magicroundabout
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« Reply #15 on: Thursday, June 5, 2008, 13:40:31 » |
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not visually, but audibly. i should have put music on. some barry white. eh :? you moan and groan whilst wanking??!!!! how very od |
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Barry Scott
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« Reply #16 on: Thursday, June 5, 2008, 13:44:48 » |
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When i was about 14 i decided to pop into the bathroom and knock one out. I forgot to lock the door, so surprised my sister's mate when she walked in on me in full flow. She didn't fancy giving me any assistance unfortunately, but i still like to convince myself she saw nothing other than an embarrassed bloke, laying on the floor, naked, with something resembling a sausage in his hand...  |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #17 on: Thursday, June 5, 2008, 13:59:21 » |
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« Reply #18 on: Thursday, June 5, 2008, 14:42:00 » |
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Ha ha this is ace!
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« Reply #19 on: Thursday, June 5, 2008, 14:51:37 » |
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When i was about 14 i decided to pop into the bathroom and knock one out. I forgot to lock the door, so surprised my sister's mate when she walked in on me in full flow. She didn't fancy giving me any assistance unfortunately, but i still like to convince myself she saw nothing other than an embarrassed bloke, laying on the floor, naked, with something resembling a sausage in his hand... WTF, why go into the bathroom and lie on your back?! |
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« Reply #20 on: Thursday, June 5, 2008, 15:07:16 » |
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When i was about 14 i decided to pop into the bathroom and knock one out. I forgot to lock the door, so surprised my sister's mate when she walked in on me in full flow. She didn't fancy giving me any assistance unfortunately, but i still like to convince myself she saw nothing other than an embarrassed bloke, laying on the floor, naked, with something resembling a sausage in his hand... WTF, why go into the bathroom and lie on your back?! hahahah argggh get this mental image out of my head!!! |
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« Reply #21 on: Thursday, June 5, 2008, 15:16:22 » |
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Horizontal wanking in the bathrrom Barry? I hope the men of your house were accurate piss shooters.
As for you OF what sort of noise do you make while having a wank to get caught? Do you talk dirty, huff and puff or just rattle the bed around a bit.
There's no way anyone could have clocked on and if they do front it out and admit you were just having an almighty wank.
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #22 on: Thursday, June 5, 2008, 15:24:37 » |
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Dare I ask what the difference is between an almighty wank and a normal one?
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« Reply #23 on: Thursday, June 5, 2008, 15:25:00 » |
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Horizontal wanking in the bathrrom Barry? I hope the men of your house were accurate piss shooters.
As for you OF what sort of noise do you make while having a wank to get caught? Do you talk dirty, huff and puff or just rattle the bed around a bit.
Im laughing so much at the above that my eyes are crying! |
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« Reply #24 on: Thursday, June 5, 2008, 15:29:41 » |
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Dare I ask what the difference is between an almighty wank and a normal one? Blokes have a switch behind their elbow which changes them from normal mode and almighty mode. How did you not know that? |
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« Reply #25 on: Thursday, June 5, 2008, 15:35:26 » |
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Horizontal wanking in the bathrrom Barry? I hope the men of your house were accurate piss shooters.
As for you OF what sort of noise do you make while having a wank to get caught? Do you talk dirty, huff and puff or just rattle the bed around a bit.
There's no way anyone could have clocked on and if they do front it out and admit you were just having an almighty wank. I just fucking spat Red Bull all over the shop (thats not a euphinism), my colleagues are dead confused. |
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« Reply #26 on: Thursday, June 5, 2008, 16:09:19 » |
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there is a 3rd mode known as "oh christ - where have my plums gone" that ranks above almighty but it doesn't happen very often
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Barry Scott
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« Reply #27 on: Thursday, June 5, 2008, 19:45:53 » |
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WTF, why go into the bathroom and lie on your back?! Because wanking while lead on your front is tough.  Horizontal wanking in the bathrrom Barry? I hope the men of your house were accurate piss shooters. Fortunately there were no men in the house and the floor was more comfortable than a bog seat. Jesus, why am i explaining myself?! A bloke who used to work for my step dad's company once went to court for getting seen wanking off in his car at a woman on the M25, along with getting caught in another woman's garden knocking one off as she undressed. That's nearly as bad as OF's sound effects. |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #28 on: Thursday, June 5, 2008, 19:49:14 » |
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All these confessions are coming thick and fast now.
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« Reply #29 on: Thursday, June 5, 2008, 19:51:12 » |
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WTF, why go into the bathroom and lie on your back?! Because wanking while lead on your front is tough. Horizontal wanking in the bathrrom Barry? I hope the men of your house were accurate piss shooters. Fortunately there were no men in the house and the floor was more comfortable than a bog seat. Jesus, why am i explaining myself?! A bloke who used to work for my step dad's company once went to court for getting seen wanking off in his car at a woman on the M25, along with getting caught in another woman's garden knocking one off as she undressed. That's nearly as bad as OF's sound effects. Fucking awesome, you can just imagine some geezer bent over under the washing line crashing one out. |
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