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STFCBird
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« on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 10:33:22 »

Do you ever find that you go into the ladies loo at work and someone has left a massive stink, a huge skidder and/or a log?

WHY do certain women do this when there is airfreshner provided and a bog brush!

And no it wasn't me!
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 10:35:06 »

OH MY GOD

YES!!

Pooing at work should be BANNED!!

Im so glad you brought this up - It makes me so mad
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 10:44:26 »

Yes I completely agree.  

Its worse as we have to share toilets with the scummy students in term time as well.  Smells of ming skanky impulse.

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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 10:44:59 »

it is truely disgusting.

You would expect this sort of behaviour from blokes but not ladies!!
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 11:04:35 »

Why can't you see this from a true art perspective?

The achievement of leaving a massive poo-stain in the bog should be celebrated. Even moreso if they've had the gaul to leave a ginormous log floater.

Forshame ladies.
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 11:06:42 »

this is a ladies thread for ladies only to discuss poop

GET OUT!
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 11:08:28 »

I only have 5 weeks left of these horrible toilets anyway as just handed in my notice  Beers
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magic8ball

« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 11:10:41 »

Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
this is a ladies thread for ladies only to discuss poop

GET OUT!


I'll leave when you start discussing the merits of length, texture, colour, consistency and aroma.

You could use a marking scale out of 10 for example.
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 11:13:05 »

The notion that the "Ladies" is used for anything other than gentle nose-powdering and make-up application has completely shocked me.  The fact that massive grunties are produced has damaged my image of women forever :shock:
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BANGKOK RED

« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 11:14:40 »

My pooh smells of roses.
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Don Rogers Shop

« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 11:20:34 »

If you cant leave your trademark leave your skidmark
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 11:26:15 »

Quote from: "redbullzeye"
The notion that the "Ladies" is used for anything other than gentle nose-powdering and make-up application has completely shocked me.  The fact that massive grunties are produced has damaged my image of women forever :shock:


Massive grunties  

I just laughed very fucking loud indeed, nice one. My customer on the other end of the phone was a bit confused  Cool
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 11:32:07 »

We expect this from blokes, we know you love to see a good skidder and enjoy the aroma of a big log, but we do not!
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 11:41:43 »

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We expect this from blokes, we know you love to see a good skidder and enjoy the aroma of a big log, but we do not!


 I was brought up in age when boys were considered to be made of slugs and snails and puppy dog tails....whereas girls were made of sugar and spice and all things nice.

  It  was a bit of a shock, to discover even the most pretty and petite of girlies, were capable of leaving the most humungous lurkers.
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 11:43:28 »

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Quote from: "STFCBird"
We expect this from blokes, we know you love to see a good skidder and enjoy the aroma of a big log, but we do not!


 I was brought up in age when boys were considered to be made of slugs and snails and puppy dog tails....whereas girls were made of sugar and spice and all things nice.

  It  was a bit of a shock, to discover even the most pretty and petite of girlies, were capable of leaving the most humungous lurkers.


Sorry Reg, we all need to take a dump  Oops  Cheesy
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