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« Reply #15 on: Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:53:42 » |
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I own a Laptop Leather jacket Motor Bike I haven't got a clue what a xbox ps3 wii fushion razor is. But I have grown a pair of breasts in the last 10 years and that makes up for the rest.
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herthab
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« Reply #16 on: Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:53:47 » |
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Oh and all men should 'own' a beerbelly.  I keep trying, but I can't get rid of this damn six-pack...........
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It's All Good..............
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #17 on: Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:54:16 » |
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I do own three pairs of football boots though which you missed off.
I've a pair of football boots, now little used. I've also a very nice pair of cricket boots...real leather, not your canvassy style things you get now. Above all else though I'd say a good pair of walking boots, whatever type suits, are an essential.
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« Reply #18 on: Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:56:40 » |
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I've got a laptop and a fridge. Laptop's broke and the fridge isn't a mini one.
Got a dog though..
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« Reply #19 on: Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:58:01 » |
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Got about 4 pairs of football boots knocking around.
Men should also own a set of weights that they never ever use!
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #20 on: Saturday, July 19, 2008, 19:00:05 » |
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My list is slightly less ambitious.....
A roof over my head. A Job. A few quid in my pocket. Some mates to go to the pub with. Lots of books (Or a library card) A dog (Any will do, but preferably a mutt)
Full marks for me! I'm a success!!
I have all of those except a few quid in my pocket (I have a job getting up in the morning!) at the moment so I am 90% a success 
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From the station at Colchester To the cells of Warrington From the services at Leicester To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon We're the famous Town End crew.
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« Reply #21 on: Saturday, July 19, 2008, 19:01:07 » |
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A plasma/Lcd tv. Anything less than 40" not acceptable. Xbox 360 PS3 Wii Sky HD Home cinema at least 500w output. Pc/laptop Mini fridge Fusion razor A leather jacket A car for winter A motorbike for summer
Over you guysto add....
out of that i own: A Plasma PS3 Wii Sky HD PC & Laptop Mini Fridge Fusion Razor Car
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« Reply #22 on: Sunday, July 20, 2008, 08:50:41 » |
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I own all of those apart from a motorbike, Xbox 360 and a leather jacket.
PS3 is better than a Xbox anyway!
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #23 on: Sunday, July 20, 2008, 09:13:35 » |
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I own all of those apart from a motorbike, Xbox 360 and a leather jacket.
PS3 is better than a Xbox anyway!
You surprise me Ralphy.....I'd have thought you'd own a leather jacket.
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« Reply #24 on: Sunday, July 20, 2008, 10:09:14 » |
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I have a laptop, leathers (not jacket), motorbike and car for the winter (well summer at the moment with this weather).
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #25 on: Sunday, July 20, 2008, 13:21:54 » |
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I own 2 out of the list
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michael
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« Reply #26 on: Sunday, July 20, 2008, 13:31:25 » |
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I own a leather jacket, and would like to add:
A Guitar
to the list.
Also, every real man should have some facial moisturiser, as well as a shoulder bag to carry personal items around in.
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« Reply #27 on: Sunday, July 20, 2008, 14:19:22 » |
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I would look ridiculous in a leather jacket Reg.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #29 on: Sunday, July 20, 2008, 17:29:32 » |
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I've got a laptop and a fridge. Laptop's broke and the fridge isn't a mini one.
Got a dog though..
You should have bought a Dell!
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