STFCBird
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« Reply #15 on: Monday, September 29, 2008, 12:27:03 » |
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I've put holes in our nappy sacks for when sussex takes the dog out
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #16 on: Monday, September 29, 2008, 12:29:49 » |
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Ive dropped a bowl on my foot and smashed it!! mind you the only person that was nasty too was myself!!!
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« Reply #17 on: Monday, September 29, 2008, 12:31:13 » |
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Ive dropped a bowl on my foot and smashed it!! mind you the only person that was nasty too was myself!!!
Not intentional and so it doesn't count. |
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #18 on: Monday, September 29, 2008, 12:40:14 » |
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Ive now bitten my tounge really hard oooooooooowwwwwww
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« Reply #19 on: Monday, September 29, 2008, 13:32:30 » |
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« Reply #20 on: Monday, September 29, 2008, 14:05:12 » |
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Whilst GFM's old lady life ruining has been the most evil, Birdy's dog poo holes have got to be my favourite nasty thing so far. Come on people. Make the world a worse place.
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STFCBird
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« Reply #21 on: Monday, September 29, 2008, 15:13:05 » |
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I also shaved my minge with his Mach 3 last night
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« Reply #22 on: Monday, September 29, 2008, 15:26:12 » |
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Isnt Mach3 a lawn mower?
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« Reply #23 on: Monday, September 29, 2008, 15:36:12 » |
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Isnt Mach3 a lawn mower?
It's a scottish Flymo. |
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Gazza's Fat Mate
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« Reply #24 on: Monday, September 29, 2008, 15:37:49 » |
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Whilst GFM's old lady life ruining has been the most evil, Birdy's dog poo holes have got to be my favourite nasty thing so far. Come on people. Make the world a worse place.
sorry I did something worse I sued a dead person knowing full well the person was dead. I should have sued another party but as this chap died in the accident I knew I wouldn't get a defence so sued him as it was easier. Just had his widow on the phone crying saying i brought it all back to her. I suggested she should be cross with her husband as he was the one who drove recklessly thus killing himself and damaging my clients car. She was getting on my nervs so i told her that she needed to deal with summons or I'ld instruct balifs. |
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Ash - "GFM Mate your like like Marmite you Love it or Hate it"
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Gazza's Fat Mate
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« Reply #25 on: Monday, September 29, 2008, 15:49:17 » |
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okay okay I am feeling guilty now for being evil. Therefore I am going to justify it.
1. It's my job i have no choice.
2. My clients instruct me what to do, therefore it was there choice not mine.
3. If these people had insurance they would be paying the claims not my fault they broke the law.
4. Fuck it I don't care.
5. The old lady will die soon what does she need 3k for?
6. the widow is already sad and lonaly. How much more depressed can she get?
7. I blame my parents for divorcing therefore leaving me cold and unabel to feel.
Please can some one so it was okay?
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Ash - "GFM Mate your like like Marmite you Love it or Hate it"
Christian Roberts " I fucking hate Marmite"
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« Reply #26 on: Monday, September 29, 2008, 15:49:55 » |
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sorry I did something worse I sued a dead person knowing full well the person was dead. I should have sued another party but as this chap died in the accident I knew I wouldn't get a defence so sued him as it was easier. Just had his widow on the phone crying saying i brought it all back to her. I suggested she should be cross with her husband as he was the one who drove recklessly thus killing himself and damaging my clients car. She was getting on my nervs so i told her that she needed to deal with summons or I'ld instruct balifs.
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #27 on: Monday, September 29, 2008, 15:56:31 » |
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I also shaved my minge with his Mach 3 last night
 - if he has a go at you - you can just tell him he should be grateful you shave it and keep it nice and not let it grow let a big bush!! |
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« Reply #28 on: Monday, September 29, 2008, 19:00:42 » |
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- if he has a go at you - you can just tell him he should be grateful you shave it and keep it nice and not let it grow let a big bush!! Oi. shut your noise Hand! I made a sausage casserole with roast potatoes to die for tonight. Should have crapped in hers  |
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #29 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 09:20:43 » |
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alright fair enough - I wish my boyfriend could cook!
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