dear mexico red

[Sussex]

Just the more traditional approach I'm afraid PM  

I'm fine with that, but the rape thing's a bit weird. I mean how far is too far? Apparently I've not gone far enough yet  :shock:  I've ripped clothes off and forced her to do stuff (no pain) but she wants it to be painful. I thought no meant no, but apparently not in this scenario  :?

I'm being corrupted, and it's ace  

They say you need a safe word in these senarios Sussex, may I suggest the phrase 'Matthew Hewlett sexy football' this is surely going to put you off your stride, so to speak, and will probably also cunjour up images of Andy Gurney doing Matty's wife. sick

We've got a safe word Tom, but apparently I've not gone far enough for her to need to use it. She wanted "don't stop", but I thought that kind of defeated the object, so we settled on something more sensible.

[yeo]

This lady sounds top draw

[OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR]

Heh heh! Good thread.  Well done to everyone involved!

[Piemonte]

Classic stuff. Sussex red and his antics crease me up

[Reg Smeeton]

Dear Mexico Red.....

    My name is Reg and I've a "thing" about birds called Sophie who like to do it doggie style.....do you think I might ever meet one on thetownend?

[Sussex]

This lady sounds top draw

She is a very nice lady, yes.

She gets back from a business trip to Prague this afternoon, and apparently she's going to introduce her 'rabbit and cuffs' into tonights proceedings  :shock:  

[Piemonte]

Be afraid Sussex.

Where do you think that rabbit is going :?:  

[Mexicano Rojo]

Dear Mexico Red.....

    My name is Reg and I've a "thing" about birds called Sophie who like to do it doggie style.....do you think I might ever meet one on thetownend?

dear reg,

just a couple of questions needed before i can tackle your problem, this "thing" what do you mean exactly, are you after love and romance, or something more sinister, also the name sophie, what is your fascination with the name, could you doggie someone who changed there name by deed poll? in regards to meeting someone from the townend i would just head down the merlin stick a wig on yeovil and away you go.
mexico red

[Reg Smeeton]

Sophie seems like a posh birds name...and I've always found posh birds to be dirtier than your average.....did meet a nice one called Fiona last week.

[Mexicano Rojo]

dear reg

now i feel i understand the root of your problem, an inferioty complex brought about by the  juxtaposition of the disparate class system. the challenges that this can bring about have had scholars debating from dawn till dusk for centuries, the marxist take on your situation would suggest that the women you mention are just a tool of the bourgouis state keeping you in your place, to cast of the chains of oppression you feel you need to stamp your maleness and dominant side in able to cast off the shackles of the capitalist world.

the other angle is get a train to bath, they are all posh there and probably take it up the arse.
mexico red

[Reg Smeeton]

Although on the surface your analysis of my situation has some merit.....I prefer the post Marxist  thoughts of Herbert Marcuse (Mark Hughes).....who in his seminal tome Eros and Civilisation...argued that repression was the very order of bourgeois capitalist society...leading to the neurotic repressed individuals that Freud so ably described.

 For Marcuse the answer was to liberate the libido.....a philosophy I've assiduously tried to follow down the years.

  Do you know the times of trains to Bath?

[Sussex]

Apologies all. I think I may have hijacked Mex's thread. I know that kind of thing is a bit frowned upon, sorry.

I'm sure more of you lot have problems that need sorting?! Get asking. Mex can change your life with his words of wisdom  

[yeo]

Perhaps you should start your own thread.

'Last night my saucy other half did me up the arse with a strap on'   or summit

[sonicyouth]

dear mexico red,

i've decided women are horrible and useless, but they're quite pretty. instead i shall finally live up to my reputation and become gay, being a resident of brighton do you have any advice for me?

lots of love

sonicpoof

[Mexicano Rojo]

dear mexico red,

i've decided women are horrible and useless, but they're quite pretty. instead i shall finally live up to my reputation and become gay, being a resident of brighton do you have any advice for me?

lots of love

sonicpoof

dear sonicpoof

when reality hits home it is indeed a disturbing and stressful experience, i can feel your pain, but do you really think that strolling down bourneville boulevard is the right way to go? didnt god say in the commandmants left for moses on mount sinai, thou shalt not rim felch or probe another mans starfish. does it not state in the koran bumboys are infidels blow them up with plastic explosives.

but if needs must needs must, the one place i dont suggest you go is brighton, you see all the men are gay so the women are gagging for it, thus i can for see your predicament getting quite out of hand.

mexico red