Dear Al,
What went wrong with me and you? It was only a couple of months ago that you described one of my posts as 'Brilliant'.
http://www.thetownend.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=20004&highlight= You rofled your little socks off. Now you think I'm 'fucking boring' (I was voted most entertaining employee at Andy's records 2 years running! I got a trophy made out of blu tac....so eeeerrr answer that and stay fashionable) and a 'Grade A cunt' (Yeah, fair comment) Have you taken something personally? Was it the Private messages we exchanged......
Why do you wear so much denim? You look like a roadie for Status quo. I think it reflects badly on the Trust
Well, the Trust board all got together and voted on what we should wear. It was decided unanimously that I should wear all denim. I roll the sleeves up to add my own funky twist.
But I spoke with Paul, and he said that there is no dress code that you have to adhere to. He did say that Nazi war memorabilia was a no no which must have come as a blow to you.
Well I don't have to adhere to it as such. I just feel that it's important to try and connect with the younger members of the Trust. I wouldn't want them to feel that we were an organisation full of old squares.
You look like a cross between Hannibal Lecter and Shakin' Stevens
I don't want to argue with you about this! That's my stance. End of!
Okay, okay, I made that up but you know what I'm talking about. I lost the original text because my inbox is so full of messages from people telling me how inventive, alternative and funny I am. I've asked questions of various Trust board members and to their credit they've been open and honest in their response. You chose to bullshit and dodge, that's fine. I respected your right to refuse to answer me and moved on, I didn't realise that a simmering resentment would eventually come to the fore.
Anyway you think I'm a cunt and I think you're a cunt, let's both move on with a mutual hatred for each other. Not for me and not for you but for the children.
Regards
Spacey
PS
I've drawn you a diagram that you might find useful
Forum land<------------------------------------------------------------>Reality
