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« Reply #60 on: Monday, July 2, 2007, 14:59:34 » |
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« Reply #61 on: Monday, July 2, 2007, 16:53:23 » |
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poirot? Surely not as he's a frog (well Belgian)?! |
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Ironside
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« Reply #62 on: Monday, July 2, 2007, 20:58:45 » |
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Potty-mouthed paranoid Ironside has spoken about his addiction to racism. Speaking exclusively to The Daily TE, the foreigner hating baffoon recalled how his addiction started and then spiralled out of control.
'It all started as a bit of fun. A couple of lines of Jim Davidson before a night out, I thought I could handle it. Things got a bit more serious when I dropped a couple of Stan Boardmans at a club, I spent the next 8 hours really hating them Geeeermans.'
It wasn't long before the right wing nutjob was experimenting with harder stuff. 'I remember once when my regular dealer got busted and I couldn't get any Bernard Manning. I eventually managed to score off a bloke in a pub but it turned out to be some bad gear that was going around that had been cut with some Richard Littlejohn. That's when the paranoia really set in, before I knew what was going on I was off my face every day on The Daily Mail. I was even doing the supplement of The Mail on Sunday!'
In part 2 of this exclusive interview Ironside tells how he attempted to invade Poland after drinking 3 bottles of Paul Daniels. That was mildly amusing! |
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Genius, Gentleman Explorer, French Cabaret Chantoose and Small Bets Placed and someone who knows who they are changed my signature but its only know that I can be arsed to change it....and I mean all the spelling mistakes.
Was it me? It can't have been an interesting enough event for me to remember - fB.
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« Reply #63 on: Monday, July 2, 2007, 21:06:18 » |
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What an entertaining thread!! I thought Spacey's recent posts have been top class btw.
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OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR
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« Reply #64 on: Monday, July 2, 2007, 21:13:19 » |
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Once again we are in agreement McSporran  |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #65 on: Monday, July 2, 2007, 21:15:12 » |
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« Reply #66 on: Monday, July 2, 2007, 21:21:08 » |
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Shear class Ewe better believe it!  |
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larwood
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« Reply #67 on: Monday, July 2, 2007, 21:23:41 » |
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I too found this thread highly amusing,more so because of Alan drunken rage though  Just goes to show drunken posts are not a good idea  |
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I was a small, fat child in a welfare house
There was only one thing I ever dreamed about
And fate has just
Handed it to me - whoopee
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blinkpip
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« Reply #68 on: Monday, July 2, 2007, 21:28:53 » |
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I don't think he was drunk Larwood.
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
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« Reply #69 on: Monday, July 2, 2007, 21:30:46 » |
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I too found this thread highly amusing,more so because of Alan drunken rage though Just goes to show drunken posts are not a good idea But he said he wasn't drunk! That Al, he's such fibbing prankster cunt. |
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« Reply #70 on: Monday, July 2, 2007, 21:35:14 » |
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I'd never post on here drunk. That'd be stupid.
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« Reply #71 on: Monday, July 2, 2007, 21:35:45 » |
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I doubt he was drunk, but I did detect a hint of  due to the sentence about people having a go at anyone not pro consortium. Still, all's fair in love and forums. |
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« Reply #72 on: Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 02:56:30 » |
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You look like a cross between Hannibal Lecter and Shakin' Stevens hahahahahahahahahaha You see that's my point Spacey. You can be as offensive and nasty and horrible to anybody you choose and wrap it up in a "gosh that Spacey is such a funny guy" post. Everybody finds you amusing, don't they? Personally I really don't give a fuck what anybody thinks about me - yeah I'm too old to care any more. Seriously. So continue to ridicule me, call me old, a bad dresser, stupid, weird, fucked up, balding, wrinkly, a child molester, of obsolete music taste or mind or whatever you feel that will get a laugh from your peers. I'm sure they will join in with you. You seriously do have a psychological problem. One day you will stick you funny old joking knife into somebody who will do the same back to you in a physical sense. Best wishes and kisses. |
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« Reply #73 on: Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 03:01:22 » |
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Oh for fucks sake Alan, this thread is so yesterday. I think you might be taking everything to seriously.
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« Reply #74 on: Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 03:03:47 » |
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I agree,Im horrid to you sometimes but you never react this way to me :?
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