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Bushey Boy

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« on: Sunday, April 29, 2007, 20:24:05 »
Havent seen my cat since Friday morning, thought he had been killed as he never is far away.

Went in the garage earlier and realised he had been locked in their for 2 days.

He went mental and keeps biting me and attacking me.  Will put him back in if he doesnt stop
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flammableBen

« Reply #1 on: Sunday, April 29, 2007, 20:25:31 »
You should probably put it down.
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TalkTalk

« Reply #2 on: Sunday, April 29, 2007, 20:25:52 »
I'm very concerned for your future wife at this moment in time.
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, April 29, 2007, 20:25:54 »
Poor Mr Bojangles.

That cat is posessed i'm sure. He gave me evil looks last time.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, April 29, 2007, 20:27:52 »
I hope he's given you his cat aids
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flammableBen

« Reply #5 on: Sunday, April 29, 2007, 20:29:05 »
Feed it some asprin. That's good for cats.
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, April 29, 2007, 20:29:46 »
Fuck me he must be hungry.

Hasn't eaten since friday  
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, April 29, 2007, 20:29:59 »
nah it wont affect him, hes shoot away anyway

Alans lost me again, I am blonde tho
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TalkTalk

« Reply #8 on: Sunday, April 29, 2007, 20:30:09 »
I've just rung the RSPCA.

They said that they have given up with you and you will have to live with whatever psychological disposition you have imposed on your cat.

That's a bitch.
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, April 29, 2007, 20:31:41 »
Im surprised you havent set up a group to discuss it alan Smiley
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, April 29, 2007, 20:32:33 »
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Alans lost me again, I am blonde tho

I've got this "thing" for blondes.

Anyway - it was a reference to locking carbon based life forms in garages unintentionally.

Hence you might just do that to a young Mrs Bushey at some point.

Or whack her under the patio if she doesn't get your dinner ready for when you come home.
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, April 29, 2007, 20:33:45 »
Did anyone else giggle at 'Mrs Bushey'?

I'm such a child.
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Bushey Boy

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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, April 29, 2007, 20:36:20 »
The future Mrs Bushey best not take after her name!!!
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, April 29, 2007, 20:39:42 »
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The future Mrs Bushey best not take after her name!!!


I heard you like a bit of bush.
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BB12

« Reply #14 on: Sunday, April 29, 2007, 20:40:05 »
Shameful. You should always be nice to a pussy.
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