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Title: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, August 22, 2006, 22:18:53
...but aren't err... thread. We ain't had one of these for a while. Let's kick it off with everybody's favourite... number 1, look at the size of those breasts... it's... Sarah Beeny

http://pictures.directnews.co.uk/live/photo5740.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Northern Red on Tuesday, August 22, 2006, 22:35:34
Whorrr look at the red x


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, August 22, 2006, 22:36:35
Gay it was working before.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, August 22, 2006, 22:36:52
shes a bit chilly


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, August 22, 2006, 22:37:39
not such a good photo now.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Northern Red on Tuesday, August 22, 2006, 22:37:50
working now... and that's not her best shot...


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, August 22, 2006, 22:38:59
http://www.coolsmartphone.com/images/stories/beeny-big.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, August 22, 2006, 22:39:29
that one work?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Northern Red on Tuesday, August 22, 2006, 22:39:55
There are the puppies  :twisted:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: genf_stfc on Tuesday, August 22, 2006, 22:41:08
peanut smuggler


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: genf_stfc on Tuesday, August 22, 2006, 22:43:58
not that that's a bad thing; some of my best friends smuggle peanuts


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: SwindonStevo on Tuesday, August 22, 2006, 23:33:41
birds that you would but arnt err, what?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, August 22, 2006, 23:36:37
supposed to fancy


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 08:41:48
Vicky Butler-Henderson.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Doore on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 10:29:36
Carol Vorderman.  Moira Stewart.  Anne robinson.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Northern Red on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 11:03:50
Gillian Anderson is my "maybe I shouldn't fancy her" but I still definately would  :nod:

http://www.inigo.com/images/xfiles/xf-129.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 11:04:33
moira stewart, anne robinson :chunder:
carol vorderman is more like it.
charlene speteri is one i think


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 11:07:48
Don't know why but i've allways liked ladies who carry abit of excess baggage.

I know it's so wrong and i shouldn't but i'd do Jade Goody  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Northern Red on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 11:07:59
Vorders  :?

I don't think I would

http://www.nigelcarr.co.uk/images/carol.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Northern Red on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 11:09:21
Vorders is a bit of a saucy minx though:

http://www.iceposter.com/thumbs/G63724.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 11:11:16
Miss Hoolie.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Northern Red on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 11:11:34
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Don't know why but i've allways liked ladies who carry abit of excess baggage.

I know it's so wrong and i shouldn't but i'd do Jade Goody  :soapy tit wank:

http://www.ranter.co.uk/images/goody.jpg


Just No  :chunder:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 11:22:25
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: magic8ball on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 11:38:10
http://www.mrcrip.com/graphics/kate-garraways-boobs.jpg

I'd overlook the horseface for Kate Garraway.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 12:52:33
Just thought of another, Sharon Stone. Fuck me i so would.

I'm sure she is fitter in Basic Instinct 2 than the first one which was 14 years ago!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Doore on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 16:21:13
Have you seen BI 2 then Ralphy?  Is it any good?  Oh and for the record, how about Fern Britton?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 16:29:36
This is no fun if people don't put pictures..

here you go doore..
http://jackandhill.typepad.com/jack_and_hill_a_beauty_bl/images/fb3.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 16:32:22
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Don't know why but i've allways liked ladies who carry abit of excess baggage.

I know it's so wrong and i shouldn't but i'd do Jade Goody  :soapy tit wank:


 When you say excess baggage Ralphy....do you mean , husband banged up in Horfield... 20 year old son/daughter who's a junkie... boyfriend up in court for domestic violence....that sort of thing.  I meet loads of these and some of them are quite fit, but nah don't do excess baggage.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 16:34:37
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Don't know why but i've allways liked ladies who carry abit of excess baggage.

I know it's so wrong and i shouldn't but i'd do Jade Goody  :soapy tit wank:


 When you say excess baggage Ralphy....do you mean , husband banged up in Horfield... 20 year old son/daughter who's a junkie... boyfriend up in court for domestic violence....that sort of thing.  I meet loads of these and some of them are quite fit, but nah don't do excess baggage.


Nah he just likes meeting birds at airports.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 16:35:16
Quote from: "Doore"
Have you seen BI 2 then Ralphy?  Is it any good?  Oh and for the record, how about Fern Britton?


I have seen it yes, i bought it today  :D

The sex scenes aren't long enough for my liking and it's no where near as gripping as the first one.

Sharon Stone is very fit though.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Doore on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 16:35:43
Quote from: "flammableBen"
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Don't know why but i've allways liked ladies who carry abit of excess baggage.

I know it's so wrong and i shouldn't but i'd do Jade Goody  :soapy tit wank:


 When you say excess baggage Ralphy....do you mean , husband banged up in Horfield... 20 year old son/daughter who's a junkie... boyfriend up in court for domestic violence....that sort of thing.  I meet loads of these and some of them are quite fit, but nah don't do excess baggage.


Nah he just likes meeting birds at airports.


That gives him a quick getaway in case they want to cuddle or talk afterwards.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 16:36:39
Oi, this is slander.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Doore on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 16:38:27
Oh I see, so you like the cuddling afterwards do you Ralphy?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 16:40:25
Well yes i quite enjoy it and you can pull them over onto the wet patch so you don't have to sleep on it.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Doore on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 16:41:29
That actually made me laugh out loud Ralphy, fair play.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Northern Red on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 19:05:52
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Quote from: "Doore"
Are you BI 2 then Ralphy?  Is it any good?


yes  :D

The sex scenes aren't long enough for my liking and it's no where near as gripping



 :shock:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: pauld on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 20:53:25
Quote from: "Batch"
Miss Hoolie.

Jesus, you need help  :shock:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 21:18:56
Property ladder was good tonight. Beeny looks even more do-able when pregnant.

Is that wrong?  :?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 21:30:03
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Property ladder was good tonight. Beeny looks even more do-able when pregnant.

Is that wrong?  :?


not at all. I've noticed that. She seems to be pregnant all the time, either she's wider than the chanel tunnel or they repeat the same few series all the time.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: stfc_carver on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 21:37:09
http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:WunL179-HGkxKM:http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/content/images/2005/11/30/anne_252x180.jpg

this is the only picture i could find on google. shes on cbbc. i badly need to get a job.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 21:39:48
What's her name. sure I can get a better picture?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 21:48:19
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/backstage/cbbc_stars/wallpaper/anne_1024.jpg

that's her, her name is anne foy. i think she's northern


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 21:51:47
does it not work as an img?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/backstage/cbbc_stars/wallpaper/anne_1024.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 21:55:37
She looks like a young Fearne Cotton.

Yes please!*  :D



*assuming she's legal of course.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 21:58:22
unless she's 14 it's not really a sketchy you shouldn't want to bird is it?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 21:59:52
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid111/peff3c78c15f7dd0b92b2e5a971e4f3c6/f90dd16f.jpg

That might be her aswell I haven't really compared


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 22:11:19
It is her I just checked :) back onto birds which are less conventionally do-able... err.. I can't think of anybody. someone else think of someone.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Compo on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 22:42:58
She nice, long time...........


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: red macca on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 23:11:09
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Don't know why but i've allways liked ladies who carry abit of excess baggage.

I know it's so wrong and i shouldn't but i'd do Jade Goody  :soapy tit wank:


 When you say excess baggage Ralphy....do you mean , husband banged up in Horfield... 20 year old son/daughter who's a junkie... boyfriend up in court for domestic violence....that sort of thing.  I meet loads of these and some of them are quite fit, but nah don't do excess baggage.
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: .you just described me 6 years ago reg,not the domestic bit though :D


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: walrus on Wednesday, August 23, 2006, 23:44:47
Agree with Ralphy on the whole Vicky Butler-Henderson call....  Fuck me I would.

http://www.agequipment.co.uk/btcc/croft-images/vickilane.jpg

http://www.btccandmore.co.uk/gallery/mondello/VBH_sml.jpg

And I'll say it before someone else does....   :|

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/61748.jpg

Kat Slater....  but that's a given!   :agree:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: mexico red on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 07:53:11
brooke satchwell would be left looking like a plasterers radio once i had popped round for tea.

http://www.brookesatchwell.net/gallery.php?method=image&id=654


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 08:49:25
Nice Civic Type R there Walrus  :D


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Leggett on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 09:06:13
Quote from: "mexico red"
brooke satchwell would be left looking like a plasterers radio once i had popped round for tea.


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


too fucking right tho, always had a thing for her.


i'd slip Butler-henderson a portion too, she's tidy.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Northern Red on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 12:02:11
Kat Slater  :shock:
That's a big no...


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Northern Red on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 12:04:55
Quote from: "Batch"
Miss Hoolie.

http://www.worldofbubble.com/images/balamory_miss_hoolie.jpg

There is something about her.....
But it'd just be weird....


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 12:05:54
The bird who presented last nights BBC news that was on before MOTD. I dont know her name, but she'd get it.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Northern Red on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 12:07:21
Anne Foy doesn't really count - we'd definately do her.

This is "birds that you shouldn't really fancy but you want to"...


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Northern Red on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 12:10:55
Mine was Fiona Bruce after the Red Nose/Comic Relief thing:

http://www.therightaddress.co.uk/admin/pictures/105.jpg

I thought Anna Ford looked at bit older than i remembered  :oops:  :D


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 12:11:56
just had a look and I still dont know what her name is, someone help me!

It wasnt Natasha Kaplinsky though


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: hansgruber on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 12:20:40
Quote from: "Northern Red"
Quote from: "Batch"
Miss Hoolie.

http://www.worldofbubble.com/images/balamory_miss_hoolie.jpg

There is something about her.....
But it'd just be weird....



