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« on: Thursday, September 27, 2007, 18:23:38 » |
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What is it.
I remember once being asked by a brainless wonder:
Why her Karaoke VCD was playing instrumental only, no vocals!!! Even after explanation that it is a fucking karaoke CD, and therefore no vocals IS THE ENTIRE FUCKING POINT, she still didn't get it.
Needless to say that was a short lived relationship.
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red macca
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, September 27, 2007, 18:25:43 » |
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Funnily enough mine was today a girl at work asked me do they have money in india ?
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BANGKOK RED
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, September 27, 2007, 18:28:12 » |
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Or.....
You are standing at a bus stop enduring the sub-zero temperature's that blighty has to offer at times and some mentally challenged twat asks:
Has the bus come yet?
Yes it has come, and gone, but I am not on it because i like freezing to death YOU DUMB CUNT!
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Batch
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, September 27, 2007, 18:32:05 » |
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Somebody asked me where the fire station was, I asked if they were taking the piss, they said no, I pointed at the big bright red thing parked about 20m away.
With hindsight they could have been partial sighted, but, they weren't!
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Joseph McLaughlin
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, September 27, 2007, 18:34:29 » |
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I was once asked...
....if I was black
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, September 27, 2007, 18:38:12 » |
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Do you Andrew Tuck take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife
Thick cunt that I am replied
"I do"
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, September 27, 2007, 18:38:36 » |
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Would you like a blowjob.
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BANGKOK RED
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, September 27, 2007, 18:41:22 » |
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Would you like a blowjob. Did you say yes?  |
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, September 27, 2007, 18:48:06 » |
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Would you like a blowjob. Did you say yes? No I missed the Son off the end. BOOM BOOM! On a serious note I hate those who ask in a round would you like a drink when they know full well what the answer is. You're not shifting any time soon, there is a long night ahead and yet they still ask would you like a drink in the vain hope that you’ll turn around and say something along the lines of “You know what Jim I’m good thanks I’ll sit this one out. You get yourself one in for the time being while I sit here and watch you drink.” |
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HarryFleming
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, September 27, 2007, 19:42:47 » |
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What language do you speak in England?
That was on Monday over herein Trinidad.
I told them, then said that ruled here once!
:-))(
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, September 27, 2007, 20:31:05 » |
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I was once at work on a Monday, speaking to my boss, following breaking up with my ex.
The conversation went as follows:
Me: I broke up with my girlfriend this weekend.
Boss: Oh, i'm sorry, are you okay?
Me: Yeah, i don't mind to be honest, which is just as well, because you have the same name.
Boss: What's her name then? :?
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, September 27, 2007, 20:52:55 » |
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I was once at work on a Monday, speaking to my boss, following breaking up with my ex.
The conversation went as follows:
Me: I broke up with my girlfriend this weekend.
Boss: Oh, i'm sorry, are you okay?
Me: Yeah, i don't mind to be honest, which is just as well, because you have the same name.
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, September 27, 2007, 21:08:47 » |
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:goodpost:
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, September 27, 2007, 21:14:14 » |
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I don't get it. You were sleeping with your boss and he/she couldn't remember their own name? Was there drugs involved?
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, September 27, 2007, 21:15:38 » |
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