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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #30 on: Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 09:21:26 »

my cat never used to poo in my garden but she does now

shes funny though - she wont go if people are watching her - she like her privacy
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« Reply #31 on: Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 10:14:59 »

cirtus fruit skin should work. Lemons, oranges etc, cats hate them
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« Reply #32 on: Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 15:27:42 »

What he said... you can also try some pepper over your lawn.
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« Reply #33 on: Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 17:00:34 »

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http://www.deteracat.co.uk/ultrasonic_cat_deterrent_system.htm

Sounds a bit like the Mosquito but for cats  Cheesy


I hate those things, I can hear them, my mum used to have one.
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« Reply #34 on: Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 17:54:41 »

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DONT BE MEAN TO CATS!!

Im going to be a lonely old spinster with lots of cats one day!


That's the problem, I have two cats and I want them to crap elsewhere, as at the age of 65 (in human years) they are too old/lazy to go elsewhere.  I also don't want to knacker the plants.  

My parents in law's old cat used to piss down the drain...now if I can convince my cats to crap in the garden of the miserable bloke a few doors down, we'll all be happy.
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« Reply #35 on: Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 17:55:43 »

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Buy a box of Silent Roar.Pellets soaked in lion shit.I should know I make the stuff!


OK adje, I'll give them a go...I trust they're OK with plants...
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« Reply #36 on: Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 18:33:05 »

Have a quiet word with them. If they don't oblige then send them to bed with no supper.
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« Reply #37 on: Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 21:29:01 »

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Have a quiet word with them. If they don't oblige then send them to bed with no supper.


 
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« Reply #38 on: Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 21:59:50 »

I bet you feed them Sheba as well.
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« Reply #39 on: Wednesday, April 16, 2008, 07:29:30 »

£50 for a box of cartridges and i will sort the problem out. No more cats in the district and you get a lovely tabby fur coat thrown in.
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« Reply #40 on: Thursday, April 17, 2008, 12:08:00 »

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Buy a box of Silent Roar.Pellets soaked in lion shit.I should know I make the stuff!


OK adje, I'll give them a go...I trust they're OK with plants...



It is primarily a fertiliser with a "built-in" deterrent.
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« Reply #41 on: Thursday, April 17, 2008, 12:13:24 »

Have you killed the cunts yet.
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« Reply #42 on: Thursday, April 17, 2008, 12:15:57 »

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£50 for a box of cartridges and i will sort the problem out. No more cats in the district and you get a lovely tabby fur coat thrown in.


With a permeable lining as well no doubt.
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« Reply #43 on: Thursday, April 17, 2008, 12:16:16 »

Everytime you find cat shit in your garden cover it with fishy stuff, so your cats eat it. Or just remove from the garden and place in their beds or milk.
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« Reply #44 on: Thursday, April 17, 2008, 12:18:17 »

cats shit in their territory.as they get older they stay closer to home.i'd just let there be a part of the garden you accept as where your cat will shit.
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