dear mexico red

[DMR]

Dear Mexico

I need a good few nights out on the pull to exorcise some demons innit. No cash. What would you suggest babes?

Hugs and kisses

DMR xx

[Mexicano Rojo]

Dear Mexico Red,

My hair is starting to fall out on the top of my head. As an elder gent are there any tips to stop said hair falling out or at least a way of concealing it for as long as possible?

Please help. I'm going to be as angsty as SY used to be if I go bald. I dont want to be a bald cunt.

Many thanks in advance

Piemonte

dear piemonte
going bald is a fact of life similar to ginger girls are easy lays, embrace your baldness dont be ashamed, focus on the positives such as when bowling in cricket the sun may reflect into the batsmen eyes off of your shiny pallette when bowling a delicious yorker thus smashing through middle stump, or think of the pounds you will save in hair care products, the saved money could be spent on paying for private eye to confirm that your girlfriend is sleeping around because she is going out with a bald guy, therefore ensuring you save on hours of stress and anguish in the future.
mexico red

[Mexicano Rojo]

Dear Mexico Red,

The older I get the shorter my attention span seems to get, it seems that no matter what I do I just can't quite finish things off.  I get easily bored and so find it h

dear janaage

what you have is scottishitis, this is contracted through years of bad diet, tennents export and being the arsehole of europe.
give up
mexico red

[Mexicano Rojo]

Dear Mexico

I need a good few nights out on the pull to exorcise some demons innit. No cash. What would you suggest babes?

Hugs and kisses

DMR xx

dear dmr
there is no straightforward answer, however the best idea is become an international house dj overnight, get bookings all across europe and you will recieve a trophy girlfriend, these girls look beautiful however for each positive there is a negative, for example they will most probably be from chingford in essex however they will let you cum on their face.
mexico red

[Sussex]

Dear Mexico Red

I have a relationship problem.

For the past month or so I've been seeing a slightly older woman (33). Everything is going really well and we have a lot in common. She can drink for England and the sex is great (she gets off on swallowing, fisting and rape fantasies  :? )

However, she's going through a messy divorce and says she can't commit to anyone right now. Do I get out now and put it down to experience or give it a go and risk being shat on from a great height?

Please take into account she's fucking loaded and has an Audi TT.

Yours shallowly,

Sussex Red

[Mexicano Rojo]

Dear Mexico Red

I have a relationship problem.

For the past month or so I've been seeing a slightly older woman (33). Everything is going really well and we have a lot in common. She can drink for England and the sex is great (she gets off on swallowing, fisting and rape fantasies  :? )

However, she's going through a messy divorce and says she can't commit to anyone right now. Do I get out now and put it down to experience or give it a go and risk being shat on from a great height?

Please take into account she's fucking loaded and has an Audi TT.

Yours shallowly,

Sussex Red

dear sussex red

sounds like you have landed on your feet, why commit, just shag the arse off her. maybe you could try golden showers or let your mates stand round her in a circle and dish out there own special cock snot.

seriously,to keep one step a head you will need to invent a special story, something along the lines that 3 years ago you fell in with the wrong crowd and things turned nasty, you owe a particularly nasty member of this crowd £3000. ask her if she will loan you the money as you fear for the safety of your kneecaps. bingo not only will you be loaded but she cant dump you becasue she will want her money back.
mexico red

[Sussex]

Thankyou Mexico Red, you've been an inspiration.

As soon as Clare Raynor gets back to me with her feedback I'll weigh up all my options.

My gut feeling is I'll just carry on shagging the arse off her and fuck the consequences.

Sussex

[yeo]

This was a great idea.Mex knows all

[DMR]

Who deleted my porno

[Piemonte]

Dear Mexico Red

(she gets off on swallowing, fisting and rape fantasies  :? )

Sussex Red

 :shock:   Anal fisting or just the more traditional approach?

[janaage]

What a great thread.  It's only gonna get better, especially if Sussex replies to PM!

[Piemonte]

Yes Jan. yes it is.

A lot of birds do seem to get off on rape fantasies as well. slightle bizarre given how bad if fucks most rape victims up.

[Sussex]

Just the more traditional approach I'm afraid PM  

I'm fine with that, but the rape thing's a bit weird. I mean how far is too far? Apparently I've not gone far enough yet  :shock:  I've ripped clothes off and forced her to do stuff (no pain) but she wants it to be painful. I thought no meant no, but apparently not in this scenario  :?

I'm being corrupted, and it's ace  

[Kinky Tom]

Just the more traditional approach I'm afraid PM  

I'm fine with that, but the rape thing's a bit weird. I mean how far is too far? Apparently I've not gone far enough yet  :shock:  I've ripped clothes off and forced her to do stuff (no pain) but she wants it to be painful. I thought no meant no, but apparently not in this scenario  :?

I'm being corrupted, and it's ace  

They say you need a safe word in these senarios Sussex, may I suggest the phrase 'Matthew Hewlett sexy football' this is surely going to put you off your stride, so to speak, and will probably also cunjour up images of Andy Gurney doing Matty's wife. sick

[Piemonte]

Fair play sussex. dirty birds are great I'm going out with one too