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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #15 on: Monday, April 14, 2008, 20:46:43 »

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I don't think those pellet things will work,


They do when they come out of a fucking air rifle
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« Reply #16 on: Monday, April 14, 2008, 21:15:34 »

Buy a box of Silent Roar.Pellets soaked in lion shit.I should know I make the stuff!
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #17 on: Monday, April 14, 2008, 21:20:59 »

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Buy a box of Silent Roar.Pellets soaked in lion shit.I should know I make the stuff!


I wondered what that smell was in the Merlin last week

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Sippo
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« Reply #18 on: Monday, April 14, 2008, 21:48:43 »

A Shotgun
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #19 on: Monday, April 14, 2008, 21:56:38 »

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A Shotgun

a bazooka

 
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« Reply #20 on: Monday, April 14, 2008, 21:57:41 »

my gardens so small a bazooka would probably take out the whole the fucking house!
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« Reply #21 on: Monday, April 14, 2008, 22:19:28 »

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A Shotgun

a bazooka

 


You know its gonna be ace.  Cool

There's an option to get a limo with a stripper in it!  
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #22 on: Monday, April 14, 2008, 23:29:24 »

weapons grade plutonium - works every time













or try teasels dried and stuck in the ground
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« Reply #23 on: Monday, April 14, 2008, 23:30:31 »

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weapons grade plutonium - works every time


oh i had no idea, i've got loads of that just lying about in the attic.
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« Reply #24 on: Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 09:50:01 »

http://www.deteracat.co.uk/ultrasonic_cat_deterrent_system.htm

Sounds a bit like the Mosquito but for cats  Cheesy
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 10:20:29 »

DONT BE MEAN TO CATS!!

Im going to be a lonely old spinster with lots of cats one day!
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« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 10:21:24 »

So why get the cats if you are going to be lonely anyway.
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« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 10:30:04 »

because I like cats

they are my children
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« Reply #28 on: Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 10:33:10 »

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because I like cats

they are my children


I love my cat, but he doesn't shit in my garden, a cat will never shit on his own patch, its the others.
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« Reply #29 on: Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 10:35:40 »

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because I like cats

they are my children
weirdo  Cheesy
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