I think the RSPCA will be knocking on my door

[Bushey Boy]

Havent seen my cat since Friday morning, thought he had been killed as he never is far away.

Went in the garage earlier and realised he had been locked in their for 2 days.

He went mental and keeps biting me and attacking me.  Will put him back in if he doesnt stop

[flammableBen]

You should probably put it down.

[TalkTalk]

I'm very concerned for your future wife at this moment in time.

[Ralphy]

Poor Mr Bojangles.

That cat is posessed i'm sure. He gave me evil looks last time.

[Simon Pieman]

I hope he's given you his cat aids

[flammableBen]

Feed it some asprin. That's good for cats.

[Ralphy]

Fuck me he must be hungry.

Hasn't eaten since friday  

[Bushey Boy]

nah it wont affect him, hes shoot away anyway

Alans lost me again, I am blonde tho

[TalkTalk]

I've just rung the RSPCA.

They said that they have given up with you and you will have to live with whatever psychological disposition you have imposed on your cat.

That's a bitch.

[Bushey Boy]

Im surprised you havent set up a group to discuss it alan

[TalkTalk]

Alans lost me again, I am blonde tho

I've got this "thing" for blondes.

Anyway - it was a reference to locking carbon based life forms in garages unintentionally.

Hence you might just do that to a young Mrs Bushey at some point.

Or whack her under the patio if she doesn't get your dinner ready for when you come home.

[Ralphy]

Did anyone else giggle at 'Mrs Bushey'?

I'm such a child.

[Bushey Boy]

The future Mrs Bushey best not take after her name!!!

[Give us an S]

The future Mrs Bushey best not take after her name!!!

I heard you like a bit of bush.

[BB12]

Shameful. You should always be nice to a pussy.