Cracked Rib Cage

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[Samdy Gray]

Surely you should have been signed off Ralphy? My step-dad had 6 months off work when he cracked his ribs in a car crash, and that's just an office job!

[millom red]

It's a cracked rib.

Nothing they can do apparently.

Just put me on 30 mg of Codeine a day and light duties at work.

I didn't go to the Bristol Rovers game by the way!

Didnt fancy the christmas card rounds then Ralphy?

Cracked ribs are ok unless one is sticking into a lung. Then you are in trouble.

[Ralphy]

If i'm signed off, my attendance will trigger a 2nd stage warning cos i had three months from september to the end of november.

[red macca]

If i'm signed off, my attendance will trigger a 2nd stage warning cos i had three months from september to the end of november.

but its a medical problem can they do this

[Ralphy]

Yes they can!!

Regardless of why your off, Royal Mail issue a warning system for absence.

I was off 3 months with stress and depression and got issued a stage 1 warning today.

If i go off with cracked ribs, their issue a stage 2.

[red macca]

well i would use whatever time you got off to find a new job

[Simon Pieman]

They can make him redundant, as long as they discuss the situation with Ralphy (i.e. his position and what they expect). I don't think Royal Mail can just issue warnings without any discussion.

If they don't like it, they cannot sack you, but they can make you redundant. What's the redundancy package like Ralphy? I'd take it and look for a new job if it's any good. An employer being that amount of bastard isn't good for you.

[DMR]

Hi ralphy, having lived with doctors for several years I am more than qualified enough to diagnose you here. It sounds like anal trauma.

this made me laugh half a bottle of peroni all over the place

[Ralphy]

You have what are known as attendance interviews.

It's up to your manager's discretion whether they issue the warning but their all cunts and always do issue it.

I'm on a stage 1 now.

If i have a certain amount of absences within the next year, i'll get a stage 2 and then out!

I'll dig out the exact requirements Royal Mail expect later and share with you all.

[Fred Elliot]

If i'm signed off, my attendance will trigger a 2nd stage warning cos i had three months from september to the end of november.

Lazy Cunt

[Fred Elliot]

If i'm signed off, my attendance will trigger a 2nd stage warning cos i had three months from september to the end of november.

Lazy Cunt

Or Thrush again    

[Simon Pieman]

If i'm signed off, my attendance will trigger a 2nd stage warning cos i had three months from september to the end of november.

Yeasty Cunt

Or Thrush again    

Same thing

[Ralphy]

[Fred Elliot]

   

You are on form tonight Young Sir !