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« Reply #30 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 10:37:35 »

alright fair enough - I wish my boyfriend could cook!

I quite enjoy it tbh, don't tell Birdy though! Chicken chasseur tonight, yum.
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« Reply #31 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 12:11:57 »

You don't need a boyfriend who can cook JFW, you just need one with OCD.  Quids in.
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flammableBen

« Reply #32 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 12:13:23 »

alright fair enough - I wish my boyfriend could cook!

If I asked you "can I be your boyfriend?", would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?
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« Reply #33 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 12:16:34 »

She's mad if she turns you down Ben, I wouldn't Wink
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« Reply #34 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 12:18:34 »

ahhh Ben If I was single I would go out with you!

you are funny and can cook - do you have good personal hygene and a big willy too?  Wink
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« Reply #35 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 12:20:19 »

Booo. You didn't fall for my clever word logic.

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« Reply #36 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 12:22:08 »

I didnt really understand it if I honest - come on Ben Im not the sharpest knife in the draw!!
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« Reply #37 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 12:22:42 »

no worries.

My personal hygiene is big and my willy is good.
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« Reply #38 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 12:39:05 »

But Im quite high maintaince?

plus will I have to buy you white ace and fags all the time?
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« Reply #39 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 12:44:45 »

yep
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« Reply #40 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 12:45:42 »

To be honest JFW, I think I'm a bit out of your league.
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« Reply #41 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 13:01:06 »

Yeah I think you are

A girl can dream...........  Cloud 9
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« Reply #42 on: Wednesday, October 1, 2008, 12:46:11 »

I just had a woman on the phone at work who didn't want to speak to me and immediately asked to speak to a manager or somebody else who could help her because "we've spoken before and had a clash of personalities".

What a fucking bitch, I'm going to shit in an envelope and post it to her.
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« Reply #43 on: Wednesday, October 1, 2008, 13:31:15 »

I've had that sort of call before Sam, a couple of years ago, although in fairness I was a reet miserable sod in my previous job as I hated it. 
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« Reply #44 on: Wednesday, October 1, 2008, 16:59:16 »

Say Something Nasty by Nashville Pussy - damn fine album.

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