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Bushey Boy

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« on: Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 21:38:12 »

Always hated gardening but last few weeks have found myself painting sleepers, fences, cutting lawns and sorting out garage.  Maybe the garage is being done as its the mans place, but why am I getting into it.

Is this a sign of old age?!
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 21:41:39 »

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Always hated gardening but last few weeks have found myself painting sleepers, fences, cutting lawns and sorting out garage.  Maybe the garage is being done as its the mans place, but why am I getting into it.

Is this a sign of old age?!


 Nah, incipient breeding age. Its the male equivalent of nesting syndrome which happens to birds.

 You're flagging up to your bird that it's sprog time.

  Happens in spring...its why birds sing etc.
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 21:42:46 »

:shock: im not having kids yet
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 21:45:43 »

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:shock: im not having kids yet


  Our bodies tell us one thing, our heads maybe another, fortunately the urges although strong, are not all powerful.  Nevertheless, much of our behaviour is dictated by the same basic animal urges Bangkok Red sees.
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 21:46:12 »

I'm never having kids. Going to my GP soon to ask for the snip.
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 21:46:54 »

You scare me reg
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 21:48:04 »

to be fair it can be quite relaxing in this weather.

my neighbours and doing up their garage and another mate is putting a pond in his garden, I've been helping out and its alright!
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 21:52:19 »

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You scare me reg


 It's alright BB, there's no such thing as the bogie man...take your teddy to bed and give him a big cuddle....it'll be fine in the morning.
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 03:34:13 »

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:shock: im not having kids yet


  Our bodies tell us one thing, our heads maybe another, fortunately the urges although strong, are not all powerful.  Nevertheless, much of our behaviour is dictated by the same basic animal urges Bangkok Red sees.


I wonder if big fat German sex tourists paint their fences before leaving for Bangkok.
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Spud

« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 05:20:10 »

I also used to think that Gardening was for the old folks but ive got to say since owning my own house i do like a bit of Gardening especially when it's nice and hot outside.
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STFC Village

« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 05:36:58 »

I heard Sussex likes uphill gardening
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 08:16:07 »

I think Reg is right. The gardening is obviously a metaphor for 'sowing your seeds'.
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flammableBen

« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 08:29:57 »

Ace, Ash is pregnant or something.
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Gazza's Fat Mate
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 10:42:24 »

well ash's bird didn't drink when she came to ours at the weekend maybe she is preggers!
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 10:43:37 »

I heard she was
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