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donkey
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« on: Monday, April 14, 2008, 18:10:12 »

Does anyone know how to stop (or at least discourage) cats from crapping in my garden?  I don't think those pellet things will work, and I don't want to use those noise things (as they don't work, and I can hear them).

So, plants I guess...maybe grasses?  I dunno (is it obvious?)
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, April 14, 2008, 18:11:02 »

good point, there's two that shit it my garden too.
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, April 14, 2008, 18:11:44 »

Bottles of water.
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lebowski

« Reply #3 on: Monday, April 14, 2008, 18:11:44 »

A dirty great big dog?

Also keeps burglars away.
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lebowski

« Reply #4 on: Monday, April 14, 2008, 18:12:46 »

Other than that, I don't think it's possible  Sad
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Don Rogers Shop

« Reply #5 on: Monday, April 14, 2008, 18:13:12 »

Absinthe, Lavender and Lemon-thyme. Fuchsias,
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, April 14, 2008, 18:13:39 »

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to throw at them?
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, April 14, 2008, 18:14:04 »

Ah, sorry, I should've said that two of the cats that shit in our garden are ours!  Need to encourage them to shit, ahem, elsewhere...
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, April 14, 2008, 18:15:24 »

You can use lion poo to keep cats out of your garden. But yeah that won't help Donkey. Unless he just wants to scare his cats.
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, April 14, 2008, 18:22:30 »

shards of broken glass worked for me.
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dell boy

« Reply #10 on: Monday, April 14, 2008, 18:23:50 »

Leave a fucking great dog in your garden overnight, that will solve the problem!!! Cheesy
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lebowski

« Reply #11 on: Monday, April 14, 2008, 18:25:44 »

Is it just me or is there an echo in here?
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, April 14, 2008, 18:28:16 »

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flammableBen

« Reply #13 on: Monday, April 14, 2008, 18:35:30 »

Oooh yeah. If I ever learnt anything from Rolf on Animal Hospital, it's that hiding loads of aspirin in some cat food could permanently do the trick.
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, April 14, 2008, 18:44:42 »

I used to have this problem.....I solved it by giving up gardening Smiley
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