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The Grim Reaper

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« on: Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:38:27 »

A plasma/Lcd tv. Anything less than 40" not acceptable.
Xbox 360
PS3
Wii
Sky HD
Home cinema at least 500w output.
Pc/laptop
Mini fridge
Fusion razor
A leather jacket
A car for winter
A motorbike for summer


Over you guysto add....
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flammableBen

« Reply #1 on: Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:40:25 »

I only own one of those things you cunt.
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:41:03 »

  Does failure to own any of these outside of a PC make one less of a man?
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flammableBen

« Reply #3 on: Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:42:34 »

  Does failure to own any of these outside of a PC make one less of a man?

I think that only owning one makes you more secure with your masculinity.
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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:43:09 »

  Does failure to own any of these outside of a PC make one less of a man?
I think the list title is a typo for "Things all adolescents think they're 'deffo going to get when they get a paypacket' before the crushing reality of the cost of living, mortgage wife and kids sets in"
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Rich Pullen

« Reply #5 on: Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:45:24 »

Meh - tis all material items which most I don't need or would use.
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« Reply #6 on: Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:45:31 »

I only own one of those things you cunt.

I only got five.



Including the razor.
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« Reply #7 on: Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:47:45 »

I think that only owning one makes you more secure with your masculinity.

 I think you may be right fB
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:48:22 »

My list is slightly less ambitious.....

A roof over my head.
A Job.
A few quid in my pocket.
Some mates to go to the pub with.
Lots of books (Or a library card)
A dog (Any will do, but preferably a mutt)

Full marks for me! I'm a success!!
 
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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:48:57 »

Ive only got 3.

unless you're the Fonz or Tucker Jenkins leather jackets are a no no.
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« Reply #10 on: Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:50:03 »

Oh a Dog,a man needs a Dog!
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« Reply #11 on: Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:50:18 »

Tucker Jenkins! The definitive role model for all rebellious early teens in the late '70's.
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« Reply #12 on: Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:50:45 »

I don't have a

PS3,
Sky HD - looking to get freesat tho.
A razor.
Mini fridge
A leather jacket
a motorbike.

I do own three pairs of football boots though which you missed off.
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:51:26 »

Oh a Dog,a man needs a Dog!

Quite right Yeovil. I'm ashamed I missed that one on my list.

Time for a quick edit.............
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« Reply #14 on: Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:51:57 »

Oh and all men should 'own' a beerbelly.  Smiley
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