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Northern Red

« Reply #15 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 16:46:30 »

A medium Curry and then just blow it all out for the next hour.
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McLovin

« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 17:09:04 »

Do you have AIDs Ralph? You seem to get every cold going!!
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mr ian

« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 17:42:14 »

suicide
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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 18:13:20 »

Night Nurse at night, a nice hot lemon and honey drink with some sort of pain killer in the morning usually gets rid in a couple of days for me.

Oh yeah, and a spliff.
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 18:14:46 »

How about a wank??
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« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 18:19:15 »

Not sure I like where you're going with this mate...
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« Reply #22 on: Thursday, August 24, 2006, 09:42:30 »

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FECKING MAN COLD YOU PROON!!!!

aaaargh. MEN. such Hypocondriacs.
(Does reg want to inform me on how well I spelt that or something?)
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« Reply #23 on: Thursday, August 24, 2006, 10:57:34 »

Man flu is deadly i've told you before.

Your fragile bodies couldn't handle it's severe symptoms.
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flammableBen

« Reply #24 on: Thursday, August 24, 2006, 18:16:16 »

Meh I've got a sore throat and my nose is running quicker than a black man. Budget Cider and fags might be the way to go.
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« Reply #25 on: Thursday, August 24, 2006, 18:34:30 »

You have man flu ben.

You just have to ride it's course. No girly Beechams or Night Nurse will stop it.
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flammableBen

« Reply #26 on: Thursday, August 24, 2006, 20:06:48 »

I ain't giving into man flu. I've gone for the classic remedy. 3 litres of the greatest 7.5% cider known to man - Frosty Jacks and 10 Lambert and Butler. I'm fucking hard.
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« Reply #27 on: Thursday, August 24, 2006, 20:16:49 »

Frosty Jacks, wish i could buy that near me  Sad
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flammableBen

« Reply #28 on: Thursday, August 24, 2006, 20:22:48 »

you can collect tokens on it to get t-shirts, inflatable chairs and baseball bats! Although a t shirt is 20 tokens and as far as I could see you get 2 on a 3litre bottle. That means going through a mamoth 45litres of FJ for a T-shirt. Mental.
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McLovin

« Reply #29 on: Thursday, August 24, 2006, 20:24:19 »

Considering i see myself as a bit of a cider nut, ive never tried or even heard of Frosty Jacks. I've let myself down. where can i get it?
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