Ralphy
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« on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 15:07:26 » |
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I have the worst cold ever. I'm sure it's the deadly man flu.
My throat is sore as fuck, my nose is blocked, my eyes watering and i feel knackered.
What is a good remedy to ease my throat and unblock my nose?
I'm currently cooking up a lethal Texan Chili on the hob to blow my face off.
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 15:16:53 » |
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Beer works.
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Frigby Daser
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 15:20:08 » |
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This will sound very mumsy and gay, but here you go: 1) Get your wallet out and down to the nearest Boots 2) Difflam 3) day Nurse 4) Night Nurse 5) If all else fails, take a mild overdose of CoCodomol which will have you asleep and thinking of how many we'll put past Stockport in minutes. It is effectively taking codine...which is morphine...which is heroin, but hey ho....worked for me.  |
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 15:20:09 » |
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olbas oil to clear your airways, vit c to speed recovery
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 15:20:34 » |
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lemsip & jack daniels.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 15:21:48 » |
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I have the worst cold ever. I'm sure it's the deadly man flu.
My throat is sore as fuck, my nose is blocked, my eyes watering and i feel knackered.
What is a good remedy to ease my throat and unblock my nose?
I'm currently cooking up a lethal Texan Chili on the hob to blow my face off. Stop smoking  That's a fucking joke before anyone goes off on one |
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Ralphy
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 15:23:42 » |
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I have stopped though  |
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 15:25:19 » |
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You have the symptoms of Avain bird flu , i assume that the Royal mail still uses Pigeons to deliver letters ,they might as well the time it takes |
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Sad to say, i must be on my way
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 15:28:25 » |
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 15:37:38 » |
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 15:44:08 » |
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I have the worst cold ever. I'm sure it's the deadly man flu.
My throat is sore as fuck, my nose is blocked, my eyes watering and i feel knackered.
What is a good remedy to ease my throat and unblock my nose?
I'm currently cooking up a lethal Texan Chili on the hob to blow my face off. I have had the same thing for the last week...Sinex spray works well to clear your head/nose but apart from that you just gotta rest and sit tight until it goes away. I find eating lots of oranges and drinking orange juice often helps........ |
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 15:46:47 » |
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I've drank 2 litres of Orange juice today and my chili con carne has warmed up nicely so should 'blow' the virus out of me!
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 15:49:24 » |
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menthol cigarettes will help.
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 15:52:54 » |
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This is gross but it works:- The best thing to do is greeny it out.  |
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SwindonTartanArmy
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 15:53:15 » |
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I suggest amputation |
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Vi er best i verden! Vi er best i verden! Vi har slått England 2-1 i fotball!! Det er aldeles utrolig! Vi har slått England! England, kjempers fødeland. Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--vi har slått dem alle sammen. Vi har slått dem alle sammen. Maggie Thatcher can you hear me?
Your boys took a hell of a beating!"
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