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trogladite

« Reply #15 on: Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:53:42 »

I own a
Laptop
Leather jacket
Motor Bike
I haven't got a clue what a
xbox
ps3
wii
fushion razor is.
But I have grown a pair of breasts in the last 10 years and that makes up for the rest.
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« Reply #16 on: Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:53:47 »

Oh and all men should 'own' a beerbelly.  Smiley

I keep trying, but I can't get rid of this damn six-pack...........
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« Reply #17 on: Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:54:16 »



I do own three pairs of football boots though which you missed off.

 I've a pair of football boots, now little used.

  I've also a very nice pair of cricket boots...real leather, not your canvassy style things you get now.

  Above all else though I'd say a good pair of walking boots,  whatever type suits, are an essential.
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Sussex

« Reply #18 on: Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:56:40 »

I've got a laptop and a fridge. Laptop's broke and the fridge isn't a mini one.

Got a dog though..
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« Reply #19 on: Saturday, July 19, 2008, 18:58:01 »

Got about 4 pairs of football boots knocking around.

Men should also own a set of weights that they never ever use!
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« Reply #20 on: Saturday, July 19, 2008, 19:00:05 »

My list is slightly less ambitious.....

A roof over my head.
A Job.
A few quid in my pocket.
Some mates to go to the pub with.
Lots of books (Or a library card)
A dog (Any will do, but preferably a mutt)

Full marks for me! I'm a success!!
 

I have all of those except a few quid in my pocket (I have a job getting up in the morning!) at the moment so I am 90% a success Smiley
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« Reply #21 on: Saturday, July 19, 2008, 19:01:07 »

A plasma/Lcd tv. Anything less than 40" not acceptable.
Xbox 360
PS3
Wii
Sky HD
Home cinema at least 500w output.
Pc/laptop
Mini fridge
Fusion razor
A leather jacket
A car for winter
A motorbike for summer


Over you guysto add....

out of that i own:
A Plasma
PS3
Wii
Sky HD
PC & Laptop
Mini Fridge
Fusion Razor
Car
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« Reply #22 on: Sunday, July 20, 2008, 08:50:41 »

I own all of those apart from a motorbike, Xbox 360 and a leather jacket.

PS3 is better than a Xbox anyway!
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« Reply #23 on: Sunday, July 20, 2008, 09:13:35 »

I own all of those apart from a motorbike, Xbox 360 and a leather jacket.

PS3 is better than a Xbox anyway!

 You surprise me Ralphy.....I'd have thought you'd own a leather jacket.
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dell boy

« Reply #24 on: Sunday, July 20, 2008, 10:09:14 »

I have a laptop, leathers (not jacket), motorbike and car for the winter (well summer at the moment with this weather).
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« Reply #25 on: Sunday, July 20, 2008, 13:21:54 »

I own 2 out of the list
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« Reply #26 on: Sunday, July 20, 2008, 13:31:25 »

I own a leather jacket, and would like to add:

A Guitar

to the list.

Also, every real man should have some facial moisturiser, as well as a shoulder bag to carry personal items around in.
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« Reply #27 on: Sunday, July 20, 2008, 14:19:22 »

I would look ridiculous in a leather jacket Reg.
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Rich Pullen

« Reply #28 on: Sunday, July 20, 2008, 16:42:08 »

unless you're the Fonz or Tucker Jenkins leather jackets are a no no.

Maybe not the Fonz style but....

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« Reply #29 on: Sunday, July 20, 2008, 17:29:32 »

I've got a laptop and a fridge. Laptop's broke and the fridge isn't a mini one.

Got a dog though..

You should have bought a Dell!
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