 :shock: No no no no no.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Northern Red on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 12:36:09
Quote from: "Doore"
Carol Vorderman.  Moira Stewart.  Anne robinson.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40296000/jpg/_40296327_stewart220.jpg

What?  :shock:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: magicroundabout on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 12:42:59
this thread is slowly making me feel ill.

i mean who would want to shag Miss Hoollie, Moira Stewart and especially Jade (fucking ugly) Goody.

i mean get a grip people.

this thread is "people you would but shouldn't" not "if they were the last on earth you would"!!!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: magicroundabout on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 12:52:58
and here's my contribution just to get my balls chewed off

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40950000/jpg/_40950224_lacey_louisa_getty.jpg

Stacey Slater & Ruby Allan


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: juddie on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 12:58:18
spuggie from byker grove... she was hot, floela benjamin?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: hansgruber on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 13:07:51
Quote

Stacey Slater & Ruby Allan


Both at the same time would be lovely


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: McLovin on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 13:24:48
Frankie Dean in Hollyoaks.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: hansgruber on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 13:35:52
what's wrong with you people?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Doore on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 13:46:12
Quote from: "Northern Red"
Quote from: "Doore"
Carol Vorderman.  Moira Stewart.  Anne robinson.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40296000/jpg/_40296327_stewart220.jpg

What?  :shock:


Its the hair.  It would be like shagging Jerel Ifil, but he would have boobs and those other lady bits.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 13:49:10
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Sade on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 13:52:39
PMSL!!!!

IFIL!
 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: sonic youth on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:01:42
claire sweeney  :o


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:12:23
I'd like a fiver for the amount of times i've fantasied over this little hottie  :D

http://www.thur.de/fan-mjh/gifs/sabrina.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:14:48
Quote from: "Ralphy"
I'd like a fiver for the amount of times i've fantasied over this little hottie  :D

http://www.thur.de/fan-mjh/gifs/sabrina.jpg


And you shouldn't fancy her because?....


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Northern Red on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:18:08
Can someone please mod the title of this thread:
"Birds which you would, but really shouldn't..." or similar.

Ta muchly, now stick to the rules. Clarissa is fair game therefore not in this thread. We're looking for your weirdos like Miss Hoolie  :?  :)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:22:54
You shouldn't fancy Sabrina cos she was a minor when it was filmed  :D


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:24:49
Quote from: "Ralphy"
You shouldn't fancy Sabrina cos she was a minor when it was filmed  :D


No she wasn't


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:26:11
She bloody looks it! Maybe i'm thinking of Clarissa Explains it All?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:26:24
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Quote from: "Ralphy"
You shouldn't fancy Sabrina cos she was a minor when it was filmed  :D


No she wasn't


Isnt she about 30 now?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:27:07
On the topic of birds who are too young, how old are Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen now???  :mrgreen:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:27:23
Quote from: "Ralphy"
She bloody looks it! Maybe i'm thinking of Clarissa Explains it All?


That would probably be about right. She's about 30 now I think.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Doore on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:28:48
Quote from: "Ralphy"
On the topic of birds who are too young, how old are Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen now???  :mrgreen:


If you have them together it doubles their age, so you're fine.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:29:13
Quote from: "Doore"
Quote from: "Ralphy"
On the topic of birds who are too young, how old are Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen now???  :mrgreen:


If you have them together it doubles their age, so you're fine.


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: juddie on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:36:25
what about them two wins in sweet valley high? they were sweeeeeeeeet.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: juddie on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:36:38
twins not wins.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Northern Red on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:36:50
Quote from: "juddie"
spuggie from byker grove... she was hot


http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~rprice/SPUGGIE.gif

Her?

No that's just disturbing  :shock:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:37:40
I cant believe you are admitting to watching Sweet valley high, what are you? a 14 year old girl? :D


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Northern Red on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:39:32
Quote from: "juddie"
what about them two twins in sweet valley high? they were sweeeeeeeeet.


http://www.srn.it/sweetvalleyhigh/daniel7.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: juddie on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:41:37
why would I not admit to watching those two!! fit. Spuggy, not quite so good. awful in fact. But still would perhaps...


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: magicroundabout on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:42:07
Quote from: "Piemonte"
I cant believe you are admitting to watching Sweet valley high, what are you? a 14 year old girl? :D


but he has a point. they were fantesticly stunning


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:49:10
Observe the thread title. I will open a thread for fits birds, that way we get them in the right place.

I thank you.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Northern Red on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:52:00
Yes Daddy, we'll obey the rules...

In the meantime I give you the moral question of should you be stuffing Janae Timmins:

http://www.neighbours-source.co.uk/Forum/style_avatars/Timmins/JanaeTimmins001.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Doore on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:52:38
Yes.  Yes I should.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: magicroundabout on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 14:52:39
we pay for this site we make the rules


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: McLovin on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 15:05:58
Erm, Jenae is fit. Sort of.


I would do her mum too


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: magicroundabout on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 15:12:48
who???


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 15:14:51
And Rachel Kinski


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: magicroundabout on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 15:17:48
ah Neigbours(i can never spell that word) yes??

a quick google search works wonders.

Is Liz kennady still there??? she'd get it


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 15:18:38
Libby isn't I'm afraid


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Chubbs on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 15:22:32
http://www.sitcom.co.uk/my_family/graphics/char_susan.gif
Zoe Wanamaker from My Family
http://www.neighbours.com/210806uk.jpg
Good ol' Suze


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: magicroundabout on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 15:22:33
thats her daughter yes??

i haven't seen that programme for about 5 years.

i bet Lu is thill there with Harrold Mk2 though


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 15:25:02
http://www.goclipless.com/images/lily_allen_music.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: magicroundabout on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 15:28:59
who's that??? she'll do


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 15:29:33
Lily Allen


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: magicroundabout on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 15:35:54
who's she??


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 15:40:04
Magic you little cunt, i've just noticed your signature  :evil:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: magicroundabout on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 15:41:08
don't know what your on about


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: juddie on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 15:44:15
Lilly Alan aint; fit!! she came on stage at V wearing a wedding dress, a cap, smoking a fag and drinking a can of carling!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 15:45:19
I can't believe you haven't heard Lily Allen. Her somgs are getting played everywhere this summer. She's the chavtastic daughter of Keith Allen


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 15:47:24
AT FIRST WHEN I SEE YOU CRY, IT MAKES ME SMILE !!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 15:48:00
Jenae Yes
Jenae's mum  :shake:
brooke satchwell yes
sarah beeney yes
rachel kinski yep, she's not underage and she doesn't look it


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 15:52:26
Quote from: "juddie"
Lilly Alan aint; fit!! she came on stage at V wearing a wedding dress, a cap, smoking a fag and drinking a can of carling!


Hence the thread title ffs  8)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: sonic youth on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 16:10:20
Quote from: "juddie"
Lilly Alan aint; fit!! she came on stage at V wearing a wedding dress, a cap, smoking a fag and drinking a can of carling!


even better.

the hollyoaks twins, scary chins but i would
http://www.gals2.coms.ph/images/numb01.jpg

kirstie allsopp off location, location, location. and i have no idea why.
http://www.channel4.com/4homes/media/O/ontv/presenters/large/kirstie_prop_chain_2_lg.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Sippo on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 16:14:40
Kerry Katona

http://www.virgin.net/lifestyle/loveromance/girlsnight/galleries/partygirls/pix/05_main.jpg

Oh, and I absolutely adore Davina McCall

http://www.tattoos-by-design.co.uk/Celebrities/images/mccall1.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: stfc_carver on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 16:26:14
Quote from: "juddie"
Lilly Alan aint; fit!! she came on stage at V wearing a wedding dress, a cap, smoking a fag and drinking a can of carling!


good on her


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Northern Red on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 21:54:08
Quote from: "simon pieman"
And Rachel Kinski


Rachel Kinski (d.o.b 1 May 1990)  :shock:

I don't know many celebs but I've met her (along with Bree and Zeke)  8)

and I would  :twisted:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: McLovin on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 21:56:28
How much cash would you need to have a go on Bree?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: red macca on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 22:01:16
the one from super nanny.i cant put a image up as i dont know how to

sorry but im thick


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: magicroundabout on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 22:01:55
Quote from: "sonic youth"
Quote from: "juddie"
Lilly Alan aint; fit!! she came on stage at V wearing a wedding dress, a cap, smoking a fag and drinking a can of carling!


even better.

the hollyoaks twins, scary chins but i would
http://www.gals2.coms.ph/images/numb01.jpg



fuckin amen


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 22:09:51
Quote from: "juddie"
Lilly Alan aint; fit!! she came on stage at V wearing a wedding dress, a cap, smoking a fag and drinking a can of carling!
she's hot, and wears good trainers

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dragonsden/images/series3/129x150_deborah_meaden.jpg

rank, would anyone?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Northern Red on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 22:14:04
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
How much cash would you need to have a go on Bree?

Given my bank balance about 4.60 should do it  :D


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 22:14:37
Quote from: "Northern Red"
Quote from: "simon pieman"
And Rachel Kinski


Rachel Kinski (d.o.b 1 May 1990)  :shock:

I don't know many celebs but I've met her (along with Bree and Zeke)  8)

and I would  :twisted:


Also of note is Janae, who's been 16 since late 2005 (I think november). Not that I make a habit of checking these things...

