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flammableBen

« on: Monday, September 29, 2008, 11:40:25 »

Go on, you know you want to. Make a snide remark to that overweight work colegue. Don't do your job properly so someone else gets extra work. Hide all the staplers. Unplug peoples mice. Take a shit in the coffee machine.

Give in my demands for evilness. do it now.
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flammableBen

« Reply #1 on: Monday, September 29, 2008, 11:42:14 »

oh and then post about it.
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, September 29, 2008, 11:44:17 »

I'll struggle, seeing as I'm still in bed. Evilness is best achieved after the days shower, I find.
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, September 29, 2008, 11:45:01 »

I was evil yesterday.

My daughter had a helium filled balloon and she was doing my head in with it, and so cut the string and let it float to the ceiling where she could see it but not get to it. (I can't find a smiley evil enough)
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, September 29, 2008, 11:45:42 »

I just went for a massive poo and didn't flush!
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, September 29, 2008, 11:47:02 »

When a jehova's witness bloke knocked saturday morning i told him i could not talk as i was on my way to get a blood tranfusion.

Is that evil?
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, September 29, 2008, 11:48:43 »

I had the JoHo's round on saturday too. I can't bring myself to be horrible to them though.
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, September 29, 2008, 11:49:04 »

I had an hours long conference call this morning before I left for work, I played out the whole hour with SSN on in the background.

It brought some comments from my German counterparts, of which I denied

Fuck em
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, September 29, 2008, 11:50:19 »

Some Polish bloke told me I should go to specsavers so I told him he should go back to Poland. Not really evil I guess but he was offended by it.
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, September 29, 2008, 11:50:52 »

I had the JoHo's round on saturday too. I can't bring myself to be horrible to them though.

I can!  If I wanted to be one, I'd be one but to knock on the door and try and encourage me takes the p*ss!
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, September 29, 2008, 11:54:21 »

Theres only 2 of us in today - Im giving sue loads of work as she hates taking comands off people younger than her - I meanwhile am Chatting to friends on Ebuddy
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, September 29, 2008, 11:56:42 »

Do you actually do ANY work Charlotte ?
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, September 29, 2008, 11:59:08 »

sometimes - like when my boss is here

I worked all day at the sports centre yesterday so Im tired and my back hurts from mopping the sports hall floor - even though we mopped our names in massive writing then looked down on it from the viewing area - it was like art attack!
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, September 29, 2008, 12:00:30 »

I just signed off court papers that will repossess a 75 year old widow's house all over a debt of £300 I was going to accept her offer to pay it off at £10 a month but ben your post made me change my mind.

Let this be a lesson to you all that your posts on the townend have real life repercussions
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, September 29, 2008, 12:02:25 »

Good evilness.
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