The most stupid question you have ever been asked?

[Reg Smeeton]

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[axs]

i guessing pretty shit as he was born in the mid-80s.

[sonic youth]

"what day is bank holiday monday?"

[axs]

oi, you can't un-derail a thread!

[The_Plagiarist]

"What's the most stupid question you've ever been asked?"

[stfctownenda]

     :shock:

[Samdy Gray]

Not really a stupid question, more of a stupid moment.

A couple of years ago when my Dad was on holiday in New Zealand my sister suggested we phone him and ask him for the lottery numbers because they were 12 hours ahead.

I  'd so much.

[Lumps]

"Can I ask you a question?"

[jim]

Would you like a blowjob.

Did you say yes?  

No

I missed the Son off the end.

BOOM BOOM!  

On a serious note I hate those who ask  in a round would you like a drink when they know full well what the answer is.  You're not shifting any time soon, there is a long night ahead and yet they still ask would you like a drink in the vain hope that you’ll turn around and say something along the lines of “You know what Jim I’m good thanks I’ll sit this one out.  You get yourself one in for the time being while I sit here and watch you drink.”

Why do you bring me into this Dazzzza - I have never missed you out in a round.  Bastard!

[Jamiesfuturewife]

Which part of china are you from??

why does everyone think Im Chinese?  

[Lumps]

Which part of china are you from??

why does everyone think Im Chinese?  

Er? Do you look Chinese?

[Jamiesfuturewife]

No!!! well I certainly dont think I do!

I have no chinese in my family at all!

[Bushey Boy]

Hav eyou ever had any chinese in you??  

[Chubbs]

Not really a stupid question, more of a stupid moment.

A couple of years ago when my Dad was on holiday in New Zealand my sister suggested we phone him and ask him for the lottery numbers because they were 12 hours ahead.

I  'd so much.

now this is a stupid moment.

I was haveing trouble with my internet connections, it lost connection for whatever reason, so i call up NTL and explain what has happend, after explaining it to him, it seemed like as if it was a common issue and he knew just what i had to do.
No lie, these are the words that cam out of his mouth,

"Do you have an email address so i can send you some intructions?"