Didn't the bird who plays Hermione in Harry Potter turn 16 in March?  :--


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Northern Red on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 22:23:56
Oooo - in which case:
http://www.ljplus.ru/img/o/r/oru/emma00_.jpg
If she's 16 then fair game  :twisted:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 22:30:49
Maybe we should have another breakaway thread - Birds you would but are a bit young.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 22:35:22
oh and Janae from neighbours. Not many good photoes for some reason, there used to be loads. Only can find massive ones taken straight from neighbours now.

http://neighbours.tartydoris.com/ElizaTaylor-Cotter812.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Northern Red on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 22:35:30
Age gap bird page....
I think I'm 11 years from Hermione and 15 years from Fiona Bruce  :shock:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 22:36:58
Both acceptable me thinks. Allthough 11 years younger for me would mean 11. Which probably wouldn't be acceptable.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: sonic youth on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 22:38:10
Quote from: "red macca"
the one from super nanny.i cant put a image up as i dont know how to

sorry but im thick


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/cb/Jo_frost.jpg/180px-Jo_frost.jpg

you know what, so would i...


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: McLovin on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 22:41:02
only if she kept the glasses on


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Northern Red on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 22:41:12
We also need a "birds you would if they were real" thread:

Jessica Rabbit

http://www.comic-mint.com/media/client/0954_JessicaCloseUp2-detail.JPG

Caramel Bunny

http://www.konig.demon.co.uk/fur/cbunny/bunny.gif


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 22:42:28
and lois griffin

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9c/Lois_griffin.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: McLovin on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 22:43:33
Not only is the caramel bunny a cartoon, it's also a rabbit. I'd call it a nght if i were you...  :wink:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 22:45:03
stop being specialist mr blackcurrent. there is nothing wrong with man animated rabbit love.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Northern Red on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 22:45:24
The Sorceress (from He Man)

http://www.retrojunk.com/img/art-images/sorceress%202.jpg

And the clear winner in the cartoon stakes, Cheetara

http://www.retrojunk.com/img/art-images/Cheetara%20Run.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: McLovin on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 22:45:51
Sorry! Lois would get some... easily.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Northern Red on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 22:47:12
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
Not only is the caramel bunny a cartoon, it's also a rabbit. I'd call it a nght if i were you...  :wink:

If Birdy can have a good night with a Rampant Rabbit, I can have a good night with a Caramel Bunny  :D


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 22:48:04
those bloody sites which don't let you steal there pictures


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Northern Red on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 22:50:49
http://www.retrojunk.com/details_articles/280/

For all your cartoon love....


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 22:52:07
marge simpson
http://usuarios.lycos.es/catares/imagenes/marge_simpson_lit.jpg

and misty from pokemon, although she could be a bitch to beat in the original gameboy game if you started with the fire pokemon. Best bet was to catch some plant ones before the fight.

http://www.omega.mynetcologne.de/pokemon/bilder/misty.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 22:55:01
and here's cheetara thanks to fb cleverness.

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/che.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 22:56:07
Can we get back to real birds now. I feel the thread had been lowered to levels of weirdness that shouldn't be openly expressed on a public internet forum which isn't about weird cartoon love.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Northern Red on Thursday, August 24, 2006, 22:56:15
More Caramel goodness... I think I was taken by the voice:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjQ5Yw72xtA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D94AegQPmek

And a short clip of Jessica Rabbit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JhMz9E9x-Q

and a longer one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si7XN4GXhTs


and that's it for my cartoon love - I'll get back to the real world in the morning  :D


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: pumbaa on Friday, August 25, 2006, 00:17:24
Anastasia Myskina - Russian tennis player

Quirky face, but oh so shaggable body

[url]http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/5841/myskina10tv2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)[/URL]


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: sonic youth on Friday, August 25, 2006, 00:22:09
christ man she's a stick.

i would


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: pumbaa on Friday, August 25, 2006, 00:23:20
Hantuchova is a stick, and you so would too!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: sonic youth on Friday, August 25, 2006, 00:24:08
pic?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: pumbaa on Friday, August 25, 2006, 00:25:38
Quote from: "sonic youth"
pic?


OK then boss...

[url]http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5124/dhantuchova0026fu1txyl5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)[/URL]


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, August 25, 2006, 00:29:45
I wonder if we could start another thread for Birds you would but are stupidly thin. Isn't that like the 3rd catagory now? mental.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: sonic youth on Friday, August 25, 2006, 00:34:14
you're right cox, i would.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: sonic youth on Friday, August 25, 2006, 01:06:03
nina persson of the cardigans

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5a/Nina-persson.jpg/491px-Nina-persson.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ginginho on Friday, August 25, 2006, 07:19:51
nina persson defo!!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: red macca on Friday, August 25, 2006, 08:03:47
Quote from: "coxernator"
Anastasia Myskina - Russian tennis player

Quirky face, but oh so shaggable body

[url]http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/5841/myskina10tv2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)[/URL]
fuck me she is skinny.i seen more meat on a bogey.thats just wrong


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Leggett on Friday, August 25, 2006, 10:12:28
nigela lawson. without a doubt.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39101000/jpg/_39101441_nigella203.jpg
http://images.askmen.com/imagesmodel/2002_nov/nigella_lawson/nigella_lawson_150b.jpg



(whilst googling for pics, i found this... disturbing...)

http://www.bloggerheads.com/images/nigellanazi.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, August 25, 2006, 11:13:54
Quote from: "sonic youth"
Quote from: "red macca"
the one from super nanny.i cant put a image up as i dont know how to

sorry but im thick


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/cb/Jo_frost.jpg/180px-Jo_frost.jpg

you know what, so would i...
i'd give supernanny a right going over.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Northern Red on Friday, August 25, 2006, 11:34:23
Hmmm Nigella - useful for the night and the breakfast  :D


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Sunday, August 27, 2006, 22:59:35
jayne seymore,i know its spelled wrong but fuck it i would


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: kevjoycreed on Monday, August 28, 2006, 06:54:05
For me it would have to be Phillipa Forrester  8)

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j269/kevjoycreed/untitled.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, September 2, 2006, 20:40:54
Don't know why but princess Beatrice does it for me  :twisted:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: sonic youth on Saturday, September 2, 2006, 20:43:17
kate thornton

http://www.rts.org.uk/imglib%5Cprogawrds04_kate_thornton.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Petra on Saturday, September 2, 2006, 20:49:02
Simon Cowell :oops:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, September 2, 2006, 20:51:53
Oh yes  :twisted:

Karen Brady

http://www.bbc.co.uk/derby/content/images/2004/11/05/karen_brady_body_200x260.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, September 2, 2006, 21:03:20
How old are the Olsen twins now?  :twisted:

http://www.amfar.org/images/data/AMFAR_EVENT_IMAGE/photo/698.JPG


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, September 2, 2006, 21:05:36
Apparently they were 20 on the 13th of June  :twisted:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Saturday, September 2, 2006, 21:08:40
edith bowman,zoe ball and sara cox.by no means lookers but i'd love to do all 3 of em


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, September 2, 2006, 21:09:30
I agree about Edith Bowman.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: bennett on Sunday, September 3, 2006, 00:30:54
sara cox for sure


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: hansgruber on Sunday, September 3, 2006, 09:35:33
I fucking hate that Sara Cox. Grrrr  :evil:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: mr ian on Sunday, September 3, 2006, 09:52:33
edith bo man

duno why something about her


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Sussex on Sunday, September 3, 2006, 09:55:29
Scott Mills


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ginginho on Sunday, September 3, 2006, 11:09:50
Dunno what it is about radio one dj's, past and present, they're all fucking annoying mingers.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Sussex on Sunday, September 3, 2006, 11:14:14
*except Jo whiley  :nod:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Devon Red on Sunday, September 3, 2006, 11:23:23
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
*except Jo whiley  :nod:
I'd have to gaffa tape her to shut her up though


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Sussex on Sunday, September 3, 2006, 11:28:03
Quote from: "Devon Red"
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
*except Jo whiley  :nod:
I'd have to gaffa tape her to shut her up though


Kinky Tom!

(that works on two levels)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: sonic youth on Sunday, September 3, 2006, 11:31:17
http://www.befuddle.co.uk/celebs/images/sara_cox/sara_cox002.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Devon Red on Sunday, September 3, 2006, 11:32:58
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Quote from: "Devon Red"
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
*except Jo whiley  :nod:
I'd have to gaffa tape her to shut her up though


Kinky Tom!

(that works on two levels)

 :-))(  :wink:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: magnum150 on Sunday, September 3, 2006, 12:15:47
Supernanny, Kirsty Allsop, Lorraine Kelly :oops:  Vanessa Feltz, Fern Britten, Sophie Ellis Bextor, Claire Sweeny are my top Celebs for knobbing.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: sonic youth on Tuesday, September 5, 2006, 15:40:45
i've always had a thing for konnie huq off blue peter...

http://www.still-life-captures.com/konniehuq05/464ca210.jpg

and the only reason i watched casualty...

http://www.iceposter.com/thumbs/G125493.jpg

personally i don't think there's anything wrong with either, although i've been told i have dubious taste on more than one occasion  :mrgreen:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: oxford_fan on Tuesday, September 5, 2006, 16:15:49
definitely konnie, massive rack

http://www.eurabiantimes.com/archives/vp_KHuq52.jpg

racists won't like her


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, September 5, 2006, 17:50:37
Quote from: "sonic youth"
i've always had a thing for konnie huq off blue peter...


According to the sun I accidently buyed the other day, she was going out with Richard Bacon - the one who got in trouble.

