Massive Interview Tomorrow

[RobertT]

I don't mean to piss on your fire Fred, but how will cope with this new job when you get it as well as being Managing Director of STFC (a role you will combine with SAS)?

I will be covering him

Like fuck are you if Blodwyn leaves his credit card at the club.

actually, should I delete that?

[Fred Elliot]

I don't mean to piss on your fire Fred, but how will cope with this new job when you get it as well as being Managing Director of STFC (a role you will combine with SAS)?

I will be covering him

Like fuck are you if Blodwyn leaves his credit card at the club.

actually, should I delete that?

I will hire a trusted advisor to look after the club in my best interests and my day job will be delegated to another advisor from the same consultancy.

I will install a WiFi hotspot in the corner of the Merlin and use it as my office and chill on here all day

Fucking Easy !

[Fred Elliot]

Am I being expected to run the fucking travel club too ?

Sal66 does a good enough job of that.

I need to find a role for Nigel though  

[Bushey Boy]

Can I sell programmes? Ive always fancied that

[Simon Pieman]

Can I sell programmes? Ive always fancied that

From grammes to programmes. I like that  

[RobertT]

programmes would be much harder to shift, I imagine.

[Bushey Boy]

never sold any in life.  I want a hut though

[red macca]

Can I sell programmes? Ive always fancied that

Tramp

[Simon Pieman]

never sold any in life.  I want a hut though

I bet you shifted a shit load in death though

[Bushey Boy]

Cunt

and you macca, whats happening with this marathon

[Fred Elliot]

Yes, outside the ground.

I will start selling programmes inside the ground after KO but you wont get that job as you won't be able to see above the advertising hoardings !

I will cancel Dunwoody's contract for the programme and I will put Flammable Ben on a retainer as our new programme developer.

He will not be paid any form of monies for this Service but every table on match day in the exec lounge will have a designated "Ben" seat so he can mingle with his public and talk about randomage stuff with the sponsers.

The rule will be that Ben can help himself to any body's drink at the table he is gracing.

The new board will think outside the box on this one

[red macca]

Cunt

and you macca, whats happening with this marathon

Still happening mate .My old man is doing it with me aswell now gym 3 times a week and start some road running next month.

You can sell your programes en route

[flammableBen]

Yes, outside the ground.

I will start selling programmes inside the ground after KO but you wont get that job as you won't be able to see above the advertising hoardings !

I will cancel Dunwoody's contract for the programme and I will put Flammable Ben on a retainer as our new programme developer.

He will not be paid any form of monies for this Service but every table on match day in the exec lounge will have a designated "Ben" seat so he can mingle with his public and talk about randomage stuff with the sponsers.

The rule will be that Ben can help himself to any body's drink at the table he is gracing.

The new board will think outside the box on this one

Sweeeeeet. I accept your kind offer.

[Bushey Boy]

Yes, outside the ground.

I will start selling programmes inside the ground after KO but you wont get that job as you won't be able to see above the advertising hoardings !

I will cancel Dunwoody's contract for the programme and I will put Flammable Ben on a retainer as our new programme developer.

He will not be paid any form of monies for this Service but every table on match day in the exec lounge will have a designated "Ben" seat so he can mingle with his public and talk about randomage stuff with the sponsers.

The rule will be that Ben can help himself to any body's drink at the table he is gracing.

The new board will think outside the box on this one

if I was asian this board would be classed as bullying.

[Fred Elliot]

The position is officially filled !