Fromology

[Simon Pieman]

Can you get non-veggie Edam then?!

You can   ....from Tesco.

So what kind of meat does Edam usually contain then?! I'm confused.

It's animal rennet (sp?) that's probably in it.

[red macca]

colby  jack

You are big with a history of violence, you don't like to use violence anymore but if someone winds you up you are liable to cut off their genitals with a pair of garden shears and then run over their still twitching bollocks with a rusty lawnmower. You will then set about them with an array of sharp objects until they are struggling to breathe because of the blood thats starting to accumulate in their mouth as a result of you cutting out their tongue with a cheese grater. Your hobbies include flower arranging and breakdancing

Thank you no one has ever been that nice to me before

[Kinky Tom]

mmm cheese, I like cheese.

Once I'm out in France my favourite cheese will be emmental - not because I enjoy it more than other cheeses but because it is very cheap and almost cheerful.

[spacey]

Ooh! ooh! ooh! Do me!

Venezualan Beaver Cheese

That's not a real cheese is it? I'm getting a hint of Monty Python.

I've given up fromology now in favour of alcohology. It's a lot simpler, basically if you don't drink pints or doubles without a mixer then you stink.

I must say that I'm surprised by Dave Blackcurrent's lack of rennet knowledge. Rennet is produced in the stomach of cows and is used to make cheese solid and stuff, vegetarians use Bennett's tears

[OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR]

Ooh! ooh! ooh! Do me!

Venezualan Beaver Cheese

That's not a real cheese is it? I'm getting a hint of Monty Python.

I've given up fromology now in favour of alcohology. It's a lot simpler, basically if you don't drink pints or doubles without a mixer then you stink.

I must say that I'm surprised by Dave Blackcurrent's lack of rennet knowledge. Rennet is produced in the stomach of cows and is used to make cheese solid and stuff, vegetarians use Bennett's tears

Ooooh! He knows his Python

[jim]

Ooh! ooh! ooh! Do me!

Venezualan Beaver Cheese

That's not a real cheese is it? I'm getting a hint of Monty Python.

I've given up fromology now in favour of alcohology. It's a lot simpler, basically if you don't drink pints or doubles without a mixer then you stink.

I must say that I'm surprised by Dave Blackcurrent's lack of rennet knowledge. Rennet is produced in the stomach of cows and is used to make cheese solid and stuff, vegetarians use Bennett's tears

Actually it's calves stomachs.

[spacey]

Yeah, thanks for pointing that out, I feel such a fool. I'm never going to be able to show my face at the farmers dinner again after such a foolish mistake. Infact I think I shall rush to the local tatooist in the morning and have 'calves not cows' tattoed on my forehead so that I'll never make such a glaring error again. Once again, thanks.

[santini]

Yeah, thanks for pointing that out, I feel such a fool. I'm never going to be able to show my face at the farmers dinner again after such a foolish mistake. Infact I think I shall rush to the local tatooist in the morning and have 'calves not cows' tattoed on my forehead so that I'll never make such a glaring error again. Once again, thanks.

It's a common mistake.

Suitable punishment would have to be 24 hours listening to Vera Lynn singing Veal Meat Again.

[jim]

Yeah, thanks for pointing that out, I feel such a fool. I'm never going to be able to show my face at the farmers dinner again after such a foolish mistake. Infact I think I shall rush to the local tatooist in the morning and have 'calves not cows' tattoed on my forehead so that I'll never make such a glaring error again. Once again, thanks.

Well since your raison d'etre is to inform and amuse, I was concerned that you would mislead your public by such a moment of inaccuracy.

If your assertion were actually true, all the poor bulls would have starved when they were babies.  No bulls, no cows, no milk, no cream, no leather, no tripe.

Concentrate!

[spacey]

Yeah yeah, stop babbling. Your favourite cheeses are Helmetdale and Organzola. Your hobbies include having sex with yourself while you watch and collecting shit puns.

[Simon Pieman]

mmm cheese, I like cheese.

Once I'm out in France my favourite cheese will be emmental - not because I enjoy it more than other cheeses but because it is very cheap and almost cheerful.

Emmenthal is the greatest