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Ralphy

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« on: Wednesday, December 20, 2006, 14:31:52 »

On monday after work i went for a quick coke in the local.

After 10 mins, i started to feel very dizzy and sick. I went to the toilets and threw up. I went back to the bar, still feeling dizzy and told my mate i wasn't well and was going home.

After walking 2 metres i collapsed on a table and chairs and passed out!
Came around to find the landlord mopping my brow and looking quite concerned!

Turned out i had a bad stomach bug which caused me to faint.

I have been getting really bad pains down the side of my ribs the past 2 days and today i couldn't finish my post round.

Could my ribs be cracked from falling on the table?

I'm slightly concerned.
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2006, 14:32:55 »

I think you're dying.
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2006, 14:36:04 »

go to the doctors?
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2006, 14:38:56 »

Got an appointment in an hour.

Just wanted some opinions.

Is a broken rib cage serious?
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2006, 14:41:00 »

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Got an appointment in an hour.

Just wanted some opinions.

Is a broken rib cage serious?


I doubt very much if it's a broken rib cage ralphy. You would have to go some to suffer that injury.

It could be a couple of cracked ribs though, which isn't too serious.

Hurts though, doesn't it? Cheesy
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Piemonte

« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2006, 14:41:13 »

Quote from: "Ralphy"
Got an appointment in an hour.

Just wanted some opinions.

Is a broken rib cage serious?


a broken rib is not serious.  theres not much you can do about it though and it will hurt til healed
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flammableBen

« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2006, 14:46:09 »

It's quite clearly aids.
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2006, 14:48:23 »

Quote from: "Ralphy"
On monday after work i went for a quick coke in the local.

After 10 mins, i started to feel very dizzy and sick. I went to the toilets and threw up. I went back to the bar, still feeling dizzy and told my mate i wasn't well and was going home.

After walking 2 metres i collapsed on a table and chairs and passed out!
Stop snorting coke?
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Piemonte

« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2006, 14:48:51 »

I'd just like to add the Ralphy clearly had half a pint and fell over Wink
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2006, 14:49:39 »

he clearly got beat up by some 12 year old Bristol chavs on saturday.

he got battered
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flammableBen

« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2006, 14:50:02 »

It was quite clearly jesus punishing you. Who goes into there local for a quick coke. You silly gay.
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mattboyslim

« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2006, 15:12:59 »

I think I carcked a rib or two when at uni, hurts like a bitch, breathing hurts laughing is even worse.  Nowt you can do but try not to do further damage, after a few weeks everything is OK again IIRC.
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2006, 15:14:25 »

Hi ralphy, having lived with doctors for several years I am more than qualified enough to diagnose you here. It sounds like anal trauma.
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2006, 15:19:31 »

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he clearly got beat up by some 12 year old Bristol chavs on saturday.

he got battered


He did not go to the game.
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, December 20, 2006, 15:22:35 »

:? Ouchies!
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