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« Reply #15 on: Thursday, August 31, 2006, 08:51:33 » |
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I was in a Hurricane Ivan in Jamaica in 2005 - the 9th strongest Hurricane of all time... I've been in STFCBird. Think yourselves lucky. Dead man walking.Dead man walking the mile  |
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« Reply #16 on: Thursday, August 31, 2006, 08:58:50 » |
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Chav mobile the Impreza.
Shame cos it's a great car, just a victim of it's own success. not being nasty but it is fast being followed by the Type R  I knew you'd take the bait. |
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STFCBird
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« Reply #17 on: Thursday, August 31, 2006, 09:12:22 » |
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I was in a Hurricane Ivan in Jamaica in 2005 - the 9th strongest Hurricane of all time... I've been in STFCBird. Think yourselves lucky. Dead man walking.Dead man walking the mile He is now dead, he will not be posting on here again, if someone posts as Sussex Red from now on they are an imposter |
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« Reply #18 on: Thursday, August 31, 2006, 09:39:18 » |
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ah no spuddster, i'm afraid when i saw you that was the 2nd time i'd picked up from those boxes! this happened the first time.
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« Reply #19 on: Thursday, August 31, 2006, 09:43:43 » |
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« Reply #20 on: Thursday, August 31, 2006, 09:57:16 » |
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Chav mobile the Impreza.
Shame cos it's a great car, just a victim of it's own success. not being nasty but it is fast being followed by the Type R I knew you'd take the bait. i know i'm an impreza lover but they are too common now and all the old one are driven by idiots. i'd still like one though but it has to be a proper one. 22B, P1, RB5 or even the Colin McRaee(sp) edition There seems to be an influx of young lads driving daddys type-r's up here. shame as they're nice cars. |
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« Reply #21 on: Thursday, August 31, 2006, 10:22:10 » |
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It's the older Type R's which are now becoming more accessible to chav scum.
51 and 02 plates can be had for £8,000 now.
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« Reply #22 on: Thursday, August 31, 2006, 10:31:50 » |
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Because we WERE talking about near death experiences.......I nearly suffocated on a bouncy castle when I was 8 years old. Some clever arse thought it would be funny to let it down and collapse on about 20 children.I got trapped underneath one of the corners because some kid had his foot on it and I could'nt get out, seemed like I was there for ages. Of course, I look back and laugh now because its really funny but not at the time. I get a nervous twitch whenever I see one now.
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« Reply #23 on: Thursday, August 31, 2006, 12:24:11 » |
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Birdy, Lady and Youth will be posting on this thread after our trip to Chester  |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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STFCBird
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« Reply #24 on: Thursday, August 31, 2006, 12:25:48 » |
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IF we live to tell the tale  all roundabouts will be negotiated as if on your driving test, please, thank you |
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« Reply #25 on: Thursday, August 31, 2006, 13:33:06 » |
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I nearly drowned in a swimming pool after getting my knob stuck in the pump! beat that!
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« Reply #26 on: Thursday, August 31, 2006, 14:09:00 » |
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Dave B nearly killed us on the way to the Arctic Monkeys concert |
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« Reply #27 on: Thursday, August 31, 2006, 18:45:59 » |
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I nearly drowned in a swimming pool after getting my knob stuck in the pump! beat that!  Ace Please elaborate I once got a gobstopper lodged in my throat and wouldn't budge. Luckily it went down eventually, but that shit me up. But that's nothing to shagging a swimming pool pump though  |
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« Reply #28 on: Friday, September 1, 2006, 09:30:44 » |
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surely it's your own fault as you should have checked before you opened the door?  |
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« Reply #29 on: Friday, September 1, 2006, 15:03:45 » |
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Thats a rubbish near death expiernce.
I was walking to the corner shop in Rodbourne whilst climbing down an incredibly steep curb I got my left my foot caught in drain.I looked around there was nobody for miles,I shouted in vain nearly in tears from the intense pain of scuffing my knee.As my senses returned I checked my pocket but no I had left my mobile at home!
Searching around with my eyes thinking what to do next I spot a lolly stick.I grab it and set about sharpening it against the pavement.There is only one course of action from here I must chop my foot off.It takes 4 hours but finally I manage to chop through.Im bleeding quite alot by now and the pain is terrible so I chuck my foot in my Man Bag and hop to the hospital.The sew it back on and I go for a 10 mile run.
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