On the more important note, fucking hell I would.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: hansgruber on Tuesday, September 5, 2006, 18:02:33
definitely would


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Wednesday, September 6, 2006, 00:09:38
Roxy from casualty was definitely fit. And Konnie too.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Northern Red on Wednesday, September 6, 2006, 11:09:54
Don't get me started on the Blue Peter presenters.

Caron Keating would definately get it.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, September 6, 2006, 11:13:37
Quote from: "Northern Red"
Caron Keating would definately get it.


I thought she was dead?!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: santini on Wednesday, September 6, 2006, 11:14:44
Quote from: "Northern Red"
Don't get me started on the Blue Peter presenters.

Caron Keating would definately get it.
Necrophilia :chunder:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, September 6, 2006, 11:19:00
Quote from: "santini"
Quote from: "Northern Red"
Don't get me started on the Blue Peter presenters.

Caron Keating would definately get it.
Necrophilia :chunder:


Necrophilia doesn't hurt anybody.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ginginho on Wednesday, September 6, 2006, 11:20:13
Quote from: "santini"
Quote from: "Northern Red"
Don't get me started on the Blue Peter presenters.

Caron Keating would definately get it.
Necrophilia :chunder:


I used to be into Necrophilia until some rotten cunt split on me  :D


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Northern Red on Wednesday, September 6, 2006, 11:34:26
Obviously, but I was talking in the past....


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: sonic youth on Thursday, November 2, 2006, 17:33:42
i've got a new nomination... patricia arquette.

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9910/21/bringingoutthedead/patricia.arquette.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/PATRICIA_ARQUETTE.JPG


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Amir on Thursday, November 2, 2006, 17:56:29
Fuck that, Sonic, she could use her powers to see everything you've ever done wrong :shock:

My nomination in Anne-Marie Duff, mostly because of the character she played in Shameless.  The last series ended up being a bit rubbish without her :(


http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/arts/2005/01/24/duff128.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jim on Thursday, November 2, 2006, 18:10:27
Quote from: "Ginginho"
Quote from: "santini"
Quote from: "Northern Red"
Don't get me started on the Blue Peter presenters.

Caron Keating would definately get it.
Necrophilia :chunder:


I used to be into Necrophilia until some rotten cunt split on me  :D


Equine necrophilia - is it just flogging a dead horse :shock:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, November 2, 2006, 18:29:04
Quote from: "sonic youth"
i've got a new nomination... patricia arquette.
Nought wrong with that, she was lush in True Romance


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Dazzza on Thursday, November 2, 2006, 21:35:48
Quote from: "Amir"
Fuck that, Sonic, she could use her powers to see everything you've ever done wrong :shock:

My nomination in Anne-Marie Duff, mostly because of the character she played in Shameless.  The last series ended up being a bit rubbish without her :(


http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/arts/2005/01/24/duff128.jpg


Good lord that's not flattering at all but I do concur.

Penny Smith is always worth  mention in the borderline boilers category.  Here's a snap of me and her taken at Keith's wedding

http://www.oaklands.ac.uk/images/news/111005_StarAwards_Andy_Penny.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: STFC Village on Friday, November 3, 2006, 13:17:27
Karen O

http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp/wallpaper/800x600/yeah_yeah_yeahs.jpg

and

http://www.hbo.com/extras/img/252/ashley03_252.jpg

Maggie from Extras


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, November 3, 2006, 13:24:28
I'm glad this thread haas been resurected...

http://www.sandiegozoo.org/animalbytes/images/ostrich_inset_male.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: fatbury on Friday, November 3, 2006, 15:11:27
Im a bit fan of Maggie from Extras too .. maybe its just her personality on the programme that appeals!

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: @ FB


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: McLovin on Friday, November 3, 2006, 16:21:48
Ilike Maggie too. And so does Fatbury. I may have to sever my femeral artery with a spoon.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: STFC Village on Friday, November 3, 2006, 16:24:52
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
Ilike Maggie too. And so does Fatbury. I may have to sever my femeral artery with a spoon.
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: I know the feeling


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Piemonte on Friday, November 3, 2006, 16:25:49
Quote from: STFC Village
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
Ilike Maggie too. And so does Fatbury. I may have to sever my femeral artery with a spoon.[/quote] :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: I know the feeling


and you're still alive?

good god man, get yourself to hospital!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: monkeybob on Friday, November 3, 2006, 16:30:59
http://lorry.org/baa/Wool-pics/libby.jpg

Libby from neighbours.


http://www.meldrum.co.uk/mhp/continuity/diana_death/dd_gmtv_02.jpg

Fiona Phillips.

Your eyes say no...  your nuts say GO!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DMR on Friday, November 3, 2006, 23:34:55
Libby from Neighbours is no "shouldn't really"

http://www.angelfire.com/wi3/nan/photogallery/KymValentine300.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: manc red on Saturday, November 4, 2006, 02:05:38
Quote from: "dave_m_russell"
Libby from Neighbours is no "shouldn't really"

http://www.angelfire.com/wi3/nan/photogallery/KymValentine300.jpg


too true


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Northern Red on Saturday, November 4, 2006, 11:28:41
Excellent post resurrection  :D


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: STFC Village on Saturday, November 4, 2006, 11:31:38
Hell's Bells

http://www.migglymoos.com/images/celebs/HelenC.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Dazzza on Saturday, November 4, 2006, 12:37:13
Bowman...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/images/events/k_awards03/edith_bowman420.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: SwindonTownFC on Saturday, November 4, 2006, 12:57:37
edith bowman is a pig ugly cunt


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Leggett on Saturday, November 4, 2006, 13:06:46
Village, Karen O isnt a 'i would, but shouldnt', she's mint!


bowman would be scary as fuck in about 10 years. but i'd still shag her now.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Sussex on Saturday, November 4, 2006, 13:19:36
Jo Whiley.

[milf]I can't upload a picture because my mac is a spac[/milf]

But if anyone would like to do the honours..


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bedford Red on Saturday, November 4, 2006, 14:58:45
There you go Sussex.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b323/swindon12345/300px-Jo_Whiley.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Sussex on Saturday, November 4, 2006, 15:04:59
Hell yeah! Cheers BR.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: STFC Village on Saturday, November 4, 2006, 17:54:53
Quote from: "SwindonTownFC"
edith bowman is a pig ugly cunt
She has a face for radio. I would


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: millom red on Sunday, November 5, 2006, 17:53:14
Quote from: "Dazzza"
Bowman...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/images/events/k_awards03/edith_bowman420.jpg[/url]


She looks like she's had her face in a fuckin cheese press!!!  :shock:


:jaw2:


Alex Lovell from Point's West looks like a good milf. :wink:

Millom


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Fred Elliot on Sunday, November 5, 2006, 18:03:15
Quote from: "millom red"
Quote from: "Dazzza"
Bowman...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/images/events/k_awards03/edith_bowman420.jpg[/url]


She looks like she's had her face in a fuckin cheese press!!!  :shock:


:jaw2:


Alex Lovell from Point's West looks like a good milf. :wink:

Millom


Jesus that is ruff


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, December 5, 2006, 12:05:39
Bumpity bump bump...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/GraceJonesAVFAK.jpg

http://www.mmedia.is/kfth/images/kvikmyndir/Barbara%20Bach.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Sharky on Tuesday, December 5, 2006, 12:23:17
Dont know if it has already been mentioned but surely one has to be Natasha Kaplinsky from the BBC?

http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~kritip/kaplinsky.jpg

gets my vote anyway!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: millom red on Tuesday, December 5, 2006, 17:50:26
Was'nt Kinsky shagging Brucie's love child Brendan the dancer on Strictly come dancing last year?
Yeah, i'd do her.
 :shag:

Millom


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Northern Red on Tuesday, December 5, 2006, 17:56:52
This post shall never die - Where did the others go?

Don't think I've got any new entries really...  :|

I'll go and have a think - maybe even a posh think...


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: STFC Village on Tuesday, December 5, 2006, 18:00:52
http://www.virgin.net/music/picturegalleries/rearoftheyear/pix/02_main.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Northern Red on Tuesday, December 5, 2006, 18:07:31
No - just no


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: millom red on Tuesday, December 5, 2006, 18:09:31
Oh yeah Tartan arse :goodpost: I deffo would :wink:

Pics of Alex lovell off Ponts West! 1st one sultry
http://alexlovell.com/picture65.htm
2nd one plain dirty.....takin it up the wrong un it looks like. :\/  :twisted:
http://alexlovell.com/picture71.htm


 :soapy tit wank:
Millom


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, December 5, 2006, 18:25:09
Quote from: "millom red"
Oh yeah Tartan arse :goodpost: I deffo would :wink:

Pics of Alex lovell off Ponts West! 1st one sultry
http://alexlovell.com/picture65.htm
2nd one plain dirty.....takin it up the wrong un it looks like. :\/  :twisted:
http://alexlovell.com/picture71.htm


 :soapy tit wank:
Millom


She was better on Brainteaser


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: hansgruber on Tuesday, December 5, 2006, 20:48:21
My brother went on Brainteaser once.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Wednesday, December 6, 2006, 09:33:31
Donna from that 70s show. She is ginger, but I still would
http://www.that70sshow.com/images/gallery/s4/s4_donna.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Wednesday, December 6, 2006, 11:50:13
Ginger is the new black.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Wednesday, December 6, 2006, 12:04:44
Quote from: "jayohaitchenn"
Ginger is the new black.
Well, she is much better than Ginger spice! :mrgreen:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: oxford_fan on Wednesday, December 6, 2006, 13:39:39
i'm in the market for a ginger lay. a ginger and a black.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, December 6, 2006, 20:48:08
Quote from: "oxford_fan"
i'm in the market for a ginger lay. a ginger and a black.


