Song for Amankwaah

[Samdy Gray]

Am-ank-waah-waah-waah, push pineapple, shake the tree
Am-ank-waah-waah-waah, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

  Class!

[Kinky Tom]

Amankwaah, woah-o
Amankwaah, woah-o
He crashed with Aaron Brown,
He's come to Swindon Town

Or something to that effect...

[reeves4england]

Amankwaah, woah-o
Amankwaah, woah-o
He crashed with Aaron Brown,
He's come to Swindon Town

Or something to that effect...

Your first effort was great. Should have quit while ahead!  

[Kinky Tom]

Well, you know...

[Kinky Tom]

To the tune of 'Where do you go' by No Mercy:

Where do you go Amankwaah
Where do you go,
I wanna know Amankwaah, I wanna know...

[neville w]

He's Amankwaah, He's Amankwaah
And he does it good
Like he bloody well should

[ron dodgers]

maybe try something with his full name Ben?

Kevin Kwaku Osei-Kuffour Amankwaah

su-per-Kev-in-Kwa-ku-Os-ei-Kuf-four-Am-ank-waah-cious
even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious
if you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious
su-per-Kev-in-Kwa-ku-Os-ei-Kuf-four-Am-ank-waah-cious

I lose it on the Am-ank-waah-cious , that should be the easiest bit but it aint. Can everyone sing this please if the cunt scores.

[flammableBen]

The fucking "-cious" wouldn't have to be there if the cunt had one more syllable in his name. Lazy bastard.

Of course that would mean changing the middle two lines for the rhyme, but they should probably be changed anyway.

[ron dodgers]

I've got it now - I was singing in my head, or so I thought, on the bus this morning - oops!
Sign him up...Sign him up...Sign him up...

A-mank-wah-able
that's what you are
A-mank-wah-able
though near or far

[janaage]

For those that are familiar with the Sound of Music we could sing (instead of so long, farewell, auf weidersehen, goodbyeeee)

Kevin Kwaku, Osei-Kuffour Amankwaah,
he left Swansea, to be a Swindon player
da da da da da da da da da.....

I'll get my coat.

[tans]

Signed now then, Byrne could have dressed up for the occasion!

[chrisser]

Did anyone else notice something missing from the announcement?  The transfer is not subject to Football League approval as we've paid off the CVA.

A small point but something else to thank our new owners for.

[magic8ball]

I've heard from just about every Swansea fan that I've talked to that he's a terrible player.

[my-velocity]

I've heard from just about every Swansea fan that I've talked to that he's a terrible player.

Personal opinion really, i'm not going to judge him till i've seen him play.

[janaage]

I'm sure Northampton fans didn't rave about Parkin before he joined us.

Agree with Mr V, I'll wait and see how he gets on before I judge.