Nemo
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« on: Friday, June 6, 2008, 13:16:22 » |
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Okay, he hasn't signed yet, and full backs don't get songs often, but I think that our upgraded model of Comminges (He isn't a bit mental cos he aint foreign- thanks Robbo) needs a song to celebrate his fantastic name.
I suggest fitting his name into Sabotage by the Beastie Boys
Listen All Of Y'all It's Amankwaah
Oh yes.
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flammableBen
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, June 6, 2008, 13:18:00 » |
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There are fewer more distressing sights than that of Amankwaah in a baseball cap.
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flammableBen
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, June 6, 2008, 13:19:25 » |
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Tie me Amankwaah down, sport.
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, June 6, 2008, 13:33:00 » |
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, June 6, 2008, 14:15:33 » |
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Tie me Amankwaah down, sport.  |
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flammableBen
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, June 6, 2008, 14:16:10 » |
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Ground Control to Amankwaah,
your circuits dead, there's something wrong.
Can you hear me Amankwaah?
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, June 6, 2008, 14:17:06 » |
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How about He's a Wanker he's a wanker but he's our Wanker ? No ? Thought not  |
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, June 6, 2008, 14:19:59 » |
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maybe try something with his full name Ben?
Kevin Kwaku Osei-Kuffour Amankwaah
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flammableBen
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, June 6, 2008, 14:26:10 » |
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Amankwaah superstar,
Do you think you're what they say you are?
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Nemo
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, June 6, 2008, 14:27:31 » |
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Osei-Kuffour? Is he related to our old striker Jo?
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flammableBen
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, June 6, 2008, 14:29:36 » |
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Hey there Amankwaah
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away
But girl, tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Times Square can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true
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flammableBen
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, June 6, 2008, 14:34:04 » |
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Amankwaah, Amankwaah, never before has a boy asked for more.
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, June 6, 2008, 14:34:10 » |
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wow if you look on his wikipedia page he has links to lots of our old players plus other interesting crap
Car crash involving Aarron Brwon - check
replaced Matt Hewlett - check
Mother who competed in the commonwealth games - check
wowwee
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flammableBen
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, June 6, 2008, 14:35:21 » |
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When the dog bites, when the bee stings,
when I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my Amankwaah things,
and then I don't feel so bad.
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, June 6, 2008, 14:37:17 » |
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Amankwaah
He's the man, the man with the Midas touch
A spider's touch
Such a cold finger
Beckons you to enter his web of sin
But don't go in
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