A black called ginger?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bartek on Wednesday, December 6, 2006, 22:05:13
Quote from: "SwindonTartanArmy"
Donna from that 70s show. She is ginger, but I still would
http://www.that70sshow.com/images/gallery/s4/s4_donna.jpg



yep...she is hot....If you need a central heating , put her in basement  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, December 6, 2006, 23:22:26
she's cute. and in Slackers, she's a dirty bitch. i would.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Compo on Thursday, December 7, 2006, 09:06:02
Did u hear that James, ginger is the new black  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 13:14:17
Bushey's next door neighbour. Have you got a picture ash?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Gelbfler on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 13:23:25
Sue Barker   :oops:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 15:38:12
Quote from: "Karlsruhe_Red"
Sue Barker   :oops:


 :chunder:  :chunder:  :chunder:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Gelbfler on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 15:48:40
Quote from: "Dachauer"
Quote from: "Karlsruhe_Red"
Sue Barker   :oops:


 :chunder:  :chunder:  :chunder:


Hence SHOULDN'T but would. Don't know why. Also Anthea Turner  :shock:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 15:51:43
Fern Britton. Ring a ding ding.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: blinkpip on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 16:41:58
Dot Cotton.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 17:23:05
What about the women from gavin and stacey.

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m290/abbottd/person.jpg

or

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m290/abbottd/pam.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 17:27:54
That Gavin and Stacey series was flipping brilliant.  She's not half bad either, Stacey, not Gav's mum.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 17:28:40
I watched the whole series on bbc3 the other night  :oops: . i thought i was the only one


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 17:31:58
I watched most of the series when it was on each week, but missed a few, so like yourself I watched the enitre series on Saturday night.

That Smithy's funny as fuck (esepcially his quiz night) and Stacey's uncle (Rob Brydon) is a cracking character, hopefully there'll be a second series.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 19:08:20
Cracked me up the bit in the pub for his stag do.

"aahhhmmmeeeeeddd"  :soapy tit wank:


Im pretty sure i read somewhere that there will be another series. Which is good


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Give us an S on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 20:49:10
I watched the whole series. Smith and Gav were on Soccer Am just before it started. A second series has been comissioned so cant wait.

Smithy is a fucking legend, he is so so so funny!!! If i had mates, i wish he was my best mate.

And getting back to the topic, i actually think the girl who plays Stacey is nice, i definately would.

Oh and Sussex, as for Fern, i have actually thought before that i wouldnt mind a go on her  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: mattboyslim on Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 09:08:59
I caught a few episode when it was on first time then the rest of the series on Saturday.  Good to see some intelligent comedy on the Beeb, Rob Brydon is such a funny chap.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 23:46:56
Natalie Portman, aged 13 in Leon.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 21:56:20
Bumpety bump for arriba.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 21:57:02
yey.kate humble!!!!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 21:57:39
picture proof needed


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 21:58:35
i dont know how to do that davey boy


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 22:01:27
Here you go...

http://www.katehumble.com/library/Kate_main_small.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 22:02:05
anna ryder richardson

http://www.aboutproperty.co.uk/photo/anna-ryder-richardson-$4609$180.jpg

kate humbel

http://www.tmcentertainment.co.uk/images/speaker-index/SpeakOutKateHumble.jpg

uuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Scot Munroe on Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 22:02:53
ummm No.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 22:03:19
says dave with his cock in his hand......


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 22:04:36
i really aint


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 22:07:09
pull it out your boyfriends arse then!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 22:07:58
and get jizz all over my laptop. i think not!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 22:08:02
yes and yes.

oh and cerys matthews too


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 22:08:38
aint you gay anymore?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 22:09:10
Helen Hunt:

http://www.dentrocine.com/bios/imagenes/helen-hunt/fotos/1.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 22:10:19
i never was

and no, god no.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 22:10:49
sally webster,and ashleys mrs off corrie


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 22:11:58
Quote from: "sonic youth"
i never was

and no, god no.


i kinda warmed to you more as a gay.....
now you've gone and spoiled it


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 22:12:30
i'll be anything you want me to be :gay:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 22:13:19
Quote from: "sonic youth"
oh and cerys matthews too


Good call.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 22:16:42
the blonde off the house auctions programme on bbc in the mornings. :twisted:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: STFC Village on Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 22:19:15
Sarah Silverman.

Actually, that's probably ok, isn't it?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 22:19:59
Quote from: "arriba"
the blonde off the house auctions programme on bbc in the mornings. :twisted:


Lucy Alexander?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/property/graphics/2005/06/11/prscreen11.jpg

On the right, obviously.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 22:24:22
yeah thats her


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: bennett on Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 22:49:16
who's that bird off watchdog with the dark hair?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 22:52:10
i'd do fizz and janice off corrie too :oops:
but gail takes the buiscuit


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Dazzza on Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 23:20:15
Quote from: "bennett"
who's that bird off watchdog with the dark hair?


http://www.juliabradbury.com/gallerypics/jb_pic0301a.jpg

Julia Bradbury


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 23:35:02
she'd get it.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Barry Scott on Thursday, November 15, 2007, 01:06:10
Quote from: "Samdy Gray"
Helen Hunt:


I don't think that's appropriate for the thread Sam, she'd get some serious action from a fair portion of men.

I Would like to add that Ginger bird from Holby City to the thread.

She does it for me, despite the ginger hair and the fact that, like all gingers, she probably stinks of piss.

Just found out her name is Rosie Marcel. Gimme gimme.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: sonic youth on Thursday, November 15, 2007, 01:07:06
picture or she doesn't exist


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Chubbs on Thursday, November 15, 2007, 12:54:14
im in poland at the moment, Fred would be having a field day, the girls are stunning.
So different, its natural beauty, no need to layers of make up.

Love it, gonna hit some bars later  :beers:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, November 15, 2007, 12:56:39
I love Polish girls

my favourites


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, November 15, 2007, 13:01:39
I like Swedish girls and Slovaks.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: neville w on Thursday, November 15, 2007, 13:21:55
Italian or Swedish girls, French Women


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: sonic youth on Thursday, November 15, 2007, 13:25:20
the SWC confirmed polish girls are best


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Thursday, November 15, 2007, 13:34:00
i love all women.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, November 15, 2007, 13:39:44
Danish - in fact the Danes are my favourite foreigners full stop.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Thursday, November 15, 2007, 13:41:21
i love girls with scottish accent,.they have to be fit too though. theres a nice scottish milf at my daughters school grrrrr


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Barry Scott on Thursday, November 15, 2007, 20:47:53
Quote from: "sonic youth"
picture or she doesn't exist


There you go.

Rosie Marcel (http://www.imdb.com/gallery/hh/0545165/HH/0545165/rosie2.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Marcel,%20Rosie)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Dazzza on Thursday, November 15, 2007, 20:53:30
On a Casualty related theme and yes I know it's wrong...

http://www.iceposter.com/thumbs/G126903_b.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, November 16, 2007, 00:24:43
That's not wrong Daz Ultra.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 17:14:40
http://www.daphnefowler.com/images/EHN_011.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 17:32:29
fB that's just wrong....I ws doing a quiz back in the summer and Daphne was suposed to be competing....silly woman fell asleep in the garden got sunburnt so couldn't make it  

  Not sure whether this one is on the list, and I'm not wading back through....but watched a walking program recently presented by this bird Julia Bradbury

   http://www.f4group.co.uk/images/Julia_Bradbury.jpg

  I wouldn't mind exploring clints and grikes with her on a limestone pavement.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 17:40:48
I think me and Bennett pointed out in another thread that bird would get it. Good choice Reg.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 17:44:17
Quote from: "Si Pie"
I think me and Bennett pointed out in another thread that bird would get it. Good choice Reg.


 I'm not sharing her with you two cunts...one of yous maybe, but you'll have to go second.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 17:44:42
I dibbed first


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 17:49:15
Quote from: "Si Pie"
I dibbed first


 Sorted then.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: bennett on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 17:53:40
:(


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: fatbury on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 18:03:38
Has to be Jenny Celerier from the Apprentice!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 18:05:15
Quote from: "fatbury"
Has to be Jenny Celerier from the Apprentice!


   Celerier oh ah Celerier oh ah

   If she don't come......


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: myxo on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 18:07:34
I can't quite believe somebody posted Gillian Anderson. Apparently I should feel guilty about wanting to shag her? You're havin' a fuckin' giraffe mate.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Dazzza on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 18:08:05
Gabby Roslin
Floella Benjamin
Keisha Buchanan - Sugababes

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x197/toyabloggerff/kei.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: STFC4LIFE on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 18:10:39
http://antwerp.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/sharon.jpg NSFW!
I so would.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 18:14:04
You sick fuck.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 18:15:34
Quote from: "STFC4LIFE"
http://antwerp.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/sharon.jpg NSFW
I so would.


 Does that say grandmother in the background? You hail from Melksham, right?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: STFC4LIFE on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 18:16:09
Haha, I do indeed.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Dazzza on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 18:17:17
That is so wrong STFC4LIFE and so is that picture!

I can look at just about most women even the ugly jobs you wouldn't look at the mantle piece when poking the fire and see some sort of slight redeeming feature of femininity even if its just a shadow in their past but that woman fucking very, very wrong.

Id rather cram it up Feltz


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 18:27:01
tututut STFC4LIFE. Just noticed the NSFWness. I'll edit it for you.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 20:39:03
Quote from: "fatbury"
Has to be Jenny Celerier from the Apprentice!


