The most stupid question you have ever been asked?

[Reg Smeeton]

ahhh, custard of the cunt. or we could use ketchup.

 Or catsup.

[axs]

scraping the rim there reg.

[flammableBen]

Don't scrape the ring too sharply.

[Sussex]

The cunt sign would have to contain a small sachet of tomato cunt custard.

This is true Reg, but tomato cunt custard is best served with a side order of cheese cloth for cleaning up with afterwards.

[HarryFleming]

I've pissed on AdamAnt.

Thought you should all know now.

[axs]

did he ask you to?

[HarryFleming]

No. Its a urinal, prefer Adamant ones to Armitage Shanks that's all. Call me a posh pisser.

[axs]

you're a posh pisser harry.

[HarryFleming]

Thanks

 

[Reg Smeeton]

I've pissed on AdamAnt.

Thought you should all know now.

  Would that have been Adam Adamant of the 60's cult show?   Dear old Adam,, played by Gerald  Harper had been cryogenically preserved back in Edwardian England and came back to life just in time for the swinging 60's.

 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/85/Gerald_Harper_and_Juliet_Harmer_in_Adam_Adamant.JPG/280px-Gerald_Harper_and_Juliet_Harmer_in_Adam_Adamant.JPG

 I thought it must have been   to be called Harper as we signed Dave Harper, who had a good haircut, played 4 games at the start of 67/68 none of which we lost.

  Stand and deliver....

[HarryFleming]

Yeah. What he said. :shock:

[flammableBen]

Reg's little tag thing of "Walking Encyclopedia" isn't much of an exaggeration. There's a few subjects I reckon I could beat him on, but they'd be ones I'd have to pick.

[axs]

consoles and games 1990 - 2000.

[flammableBen]

Yep.

[HarryFleming]

Tony Blackburn's lost cherry bench.