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« on: Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 20:31:53 » |
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...parked up by a postbox on station road, and some nonce in a souped-up impreza decides that 80mph+ is a sensible speed to do in a built-up area, straight past my van. if i'd opened the door (as i was about to do) it would've been rather messy. fucking prick.
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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Ralphy
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 20:34:26 » |
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Chav mobile the Impreza.
Shame cos it's a great car, just a victim of it's own success.
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 20:53:22 » |
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Thats a rubbish near death expiernce.
I was walking to the corner shop in Rodbourne whilst climbing down an incredibly steep curb I got my left my foot caught in drain.I looked around there was nobody for miles,I shouted in vain nearly in tears from the intense pain of scuffing my knee.As my senses returned I checked my pocket but no I had left my mobile at home!
Searching around with my eyes thinking what to do next I spot a lolly stick.I grab it and set about sharpening it against the pavement.There is only one course of action from here I must chop my foot off.It takes 4 hours but finally I manage to chop through.Im bleeding quite alot by now and the pain is terrible so I chuck my foot in my Man Bag and hop to the hospital.The sew it back on and I go for a 10 mile run.
True Storie .
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Leggett
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 20:56:35 » |
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oooooooh yes, tell me about it. swindon's populated by ethnic minorities in scoobys, with those wanky Afterburner rear lights, and exhausts big enough that the drivers relatives have hidden inside when they've come across the channel ferry...
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 21:01:53 » |
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i nearly got runover when i was about 7 riding my bike on my way home from coate water, with my mum watching. It was pretty scary.
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STFCBird
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 21:18:18 » |
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I jumped infront of a car once trying to kill myself does that count?
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 21:24:36 » |
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I jumped infront of a car once trying to kill myself does that count? Try harder next time  |
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 21:28:25 » |
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I was in a Hurricane Ivan in Jamaica in 2005 - the 9th strongest Hurricane of all time...
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aptain Cabinet, trapped in a cabinet, can he get out? will he get out? course he can.
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 21:32:40 » |
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I was in a Hurricane Ivan in Jamaica in 2005 - the 9th strongest Hurricane of all time... I've been in STFCBird. Think yourselves lucky. |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 21:37:27 » |
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I was in a Hurricane Ivan in Jamaica in 2005 - the 9th strongest Hurricane of all time... I've been in STFCBird. Think yourselves lucky.  |
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 22:04:22 » |
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James, it isnt the Scooby it's the twat driving it..............
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Leggett
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 22:06:53 » |
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haha yea!
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 22:07:52 » |
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Chav mobile the Impreza.
Shame cos it's a great car, just a victim of it's own success. not being nasty but it is fast being followed by the Type R |
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 22:08:02 » |
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Yeovil's near death experience is the best. That would make a great short film or maybe a documentary. I thought the man bag was a nice touch.
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, August 31, 2006, 05:15:31 » |
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...parked up by a postbox on station road, and some nonce in a souped-up impreza decides that 80mph+ is a sensible speed to do in a built-up area, straight past my van. if i'd opened the door (as i was about to do) it would've been rather messy. fucking prick. And i would have been the last person to have spoken to you, what an honour that would have been. |
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