What the hell is wrong with you!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: axs on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 20:39:38
he is fatbury and there is no known cure.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 20:41:37
http://www.myparkmag.co.uk/images/cms/jenny-celerier-md.jpg


*shudder*


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 20:41:59
Yeah, I was gonna say. You've got 3543 posts. You must have got some idea about the questionableness of some of fatters tastes by now. We all love him though, and this the Birds you would but really shouldn't thread.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 20:47:35
I can see where fatters comes from with most of his women, but ime lost on this one!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: pumbaa on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 20:51:21
Quote from: "STFC dave"
I can see where fatters comes from with most of his women, but ime lost on this one!


NO! Just fucking read again what you posted, you fool

 :soapy tit wank:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: axs on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 20:52:09
simply wrong.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: reeves4england on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 20:52:27
Quote from: "pumbaa"
Quote from: "STFC dave"
I can see where fatters comes from with most of his women, but ime lost on this one!


NO! Just fucking read again what you posted, you fool

 :soapy tit wank:

Oh dear oh dear


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: leefer on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 20:52:41
Christine Bleakley from the One Show.......and Mylene Klass!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 20:54:12
was it the ime?? I did that on purpose  :-))( . Or have i done something worse?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 20:54:12
I just noticed that Dave has the Tef-Built new badge. That was the forum's best joint work.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 20:55:04
Quote from: "flammableBen"
I just noticed that Dave has the Tef-Built new badge. That was the forum's best joint work.


It should be on the front page as you log in really. I just hiijacked it


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: axs on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 20:55:18
Quote from: "STFC dave"
was it the ime?? I did that on purpose  :-))( . Or have i done something worse?


you can see where fatbury comes from. poor poor soul.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: pumbaa on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 20:59:22
Quote from: "axs"
Quote from: "STFC dave"
was it the ime?? I did that on purpose  :-))( . Or have i done something worse?


you can see where fatbury comes from. poor poor soul.


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :chunder:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 21:00:21
Yeah, empathy with fatbury's views is a clear sign that something is wrong.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 21:00:45
Quote from: "STFC dave"
I can see where fatters comes from with most of his women, but ime lost on this one!


 A word of advice young Dave....avoid the c word.....think of a synonym.

  The imagery is just horrible. :chunder:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 21:00:52
He seems a fairly decent man of the world


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 21:01:38
hahaha. I didn't notice that either. I'm so naive.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 21:02:54
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "STFC dave"
I can see where fatters comes from with most of his women, but ime lost on this one!


 A word of advice young Dave....avoid the c word.....think of a synonym.

  The imagery is just horrible. :chunder:


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: You dirty Bastards.

I leave that for stfc steve


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: yeo on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 21:04:21
Kirtsy Allsop whos probably in here somehwere is 97th in FHM's top 100 list apperently.

Yay Kirsty!

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2006/05/08/ka372.jpg
 :mrgreen:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: pumbaa on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 21:09:29
Can I point out that Christine Bleakley does not belong in this thread. Evidence here:

http://www.christinebleakley.com/


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: pumbaa on Thursday, April 24, 2008, 21:12:08
And I should also like to point out that Claire Nasir from GMTV also doesn't belong here either

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-39EnQfhHxg&feature=related

Shame she's a MK lass..... :x


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: STFC Village on Friday, May 2, 2008, 01:53:55
Dr Linda Papadopoulos!

http://images.filmmagic.com/images/tnm/11340887.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Friday, May 2, 2008, 06:16:35
Susanna Reid

http://www.tvnewsroom.co.uk/images/tn/susannareid.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: tans on Saturday, May 3, 2008, 21:24:17
who is the bird that presents the one show with Adrian Chiles at 7:00?

Also Jackie Brambles on loose women  :oops:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Saturday, May 3, 2008, 22:56:12
catherine tate


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: pumbaa on Sunday, May 4, 2008, 09:13:49
Quote from: "tans"
who is the bird that presents the one show with Adrian Chiles at 7:00?


Christine Bleakley. See above  :wink:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Sunday, May 4, 2008, 09:17:47
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00101/ddd_101575a.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Scot Munroe on Sunday, May 4, 2008, 12:01:22
Quote from: "Dachauer"
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00101/ddd_101575a.jpg


is that the lass who is currently working on toonatick?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Leggett on Sunday, May 4, 2008, 20:06:15
that emma watson chick, the bird from harry potter. tidy.

best quote about her, some guy on another forum said;

Quote
"I'd hit that so hard the guy who pulled me out would be the next king of england"



awesome.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, May 5, 2008, 10:25:41
Roxy from Eastenders.......


http://www.bearsac.com/Meets.Celebrities/Eastender.Rita.Simons.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: dell boy on Monday, May 5, 2008, 10:41:29
Quote from: "Dachauer"
Susanna Reid

http://www.tvnewsroom.co.uk/images/tn/susannareid.jpg


I use to work with her when she first started in media, she was a stunner in her 20s I can tell you and a really nice person.

She still looks good now of course.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Scot Munroe on Monday, May 5, 2008, 12:41:14
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Roxy from Eastenders.......


http://www.bearsac.com/Meets.Celebrities/Eastender.Rita.Simons.jpg


that is not the best pic of her but i still would.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, May 5, 2008, 12:45:07
Scot you'd shag the teddy bear.














 :wink:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: bennett on Monday, May 5, 2008, 17:51:24
everton ladies keeper rachel brown


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Scot Munroe on Monday, May 5, 2008, 17:58:54
Quote from: "bennett"
everton ladies keeper rachel brown


she is quite a good looking lady. Not as hot as Rachel Unitt :wink:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: bennett on Monday, May 5, 2008, 18:09:53
i'll bow down to your greater knowledge of women on that one scot


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: tans on Monday, May 5, 2008, 22:00:49
I thought Scot was gay


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, May 5, 2008, 22:12:56
Quote from: "tans"
I thought Scot was gay


He is


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, May 5, 2008, 22:13:14
Quote from: "bennett"
i'll bow down to your greater knowledge of women on that one scot


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  8)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: bennett on Monday, May 5, 2008, 22:46:51
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Quote from: "bennett"
i'll bow down to your greater knowledge of women on that one scot


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  8)


tee hee


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: bennett on Monday, May 5, 2008, 22:49:11
oh and another one.

the bird singer from alphabeat


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: fatbury on Tuesday, May 6, 2008, 08:13:55
i like Roxy and the Stine from Alphabeat is gorgeous!! is there something wrong with me?? (dont answer that!)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Leggett on Tuesday, May 6, 2008, 08:19:54
agree with the alphabeat bird, she's well cute.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Colin Todd on Tuesday, May 6, 2008, 09:12:06
Quote from: "Leggett"
agree with the alphabeat bird, she's well cute.


I'd like to set fire to her for offending my ears so badly


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: bennett on Tuesday, May 6, 2008, 18:31:44
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Roxy from Eastenders.......


http://www.bearsac.com/Meets.Celebrities/Eastender.Rita.Simons.jpg


snigger i just realised in this pic the fellow on the left looks as if he's retching the first time you look at it


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: JPC82 on Tuesday, May 6, 2008, 18:46:35
and he has a boner


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Power to people on Wednesday, May 7, 2008, 12:45:49
Alyssa Milano & Rose McGowan anyone ?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, May 7, 2008, 12:50:38
Alyssa Milano is the one who's been in recent my name is earl episodes isn't she? (yeah she is. Spoiler: Her and earl get married after he get's out of a coma, he goes into the coma after he get's out of prison. She runs him over)

There's no way that there is the slightest "Shouldn't" about her what so ever.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: STFC4LIFE on Wednesday, May 7, 2008, 12:54:35
Roxy is awesome, she's not Sharon though.
 :wink:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Power to people on Wednesday, May 7, 2008, 14:46:53
Quote from: "flammableBen"
Alyssa Milano is the one who's been in recent my name is earl episodes isn't she? (yeah she is. Spoiler: Her and earl get married after he get's out of a coma, he goes into the coma after he get's out of prison. She runs him over)

There's no way that there is the slightest "Shouldn't" about her what so ever.


Very true, she should probably be under the thread of should and wish I could


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Noel Gallagher on Friday, May 9, 2008, 20:20:17
Myra Hindley


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bushey Boy on Friday, May 9, 2008, 20:20:49
Tans mum


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, May 9, 2008, 20:58:00
That Amanda Hamilton bird from Something For The Weekend, she soon cures a sunday morning hangover.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, May 9, 2008, 21:07:26
katie white off of the ting tings

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44313000/jpg/_44313517_tings1_203.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: bennett on Saturday, May 10, 2008, 00:15:46
Quote from: "Samdy Gray"
That Amanda Hamilton bird from Something For The Weekend, she soon cures a sunday morning hangover.


the irish lass? agreed


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Sippo on Thursday, November 11, 2010, 12:45:28
To bump an old thread....

Susanna Reid.

Seeing her on Ask Rhod Gilbert, yum....


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: magicroundabout on Thursday, November 11, 2010, 12:45:52
this thread is no good without pictures


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Sippo on Thursday, November 11, 2010, 12:48:11
[url width=400 height=300]http://www.wiihotties.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/susanna_reid.jpg[/url]

Not her body though apparently.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jutty274 on Thursday, November 11, 2010, 13:04:33
the skinny sister from Mike & Molly on the comedy channel.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Thursday, November 11, 2010, 13:05:58
ronnie and roxy's mum.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: mexico red on Thursday, November 11, 2010, 13:09:37
carol


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: erictheexile on Thursday, November 11, 2010, 13:10:23
No-one's mentioned coronation street yet so..
Overall winner:  Rosie Webster
Lifetime achievement award:  Liz McDonald
Promising newcomers:  Sophie's "friend" Sian..


