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flammableBen

« Reply #45 on: Monday, July 21, 2008, 11:46:29 »

You might be a gay.
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« Reply #46 on: Monday, July 21, 2008, 11:48:25 »

Are leather jackets fashionable again? I thought they went out in the 1980's ?!
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« Reply #47 on: Monday, July 21, 2008, 12:09:56 »

Got:
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PS3
Wii
Sky HD
Home cinema at least 500w output. (well maybe not 500w, is that PMPO or RMS. What does that even mean!)
Pc/laptop
A leather jacket
A car for winter (and for summer, climate control is great, plus I don't have to look like an overweight power ranger in a leather romper suit)
Plasma over 40"

Not Got:
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Xbox 360 (PS3 will do me).
A motorbike for summer (see above)
Mini fridge (see below)
Fusion razor (too lazy to wetshave)

Replacement Items
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La-Z-boy fridge/chair, can i have that in Lui of the mini fridge?
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Lumps

« Reply #48 on: Monday, July 21, 2008, 12:11:51 »

Unless you're 14 and living at home with your mum, why the fuck would anyone want a "mini-fridge"?
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« Reply #49 on: Monday, July 21, 2008, 12:20:49 »

I only have the laptop but instead of all the above I have a life and am not a chav
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« Reply #50 on: Monday, July 21, 2008, 12:22:19 »

A plasma/Lcd tv. Anything less than 40" not acceptable. - 32inch
Xbox 360 - ya
PS3 - nein
Wii - ya
Sky HD - nein thanks to the old fuckers
Home cinema at least 500w output. - ya
Pc/laptop - 2 of
Mini fridge - nein
Fusion razor - ya
A leather jacket - why would i want to look like the fonz?
A car for winter - ya
A motorbike for summer - nein


Over you guysto add....
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« Reply #51 on: Monday, July 21, 2008, 12:25:09 »

A plasma/Lcd tv. Anything less than 40" not acceptable. with a 4 & 6 year old in the house i'd rather save my money
Xbox 360 no thanks
PS3 no thanks
Wii thinking about getting one
Sky HD not worth it
Home cinema at least 500w output. my ears are just fine thanks
Pc/laptop check - used for gaming so no need for PS3 or Xbox
Mini fridge i'd rather fill a big fridge = more beer
Fusion razor got a razor but what's a fusion razor???!!! sounds like you need to also own hair straighteners and be called Julian!!!!!
A leather jacket Unless your called Julian and go to Bum pubs then a defo no no
A car for winter being a man surely you'd walk in the cold???!!!
A motorbike for summer i value my life
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« Reply #52 on: Monday, July 21, 2008, 13:42:31 »

A plasma/Lcd tv. Anything less than 40" not acceptable. - 32inch does me fine in my small lounge
Xbox 360 - oui
PS3 - not yet
Wii - not interested
Sky HD - Sky+ will suffice until more stuff is broadcast in HD and they take the subscription off
Home cinema at least 500w output. - nope
Pc/laptop - yup
Mini fridge - no need
Fusion razor - yep (but it never gets used. Being beardy is cool)
A leather jacket - yarp
A car for winter - and summer
A motorbike for summer - it's on my list of things to do.
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« Reply #53 on: Monday, July 21, 2008, 14:28:01 »

A plasma/Lcd tv - 17" Grundig, cannot change channel/volume
Xbox 360 - no
PS3 - ps2 for pes, rarely used though
Wii - no
Sky HD - no, we lost the ability to receive terrestrial tv a few months ago, tv now used for mega drive gaming
Home cinema at least 500w output. - 100w sony sub and amp and speakers
Pc/laptop - laptop which just about works. PIII 600mhz
Mini fridge - we do have an operational fridge. its quite small.
Fusion razor - ditched them a while ago, disposables shave better
A leather jacket - i'm not a biker/gay
A car for winter - i prefer a combination of walking and the bus. rain doesn't normally bother me.
A motorbike for summer - would have got one were i not holidaying
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« Reply #54 on: Monday, July 21, 2008, 15:49:23 »

I might go and buy a leather jacket this weekend then my life will be complete.
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flammableBen

« Reply #55 on: Monday, July 21, 2008, 15:51:42 »

A leather jacket - why would i want to look like the fonz?

The fonz was a racist.
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« Reply #56 on: Monday, July 21, 2008, 15:52:11 »

Was he ?
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« Reply #57 on: Monday, July 21, 2008, 15:56:31 »

A condom?
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