Tidying up Day

[flammableBen]

I don't mind a bit of mess, but I think I've taken it a bit far.

There's still boxes everywhere from when I tried to build a fort a month or so again.

Loads of Empty bottles and more empty fag packets than I can work out I afforded. Occasional can dotted about too. Oh and Orange Juice Cartons. Discarded Lighters. A couple of pint glasses.

All amongst fuck loads of clothes.

I've even been too lazy to make my bed from the last time I washed my sheets so have been sleeping in a sleeping bag for a few weeks.

I like the idea of being a tidy and neat person, but it never works. I just don't think I care enough.

The good thing about doing jobs like this is that you get to reward yourself afterwards. A bottle of Rum, some Ginger Beer, some Fags and an episode of Space: Above and Beyond me thinks. Maybe a back up bottle of White Ace just in case.

And a fry-up for lunch when I feel I've made enough progress for a mini-reward. Well maybe just a bacon sandwich. Still, good times all round.

So basically can everybody stop posting so I won't get distracted by the TEF whilst I'm trying to get this done?

[Luci]

I've even been too lazy to make my bed from the last time I washed my sheets so have been sleeping in a sleeping bag for a few weeks.

 :shock:  

[Bushey Boy]

Ben, can I ask, and I am being serious, where do you you see yourself in 5 years?

[flammableBen]

Probably tidying up again.

[Jamiesfuturewife]

I take it you dont bring girls home very often Ben?  

Or do you podge in your sleeping bag? or perhaps even in your fort?

[flammableBen]

Ben, can I ask, and I am being serious, where do you you see yourself in 5 years?

Seriously, fuck knows.

Probably working some averagely well paid job that I hate or a shit paid job that I really like.

[Bushey Boy]

Are you saying boys who keep their rooms clean are slags?!?!

[flammableBen]

I take it you dont bring girls home very often Ben?  

Or do you podge in your sleeping bag? or perhaps even in your fort?

The Ladies love the fort.

[Jamiesfuturewife]

Are you saying boys who keep their rooms clean are slags?!?!

No - but sheets that are ready to walk themselves to the washing machine are not a turn on in any way shape or form  :chunder:

[flammableBen]

My sheets were clean, just not on my bed  

[flammableBen]

I just made my reward sandwich.

4 bits of bacon, a slice of fried bread topped off with a fried egg.

Mayonaise on one slice of the bread and a touch of mustard on the other.

Healthy.

T'wander down to the shops now me thinks.

[Jamiesfuturewife]

have you put sheets on the bed? - if not Im coming round to do it for you - the thought is disturbing me

[flammableBen]

Yep. done.

[flammableBen]

I've tidied away my keys somewhere now.

[jayohaitchenn]

have you put sheets on the bed? - if not Im coming round to do it for you - the thought is disturbing me

I think you missed a trick then Ben. The correct answer would have been:

"No I haven't done it yet. See you in 20 mins. x x x"