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« Reply #30 on: Monday, August 4, 2008, 14:56:44 » |
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Seriously, what you've done is right imo. Prolonging the inevitable is often just an easier option.
Shit doesn't fix itself and shit is often malfunctioning for a reason.
Here is a simple solution:
Tell her you love her and need her. Then tell her you need her in Africa. Take her with you, and buy a family pack of KY to take with you. Once there, extract the maximum value on her as is physically posible, and use the KY to increase your return on investment column by preventing rawness. Once home buy a new mobile and dump her.
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JOHNNY REEVES
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« Reply #31 on: Monday, August 4, 2008, 14:57:30 » |
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just bored at home on holiday in the pissing rain ,i had to take it out on somebody.
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oxford_fan
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« Reply #32 on: Monday, August 4, 2008, 15:43:26 » |
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cheers Barry. i'm working on a little letter to her, making it sound not as bad as in the first instance.
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Mexicano Rojo
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« Reply #33 on: Monday, August 4, 2008, 15:59:29 » |
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Right,
You have two options, firstly cancel her flight, you will only get 10% back but the beauty is dont tell her.
Go to the airport and go to check in, when she has trouble checking in check in both yours and her bags on your ticket, the 10% should cover the baggage charge , check in yourself and then tell her to wait there you will get to the bottom of this and just go through to departure lounges. Then when you get to africa dump her stuff (sell anything of value) and ditch your phone.
secondly, propose, not as stupid as first seems, tell her you love her so much you want to fully commit to her, go and have holiday, and dont dump her untill you get back and hit on her fit mate, you never know her fit mate might be into you.
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Rich Pullen
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« Reply #34 on: Monday, August 4, 2008, 16:01:06 » |
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Mex is a prophet - take his advice.
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #35 on: Monday, August 4, 2008, 16:08:58 » |
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wow boys are rubbish!  |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #36 on: Monday, August 4, 2008, 16:15:01 » |
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Sounds like JFW likes to be treated mean...
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yeo
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« Reply #37 on: Monday, August 4, 2008, 18:27:34 » |
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Is it wrong to enjoy this sort of thread?
They can always be split into 3 groups.
1.The proper advice givers and generally good at worming out of things chaps.
2.The kind of chaps who think "shag her up the arse" is the answer to everything.
3.The bitter bitter get your own back evil Mex plans.
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RobertT
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« Reply #38 on: Monday, August 4, 2008, 18:35:46 » |
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I'd suggest drinking a lot until you arrive at your holiday destination, then drink to ensure this goes smoothly and with any luck she'll have dumped you by the return.
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dell boy
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« Reply #39 on: Monday, August 4, 2008, 19:13:15 » |
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Is it wrong to enjoy this sort of thread?
They can always be split into 3 groups.
1.The proper advice givers and generally good at worming out of things chaps.
2.The kind of chaps who think "shag her up the arse" is the answer to everything.
3.The bitter bitter get your own back evil Mex plans.
Yeovil what category do you come into, probably 1; maybe 2, no, dont think so; 3, well you tell us. |
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yeo
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« Reply #40 on: Monday, August 4, 2008, 19:14:54 » |
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I'm not qualified to give relationship advice.  |
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dell boy
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« Reply #41 on: Monday, August 4, 2008, 19:17:13 » |
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I'm not qualified to give relationship advice. You said it can be split into 3, so you must be one of those three - I think I'm a One - don't be a Fencesitter!!! |
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yeo
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« Reply #42 on: Monday, August 4, 2008, 19:20:26 » |
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By not replying to the original post (apart to comment on the replies) I have removed myself from classification.Im not normally shy on giving rubbish advice though,so probably 1.
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« Reply #43 on: Monday, August 4, 2008, 19:59:39 » |
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I'm a number 2 which is pretty apt really.
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« Reply #44 on: Tuesday, August 5, 2008, 11:04:00 » |
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it's back on!
thanks everyone
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