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« Reply #420 on: Friday, December 17, 2010, 17:21:47 »

keira knightley? she's break in half the poor lamb.
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« Reply #421 on: Friday, December 17, 2010, 17:38:07 »

keira knightley? she's break in half the poor lamb.

I totally agree, she was just a name thats popularly fanciable plucked out of the air Cheesy
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« Reply #422 on: Friday, December 17, 2010, 19:12:10 »

Dunno if she's already been mentioned, but I wouldn't climb over Pamela Stephenson to get to any of you lot.

Does that mean I need some sort of medical help?



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« Reply #423 on: Sunday, December 19, 2010, 16:44:57 »

http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2010/12/19/wagner-beds-chloe-mafia-115875-22793124/
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« Reply #424 on: Sunday, December 19, 2010, 16:55:37 »

Sally Gunnell!
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« Reply #425 on: Sunday, December 19, 2010, 16:56:24 »


Fuck me....the warming stew i have just eaten nearly made another appearance.
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« Reply #426 on: Sunday, December 19, 2010, 18:55:47 »

Before this story i would have done her after a few pints. Now i would rather do the fat bird behind them in the picture than her. But it would take a fair few pints.   
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« Reply #427 on: Sunday, December 19, 2010, 19:35:12 »

Did she charge him?

He bagged some other grim 18 year old earlier in the week apparently.
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« Reply #428 on: Sunday, December 19, 2010, 19:41:26 »

Did she charge him?

He bagged some other grim 18 year old earlier in the week apparently.

Fair play to the dirty cunt. I wish I could still bag 18 year olds, grim or otherwise....
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« Reply #429 on: Sunday, December 19, 2010, 20:14:50 »

I wish I could still bag 18 year olds, grim or otherwise....

You dirty old man....
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« Reply #430 on: Monday, December 20, 2010, 16:31:39 »

I'd smash that Chloe. You could do some utterly depraved shit to her and not feel even slightly guilty.
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« Reply #431 on: Monday, December 20, 2010, 16:50:31 »

I'd smash that Chloe. You could do some utterly depraved shit to her and not feel even slightly guilty.

Guilt is one thing - high medical bills to clean up the pox after is another. 
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« Reply #432 on: Monday, December 20, 2010, 17:03:44 »

I've never caught anything that can't be cured.
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« Reply #433 on: Monday, December 20, 2010, 17:16:04 »

I'd smash that Chloe. You could do some utterly depraved shit to her and not feel even slightly guilty.

Well said that man.

I'd do anything to phunk one up Cher Lloyd as well.
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« Reply #434 on: Monday, December 20, 2010, 18:16:45 »

I've never caught anything that can't be cured.

You're young! Cheesy
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