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Abrahammer on Thursday, November 11, 2010, 13:16:00
Overall winner:  Rosie Webster

How is she a bird you really shouldnt do?

Ill nominate Steve McDonalds bird, cant remember her name but she looks like pure filth.  Perfect.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bewster on Thursday, November 11, 2010, 13:20:53
any of the birds from MILKSHAKE!  (esp Naomi Wilkinson)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: tans on Thursday, November 11, 2010, 13:29:19
ronnie and roxy's mum.

GILF!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: mexico red on Thursday, November 11, 2010, 14:30:34
sarah jane


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: tans on Thursday, November 11, 2010, 14:33:10
Tans mum

Just seen this.

You cheeky cunt!

Shes just got married anyhow


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: erictheexile on Thursday, November 11, 2010, 14:45:27
How is she a bird you really shouldnt do?

Because she was probably about 14 when I first had cheeky thoughts.

Would fully endorse the Roxy's mum comment.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Nomoreheroes on Thursday, November 11, 2010, 16:51:56
any of the birds from MILKSHAKE!  (esp Naomi Wilkinson)
Most definately. Been thinking about Naomi for a few years now!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: suttonred on Thursday, November 11, 2010, 17:00:25
Herons.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: land_of_bo on Thursday, November 11, 2010, 17:03:20
Mary Pierce

[url width=400 height=334]http://www.tennisgrandstand.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/mary-pierce.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, November 11, 2010, 18:06:26
[url width=468 height=396]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i164/cuntxcore1234/article-1152466-039FD2B5000005DC-63.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Nemo on Thursday, November 11, 2010, 18:16:52
The one on the left Sam? Quite fit.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: thedarkprince on Thursday, November 11, 2010, 18:18:33
ronnie and roxy's mum.

Yep and I'd do her in the bum.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ginginho on Thursday, November 11, 2010, 18:22:03
The one on the left Sam? Quite fit.

Me too, I like short birds


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ginginho on Thursday, November 11, 2010, 18:25:22
Angela Hartnett

[url width=265 height=319]http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00352/Angela_Hartnett_352322a.jpg[/url]

I know, I know, but there's just something about her I like.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, November 11, 2010, 18:36:24
 [url width=300 height=500]http://www.instyle.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/width_300/rutapic.jpg[/url]

 Ruta Gedmintas, bird who plays a lezzer on the box.... :nod:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: nochee on Thursday, November 11, 2010, 19:24:19
[url width=357 height=500]http://exquisiteandunique.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54fae211488330128756039b9970c-500wi[/url]

Paloma Faith


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, November 11, 2010, 20:08:00
Definitely. Bit of a funny one though, you've got to remember that under all of this weirdness:

[url width=349 height=619]http://www.catwalkqueen.tv/assets_c/2009/06/paloma%20faith%20leopard%20print%20outfit%20bow-thumb-350x619-89871.jpg[/url]

Lurks this:

[url width=500 height=757]http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/27864943/Paloma+Faith.jpg[/url]

I would go so far as to say that for me there are not many more attractive celebrities than her. She's fucking cool.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Abrahammer on Thursday, November 11, 2010, 20:20:06
Debra from Everyone Loves Raymond

[url width=150 height=118]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:tCwY06axplGtHM:http://i164.photobucket.com[/url]


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bewster on Friday, November 12, 2010, 09:59:40
Debra from Everyone Loves Raymond

[url width=150 height=118]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:tCwY06axplGtHM:http://i164.photobucket.com[/url]

Good call - short and feisty


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: erictheexile on Friday, November 12, 2010, 13:13:52
Amy Winehouse...


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: juddie on Friday, November 12, 2010, 14:50:46
good work reg,they're all hot on that proggy. great tele...

[url width=300 height=500]http://www.instyle.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/width_300/rutapic.jpg[/url]

 Ruta Gedmintas, bird who plays a lezzer on the box.... :nod:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bewster on Friday, November 12, 2010, 16:03:51
jelena jankovic ??


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, November 13, 2010, 00:58:32
[url width=468 height=396]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i164/cuntxcore1234/article-1152466-039FD2B5000005DC-63.jpg[/url]

I convinced my sister that her name was Kerry Stump.

There's no shouldn't about stumpy.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Batch on Saturday, November 13, 2010, 07:59:01
I know, I know, but there's just something about her I like.

You'd get a decent breakfast the morning after?

sarah jane

From doctor who, or children's TV presenter Sarah Jane Honeywell:

[url width=403 height=417]http://i590.photobucket.com/albums/ss349/matt_penny1/sarah_jane_honeywell_006.jpg[/url]

I'm guessing the former as I'd definitely hit the latter, even  if she is a veggie.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jutty274 on Saturday, November 13, 2010, 09:06:52
i dont know if anyone has put her up before but i would.

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/apr2009/9/9/nicola-roberts-pic-pa-929161796.jpg (http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/apr2009/9/9/nicola-roberts-pic-pa-929161796.jpg)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, November 25, 2010, 12:06:53
miss hoolie would fucking get it,


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Barry Scott on Thursday, November 25, 2010, 13:22:31
Mariella Frostrup. I would hope I've mentioned her is this thread, before, but I've always had a thing for her.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: land_of_bo on Thursday, November 25, 2010, 13:25:16
[url width=460 height=276]http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2008/09/10/maestro.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Lumps on Thursday, November 25, 2010, 13:43:08
[url width=460 height=276]http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2008/09/10/maestro.jpg[/url]

I think you could be barking up that tree quite a while without much luck


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: land_of_bo on Thursday, November 25, 2010, 13:50:15
Never say never...


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: adje on Thursday, November 25, 2010, 17:51:34
[url width=390 height=594]http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/96186995.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF878921A343B2C87A49D8F54CA433F51227C3286DABC3344820480C86804E4340F32754E30A760B0D811297[/url]


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, November 25, 2010, 17:53:56
 ^^^

 Is that Tracey Emin?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: adje on Thursday, November 25, 2010, 17:54:36
yep


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, November 25, 2010, 17:56:26
yep

Well I would...


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: steptoe41 on Thursday, November 25, 2010, 17:59:47
I convinced my sister that her name was Kerry Stump.

There's no shouldn't about stumpy.

That's sick.

Funny, but fucking sick.

I would though. Just don't ask for a hand job.....


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: suttonred on Thursday, November 25, 2010, 18:29:55
Well I would...

Have you seen the state of her bed? Just imagine the state inside her undercrackers.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, November 25, 2010, 18:39:40
Have you seen the state of her bed? Just imagine the state inside her undercrackers.

[url width=730 height=738]http://www.saatchi-gallery.co.uk/imgs/artists/emin_tracey/20091202033247_traceyemingotall.jpg[/url]

Art for art's sake...


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: suttonred on Thursday, November 25, 2010, 18:42:21
Enough there to get me a bucket to vomit into.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, November 25, 2010, 18:48:47
Enough there to get me a bucket to vomit into.

Present it in the right way and it could be a work of art..


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, November 25, 2010, 19:02:39
that blonde woman off points west


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: BelfastRobin on Thursday, November 25, 2010, 19:29:51
Daviina McCall always did it for me, but my all time fave of birds I shouldn't is Charlie Brooks ....but only in the character of Janine!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Barnard on Thursday, November 25, 2010, 19:46:47
that blonde woman off points west

I'm right with you on that one. Worryingly enough, I can also see the Miss Hoolie thing.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bewster on Friday, December 17, 2010, 09:40:57
Victoria Stilwell ??


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Friday, December 17, 2010, 09:54:16
patsy palmer


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Friday, December 17, 2010, 09:58:20
patsy palmer
that's scraping the bottom of the barrell isn't it arriba? I wouldn't even touch her with yours


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Friday, December 17, 2010, 10:02:47
i think she fits this thread perfectly.i would...


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, December 17, 2010, 10:18:27
patsy palmer

Totally agree.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: gingernuggets on Friday, December 17, 2010, 10:22:40
patsy palmer

No, no and no


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Barry Scott on Friday, December 17, 2010, 10:27:46
At a push, Karen Brady.

Victoria Stilwell ??

I would.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Chubbs on Friday, December 17, 2010, 13:31:29
i discovered last night that nigella lawson is 50 in 2 weeks
i still would


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bewster on Friday, December 17, 2010, 13:35:01
i discovered last night that nigella lawson is 50 in 2 weeks
i still would

Me too - but to be honest that isn't saying much - I'm happy with a pulse.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jutty274 on Friday, December 17, 2010, 13:56:30
Kelly from Misfits on E4.


Mind you any of the women on Misfits.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bosey on Friday, December 17, 2010, 14:00:03
Kelly from Misfits on E4.


Mind you any of the women on Misfits.

Im on that fat bitch! but yea Alisha is da fittest 1


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Power to people on Friday, December 17, 2010, 14:00:46
Kara Tointon - she wouldn't have to ask twice - although I'm not so sure I could control myself if she was in her DOI gear  :nod:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jutty274 on Friday, December 17, 2010, 14:01:39
Im on that fat bitch! but yea Alisha is da fittest 1
Last week with the Gorilla was the funniest tv i have seen in ages.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bob's Orange on Friday, December 17, 2010, 14:14:54
Kara Tointon - she wouldn't have to ask twice - although I'm not so sure I could control myself if she was in her DOI gear  :nod:

Not sure she would be eligible as she is hardly a bird you would get stick for!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bewster on Friday, December 17, 2010, 14:16:35
Not sure she would be eligible as she is hardly a bird you would get stick for!

