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« on: Sunday, May 1, 2005, 10:09:50 » |
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I worked Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and was looking forward to a fantastic end of the week with just college to worry about. Went to highlight my hair on Thursday, and the dye took too well to my hair and turned it bright gingery/yellow resulting in much piss-taking.
Friday was a trip to Brighton for a mate's birthday which I'd been desperately looking forward. Started on the black aftershocks, and like an amateur outdid my limit. Woke up in A+E having not even made it to the nightclub, my face a mess and a drip in my arm. Apparently I'd fallen over in the road, before being slapped in cuffs and roughly shoved into an ambulance. My parents were not impressed, and got bugger all sleep all night. Also let down a couple of mates who were going to get a taxi with me but now couldn't afford it, so had to wait till 4am for their train home.
Saturday entailed a trip to a mate's house for his 18th. 4 in the afternoon, perhaps still feeling the affects of the alcohol in my blood, I bumped a Volvo estate in the back (he stopped when heading onto a clear roundabout abruptly, taking me by surprise as I was looking onto the roundabout to check it was clear). Get out the car and no damage to mine other than a small crack in the numberplate, but he seems to think his boot won't close properly so am worried about how much I'll have to pay (have a 400 quid excess on my insurance due to my age, and the premiums will scream up if I make a claim).
Can anyone top this at all? I have a picture of me on Saturday morning which I'll bung up here when my sister gets it off her digi cam.
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Whits
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, May 1, 2005, 10:23:13 » |
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i headbutted a reading fan on friday and lost my shoelaces, also went to huddersfield so not a great start to the weekend :? think yours is slightly worse though  |
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, May 1, 2005, 10:55:40 » |
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My weekend has been the usual boring affair with plenty of work and more still to do. Don't think anybody will top yours though! p.s. if i put highlights in my hair i would get the piss taken out of me, regardless if the colour went wrong or not  |
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, May 1, 2005, 13:32:37 » |
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Nightmare Walrus.
I woke up with a hitler tache and Elvis sideburns.
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, May 1, 2005, 14:32:06 » |
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mines been quite good if its any consolation. |
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, May 1, 2005, 14:44:29 » |
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That cheered me up no end Walrus.
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walrus
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, May 1, 2005, 14:47:49 » |
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That cheered me up no end Walrus. Just bloody wait till I get the picture of me on here...!! |
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, May 1, 2005, 15:26:21 » |
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Oh dear Walrus! If he wants to persue it try and pay out any costs yourself, else you'll get absolutely clobbered when you renew your insurance.
Must be something about this bloody weekend. Totalled my car late last night so a couple of favours had to be called in at short notice to get the car back home asap. Luckily a mate works for a breakdown company though. The fuzz would have been none to happy with me!
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, May 1, 2005, 17:48:40 » |
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http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/walruss/Sexy_beast.jpgMy face is swollen beyond belief, and it's covered in nicks, cuts, and just generally ouch.... Unfortunately I don't have a before and after pic, so you will just have to take my word for it that my face isn't usually that swollen!! The good thing is that even after seeing that pic you won't recognise me, with my hair having since been dyed back and my lip shrinking... Hope I've given you all a good laugh!
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, May 1, 2005, 18:01:35 » |
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fucking hell, your upper lip is quite a state.
my arm hurts a bit.
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, May 1, 2005, 18:09:56 » |
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thats a face fit for pounding. What did you do, hit your face on the floor or something? Where were your mates when this all happened? Why didnt they help you out in the hospital?
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, May 1, 2005, 18:23:26 » |
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he said he fell over, didnt say what actually bashed his head in. Could have been those dirty racist pigs.
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, May 1, 2005, 19:43:04 » |
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Look on the bright side, at least your eyebrow has grown back now \o/
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, May 1, 2005, 23:28:11 » |
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Look on the bright side, at least your eyebrow has grown back now \o/ Grr! :x I bashed my face on the tarmac - still finding bits of tarmac in my face.... Some of my mates had already gone to the club not realising what was happening, and the ones with me weren't allowed in the ambulance as they were drunk. Am hoping my face returns to normal asap as I feel like a mong, though it is a lot better than it was! |
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