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« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 11:20:26 »

I had to speak to a guy called Helmut Wanke the other day, I just called him Helmut as there was no way I could have called him Mr. Wanke without cracking up.

I also spoke to a Thai today whose nickname was Bent. There was some confusion about who I was actually talking and without thinking I ended up asking: "So are you Bent?". I won't be allowed to forget that in the office for a while.
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« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 11:22:01 »

Buck Rogers, was in my class.  He had his stomach pumped twice and has had a drugs overdose.

how he is still alive, I don't know?
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
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« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 11:31:30 »

I used to deliver to a Fanny Picking.
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« Reply #18 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 11:41:04 »

I used to work with a Lisa Reddick and a Finbarr Manifold (!)

I also had a contact called Ian Tickle, not that funny until you see his email address which is ITickle@.....
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« Reply #19 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 11:44:09 »

Ooo I deliver to a Doctor Tickle!
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McLovin

« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 11:50:13 »

There used to be a man called Mr Manhood come into Sainsbury's a few years ago.
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« Reply #21 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 12:24:23 »

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Buck Rogers, was in my class.  He had his stomach pumped twice and has had a drugs overdose.

how he is still alive, I don't know?


ha ha was he? god they were a proper weird little family - I would imagine he is probably dead or in Jail
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« Reply #22 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 12:27:24 »

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there was a gaylord in my paperwork the other week!
What was Fatbury doing in your paperwork! Wink
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« Reply #23 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 12:33:59 »

One of my dutch engineers is called Manole Kock and my new CEO is called Justin McCracken.
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« Reply #24 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 12:41:29 »

we had a customer called Mr 54321 Liftoff but that was a long time ago and also Carey Hunt and Edward Tinman Pong.
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« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 13:02:48 »

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we had a customer called Mr 54321 Liftoff but that was a long time ago and also Carey Hunt and Edward Tinman Pong.


seriously?Huh?Huh?Huh?  :shock:
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« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 13:40:53 »

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we had a customer called Mr 54321 Liftoff but that was a long time ago and also Carey Hunt and Edward Tinman Pong.


I once knew a guy who changed his name by depol to: Penfold Oooh orange Pants.

The fact that he was a heroin user/addict may shed some light on that one.
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« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 13:46:37 »

My uncles name is Jonathan Volkswagon Bettle. FACT. He changed it by depol. He wanted his wife to change hers to karmann ghia.
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« Reply #28 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 13:48:25 »

Mufti Mashbat came in to see me the other day.

And Robin Hood.
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« Reply #29 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 13:50:51 »

I spoke to richard richard today. He was a prize cock as well which did help.
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