Fromology

[spacey]

I don't know if any of you are familiar with this? It is the art of forming a profile of someone's personality based upon their favourite cheese. I mentioned on another thread that I'd emailed Martyn Starnes to ask for his preffered make so that I could get a clearer picture of whether he is someone that has the best interests of the club at heart or is infact fingering the nipsy of beelzebub.

Mark Devlin kindly informed me that he is partial to the Cypriot cheese halloumi. Interestingly this means that he is loyal, a good communicator, and conducts himself with great dignity. Unfortunately he can sometimes allow himself to be made a scapegoat of if his defences are dropped. If you take his inability to fly without the aid of a fully functioning aeroplane, and some might say the boards inability to take responsibility for anything whatsoever then this could have an air of accuracy about it.

Martyn Starnes has not responded thus far to my request but I am very interested to find out what cheese he loves.

If any of you would like to know what is written in the cheese then let me know what you like and I'll endeavour to let you know whether you're good or evil.

[fatbury]

Canadian Mature Chedder

[McLovin]

Brie. Lovely lovely brie. The only good thing to come from France other than Melissa Therieu

[spacey]

Canadian Mature Chedder

You are the sort of person who will dig up a badger and bum it. You can often be found hiding in stairwells so that you can look up ladies skirts while you furiously masturbate into an empty pot noodle cup. You live on your own in house that you have made a into a shrine to Martine Mccutcheon. You eat beans from the can as you don't own any kitchen utensils. You're favourite hobbies are collecting your own excrement in netto bags and dressing up in Nazi war memorabilia.

[Piemonte]

Canadian Mature Chedder

You are the sort of person who will dig up a badger and bum it. You can often be found hiding in stairwells so that you can look up ladies skirts while you furiously masturbate into an empty pot noodle cup. You live on your own in house that you have made a into a shrine to Martine Mccutcheon. You eat beans from the can as you don't own any kitchen utensils. You're favourite hobbies are collecting your own excrement in netto bags and dressing up in Nazi war memorabilia.

 

[Piemonte]

I like irish very mature cheddar

[spacey]

Brie. Lovely lovely brie. The only good thing to come from France other than Melissa Therieu

You feel unfulfilled, you hate your job and feel that you should be doing something more exciting but you're too lazy to get off your arse and do something about it. You have a fear of soap and shampoo, this means that you stink. You long to leave Swindon so that you can follow your dream of being an acrobat. Your favourite hobbies are sleeping on benches and singing the theme tune to Dad's army outside Mosques.

[spacey]

I like irish very mature cheddar

You're a short arse gobshite who looks a bit like an ewok. You spend your day pretending to work but are infact scouring the internet looking for people who share your interest in sheds. You want to start up a specialist magazine called Playsheds, and a spin-off called Readers sheds but unfortunately lack the required funds. Your hobbies include drinking water from urinals and pressing the button on pedestrian crossings and then running away in the style of a gay.

[fatbury]

Canadian Mature Chedder

You are the sort of person who will dig up a badger and bum it. You can often be found hiding in stairwells so that you can look up ladies skirts while you furiously masturbate into an empty pot noodle cup. You live on your own in house that you have made a into a shrine to Martine Mccutcheon. You eat beans from the can as you don't own any kitchen utensils. You're favourite hobbies are collecting your own excrement in netto bags and dressing up in Nazi war memorabilia.

Amazingly accurate!! I actually have 2 Martine pictures in my house .. one personally signed  

[Piemonte]

I like irish very mature cheddar

You're a short arse gobshite who looks a bit like an ewok. You spend your day pretending to work but are infact scouring the internet looking for people who share your interest in sheds. You want to start up a specialist magazine called Playsheds, and a spin-off called Readers sheds but unfortunately lack the required funds. Your hobbies include drinking water from urinals and pressing the button on pedestrian crossings and then running away in the style of a gay.

Not the first time I've been called a short arsed gobshite, but it is the first ewok comparrison I've earned. Not far from the truth if I grew a beard.

I'm disappionted at the lack of refrences to "furious masturbation" and the shed reference fell flat on its face didnt it?

all in all not a bad effort, but could do better 6.5 / 10

lots of love

the gob shite ewok

[spacey]

I can only write what the cheese tells me.....anyway who the fuck are you, Simon Cowell? I'm making this shit up you know, I'm not really consulting some mystical cheese chart! Anyway Fatbury's got the monopoly on furious masturbation.

[Ginginho]

I don't have a favourite cheese, but I like the name Vasterbottenost because it sounds funny.

[mattboyslim]

Dorset Blue Vinny! Stilton with attitude.  Proper cheese.

[Piemonte]

I can only write what the cheese tells me.....anyway who the fuck are you, Simon Cowell? I'm making this shit up you know, I'm not really consulting some mystical cheese chart! Anyway Fatbury's got the monopoly on furious masturbation.

Theres no mystical cheese chart?  

you cunt :x

[ron dodgers]

Havarti for me please waiter