FAO: Ladies only

[Reg Smeeton]

We expect this from blokes, we know you love to see a good skidder and enjoy the aroma of a big log, but we do not!

 I was brought up in age when boys were considered to be made of slugs and snails and puppy dog tails....whereas girls were made of sugar and spice and all things nice.

  It  was a bit of a shock, to discover even the most pretty and petite of girlies, were capable of leaving the most humungous lurkers.

Sorry Reg, we all need to take a dump    

 I realise this Birdy, but without having made a forensic examination of the subject, in my formative years I always assumed, girly's poo to be petite and  if not rose scented, at least  odourless, not like a blokes after a vindaloo and 10 pints of  :guinness:

[sonic youth]

girls do not do any of the following:

have bowel movements
pass wind
burp
pick their nose
have b.o.
smell of anything but nice things

[DMR]

girls do not do any of the following:

have bowel movements
pass wind
burp
pick their nose
have b.o.
smell of anything but nice things

You should come for a night out in Devizes mate, most of the local women tick at least 3 of those boxes at any give time  :|

[Reg Smeeton]

girls do not do any of the following:

have bowel movements
pass wind
burp
pick their nose
have b.o.
smell of anything but nice things

You should come for a night out in Devizes mate, most of the local women tick at least 3 of those boxes at any give time  :|

 A TEF night out in Devizes...DMR to show happening places, SY to drive.

[land_of_bo]

girls do not do any of the following:

have bowel movements
pass wind
burp
pick their nose
have b.o.
smell of anything but nice things

You should come for a night out in Devizes mate, most of the local women tick at least 3 of those boxes at any give time  :|

 A TEF night out in Devizes...DMR to show happening places, SY to drive.

Birdy on floater/crash landing spotting duty.

[dell boy]

girls do not do any of the following:

have bowel movements
pass wind
burp
pick their nose
have b.o.
smell of anything but nice things

You should come for a night out in Devizes mate, most of the local women tick at least 3 of those boxes at any give time  :|

I'm crying now  This whole thread is hilarious  

[Simon Pieman]

Women's burping is far worse than a man's.

I think this is why women don't fart.

[Miss Angry]

Eww no one should curl one out anywhere other than their own home! its just wrong.

My son threatened to tell my new boyfriend that i "actually really do fart" the other week, i wasnt very happy  

[STFCBird]

Eww no one should curl one out anywhere other than their own home! its just wrong.

My son threatened to tell my new boyfriend that i "actually really do fart" the other week, i wasnt very happy  

Least your boyfriend doesn't jump on your stomach to make you fart  

[herthab]

As soon as you smell a womans fart that's it. Any mystique is gone and can never be recaptured................................

[Jamiesfuturewife]

Eww no one should curl one out anywhere other than their own home! its just wrong.

My son threatened to tell my new boyfriend that i "actually really do fart" the other week, i wasnt very happy  

I totally agree with you
Pooing should be done in ones home!

my friend went on holiday with her new boyfriend and she couldnt do a poo for a week cause she didnt want to poo in the hotel room whilst he was there  

[Luci]

I bet Herthab wouldn't mind a Miss Angry fart  

[Colin Todd]

Fucking hell, If I couldnt shit any where other than home I'd shit myself at least twice a day :|

[Ralphy]

my friend went on holiday with her new boyfriend and she couldnt do a poo for a week cause she didnt want to poo in the hotel room whilst he was there  

I needed a dump at my ex girlfriend's house but was too scared to go so I told her I was popping out for some fags. I then went and had one at the garage  

[Reg Smeeton]

As soon as you smell a womans fart that's it. Any mystique is gone and can never be recaptured................................

   I once read somewhere that on average we fart about 16 times a day, I've always believed this to be a natural process, so should be enjoyable.  Women though take some convincing.