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flammableBen

« on: Wednesday, April 2, 2008, 13:39:59 »

I don't mind a bit of mess, but I think I've taken it a bit far.

There's still boxes everywhere from when I tried to build a fort a month or so again.

Loads of Empty bottles and more empty fag packets than I can work out I afforded. Occasional can dotted about too. Oh and Orange Juice Cartons. Discarded Lighters. A couple of pint glasses.

All amongst fuck loads of clothes.

I've even been too lazy to make my bed from the last time I washed my sheets so have been sleeping in a sleeping bag for a few weeks.

I like the idea of being a tidy and neat person, but it never works. I just don't think I care enough.

The good thing about doing jobs like this is that you get to reward yourself afterwards. A bottle of Rum, some Ginger Beer, some Fags and an episode of Space: Above and Beyond me thinks. Maybe a back up bottle of White Ace just in case.

And a fry-up for lunch when I feel I've made enough progress for a mini-reward. Well maybe just a bacon sandwich. Still, good times all round.

So basically can everybody stop posting so I won't get distracted by the TEF whilst I'm trying to get this done?
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, April 2, 2008, 13:44:43 »

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I've even been too lazy to make my bed from the last time I washed my sheets so have been sleeping in a sleeping bag for a few weeks.


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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, April 2, 2008, 13:51:13 »

Ben, can I ask, and I am being serious, where do you you see yourself in 5 years?
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flammableBen

« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, April 2, 2008, 13:56:34 »

Probably tidying up again.
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, April 2, 2008, 14:22:32 »

I take it you dont bring girls home very often Ben?  Wink

Or do you podge in your sleeping bag? or perhaps even in your fort?
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flammableBen

« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, April 2, 2008, 14:23:45 »

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Ben, can I ask, and I am being serious, where do you you see yourself in 5 years?


Seriously, fuck knows.

Probably working some averagely well paid job that I hate or a shit paid job that I really like.
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, April 2, 2008, 14:23:49 »

Are you saying boys who keep their rooms clean are slags?!?!
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, April 2, 2008, 14:25:16 »

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I take it you dont bring girls home very often Ben?  Wink

Or do you podge in your sleeping bag? or perhaps even in your fort?


The Ladies love the fort.
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, April 2, 2008, 14:26:36 »

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Are you saying boys who keep their rooms clean are slags?!?!


No - but sheets that are ready to walk themselves to the washing machine are not a turn on in any way shape or form  :chunder:
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flammableBen

« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, April 2, 2008, 14:28:02 »

My sheets were clean, just not on my bed  Cheesy
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flammableBen

« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, April 2, 2008, 15:25:20 »

I just made my reward sandwich.

4 bits of bacon, a slice of fried bread topped off with a fried egg.

Mayonaise on one slice of the bread and a touch of mustard on the other.

Healthy.

T'wander down to the shops now me thinks.
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, April 2, 2008, 15:41:44 »

have you put sheets on the bed? - if not Im coming round to do it for you - the thought is disturbing me
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flammableBen

« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, April 2, 2008, 15:44:48 »

Yep. done.
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, April 2, 2008, 15:47:27 »

I've tidied away my keys somewhere now.
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, April 2, 2008, 16:23:56 »

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have you put sheets on the bed? - if not Im coming round to do it for you - the thought is disturbing me


I think you missed a trick then Ben. The correct answer would have been:

"No I haven't done it yet. See you in 20 mins. x x x"
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