Exactly - shouldn't but would


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Peter Venkman on Friday, December 17, 2010, 16:49:58
Kara Tointon - she wouldn't have to ask twice - although I'm not so sure I could control myself if she was in her DOI gear  :nod:

She really isn't one that you SHOULDN'T do at all.

I would think that 99% of men would in any given oppertunity, this is more like the Arriba suggestion of Patsy Palmer who probably 90% wouldn't.

Putting Kara Tointon in is like putting in Keira Knightly or Angelina Jolie in here.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: juddie on Friday, December 17, 2010, 17:21:47
keira knightley? she's break in half the poor lamb.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Peter Venkman on Friday, December 17, 2010, 17:38:07
keira knightley? she's break in half the poor lamb.

I totally agree, she was just a name thats popularly fanciable plucked out of the air :D


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: steptoe41 on Friday, December 17, 2010, 19:12:10
Dunno if she's already been mentioned, but I wouldn't climb over Pamela Stephenson to get to any of you lot.

Does that mean I need some sort of medical help?



Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Samdy Gray on Sunday, December 19, 2010, 16:44:57
http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2010/12/19/wagner-beds-chloe-mafia-115875-22793124/


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: The_Plagiarist on Sunday, December 19, 2010, 16:55:37
Sally Gunnell!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: leefer on Sunday, December 19, 2010, 16:56:24
http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2010/12/19/wagner-beds-chloe-mafia-115875-22793124/

Fuck me....the warming stew i have just eaten nearly made another appearance.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jutty274 on Sunday, December 19, 2010, 18:55:47
http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2010/12/19/wagner-beds-chloe-mafia-115875-22793124/
Before this story i would have done her after a few pints. Now i would rather do the fat bird behind them in the picture than her. But it would take a fair few pints.   


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Abrahammer on Sunday, December 19, 2010, 19:35:12
Did she charge him?

He bagged some other grim 18 year old earlier in the week apparently.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: steptoe41 on Sunday, December 19, 2010, 19:41:26
Did she charge him?

He bagged some other grim 18 year old earlier in the week apparently.

Fair play to the dirty cunt. I wish I could still bag 18 year olds, grim or otherwise....


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Batch on Sunday, December 19, 2010, 20:14:50
I wish I could still bag 18 year olds, grim or otherwise....

You dirty old man....


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, December 20, 2010, 16:31:39
I'd smash that Chloe. You could do some utterly depraved shit to her and not feel even slightly guilty.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bewster on Monday, December 20, 2010, 16:50:31
I'd smash that Chloe. You could do some utterly depraved shit to her and not feel even slightly guilty.

Guilt is one thing - high medical bills to clean up the pox after is another.  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, December 20, 2010, 17:03:44
I've never caught anything that can't be cured.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DMR on Monday, December 20, 2010, 17:16:04
I'd smash that Chloe. You could do some utterly depraved shit to her and not feel even slightly guilty.

Well said that man.

I'd do anything to phunk one up Cher Lloyd as well.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Peter Venkman on Monday, December 20, 2010, 18:16:45
I've never caught anything that can't be cured.

You're young! :D


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, December 20, 2010, 18:19:23
Who the fuck is Chloe Mafia?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Sussex on Monday, December 20, 2010, 18:23:59
Just your type.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, December 20, 2010, 18:27:37
[url width=276 height=386]http://www.spinsouthwest.com/wp-content/files/2010/09/chloe-mafia.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: nochee on Monday, December 20, 2010, 18:28:36
I would (doesn't count for much tho)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, December 20, 2010, 18:35:41
If she asked nicely and put a bag over her head, then yeah I would too.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, December 20, 2010, 19:06:37
Yes but what is she known for, other than shagging that Wagner bloke from x-factor?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: nochee on Monday, December 20, 2010, 19:09:37
Yes but what is she known for, other than shagging that Wagner bloke from x-factor?

Does it matter? Would you or wouldn't you?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, December 20, 2010, 19:09:46
Now I've noticed the x factor sticker  :doh: :doh:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, December 20, 2010, 19:21:24
isabel webster, off of points west


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Batch on Monday, December 20, 2010, 19:21:24
Yes but what is she known for, other than shagging that Wagner bloke from x-factor?

Being a 50-a-time prostitute with a coke habit.

isabel webster, off of points west

I see your point.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Monday, December 20, 2010, 19:43:55
ana matronic


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: steptoe41 on Monday, December 20, 2010, 20:14:03
The bird that plays Whitney in eastenders.

Smashing tits.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: joteddyred on Monday, December 20, 2010, 20:30:50
The bird that plays Whitney in eastenders.

Smashing tits.

To be fair, if you saw her in real life on a night out, she's really pretty, they just make her up to look like a total chav on tv!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Monday, December 20, 2010, 20:35:54
ana matronic
arriba your last 2 choices are desperate. Would you need to be pissed or would you shag them sober.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Nijholts Nuts on Monday, December 20, 2010, 20:47:15
Claire Sweeney


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, December 21, 2010, 12:02:37
arriba your last 2 choices are desperate. Would you need to be pissed or would you shag them sober.

i dont see either as desperate.both are perfect for this thread.
i wouldn't put them in if i wouldn't do em.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Abrahammer on Tuesday, December 21, 2010, 12:29:40
Michelle Obama.

Just saw her on the news and starting thinking about giving her one.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Nijholts Nuts on Tuesday, December 21, 2010, 14:04:37
Kate McCann


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Power to people on Tuesday, December 21, 2010, 14:12:53
Lacey Turner (Stacey in EE)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, December 21, 2010, 14:26:59
Lacey Turner (Stacey in EE)

why on earth is she a shouldn't?
she's a tidy piece


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Peter Venkman on Tuesday, December 21, 2010, 14:38:58
why on earth is she a shouldn't?
she's a tidy piece

What Arriba says, hardly a shouldn't is she?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Tuesday, December 21, 2010, 14:39:58
We shouldn't because we are married


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DMR on Tuesday, December 21, 2010, 15:27:47
Kate McCann

At the start yes... but the stress of covering it all up has made her look a bit haggard


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Power to people on Tuesday, December 21, 2010, 15:52:22
We shouldn't because we are married

Exactly


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: steptoe41 on Tuesday, December 21, 2010, 19:32:56
Lacey Turner (Stacey in EE)

Stacey's mum. And Mo.

In a threesome...


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, December 21, 2010, 23:06:59
Does KT Tunstall fall into theis category?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, December 22, 2010, 21:57:22
Does KT Tunstall fall into theis category?

deffo,and yes i'm with you on that one.

kelly osbourne


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: blah blah on Wednesday, December 22, 2010, 22:30:48
And just because she is a bit old rather than a minger, Sigourney Weaver. Still would.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: guy66 on Thursday, December 23, 2010, 12:46:47
Princess Michael of Kent....


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bosey on Thursday, December 23, 2010, 12:50:15
Princess Michael of Kent....

The fact you even knew this person existed concerns me


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Thursday, December 23, 2010, 13:21:06
The fact you even knew this person existed concerns me
Well, just dress up like Adolf and I'd imagine you could skip the foreplay.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jutty274 on Thursday, December 23, 2010, 15:17:44
Carol Smillie.



Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, December 23, 2010, 15:19:35
If you type in 'would but shouldn't' into google, this is the 5th page to be listed. Fun fact


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bosey on Thursday, December 23, 2010, 15:21:10
If you type in 'would but shouldn't' into google, this is the 5th page to be listed. Fun fact

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=would+but+shouldn%27t&aq=f&aqi=&aql=t&oq=&gs_rfai=

FOURTH!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, December 23, 2010, 15:29:31
Comes up fifth for me. I'm not sure why, I'm going to assume it's because you can't count


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bosey on Thursday, December 23, 2010, 15:33:47
Google uses your internet history to prioritise search results, i spend all day here, work is dead!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jutty274 on Thursday, December 23, 2010, 21:12:45
If you type in 'would but shouldn't' into google, this is the 5th page to be listed. Fun fact
8th on my search.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: austin the bricklayer on Thursday, December 23, 2010, 21:27:20
Katie price, dnt say yoy wouldnt

Kat slater, stacey slater and glenda from eastenders aswell


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Nijholts Nuts on Thursday, December 23, 2010, 22:47:34
Carol McGiffin


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Nomoreheroes on Thursday, December 23, 2010, 22:51:32
Any of the Nolans


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: leefer on Thursday, December 23, 2010, 23:14:57
Carol McGiffin
:no: :no:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, December 23, 2010, 23:18:17
Dobbie off Peep Show

[url width=412 height=232]http://www.channel4.com/assets/programmes/images/peep-show/cast-interviews/d2b5468f-1f75-4e32-b1c8-8be70b2053b1_412x232.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Lumps on Friday, December 24, 2010, 00:48:59
Dobbie off Peep Show

[url width=412 height=232]http://www.channel4.com/assets/programmes/images/peep-show/cast-interviews/d2b5468f-1f75-4e32-b1c8-8be70b2053b1_412x232.jpg[/url]
Oh FFS! She's a human Ardman animation.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, December 24, 2010, 01:07:04
Dobbie off Peep Show

[url width=412 height=232]http://www.channel4.com/assets/programmes/images/peep-show/cast-interviews/d2b5468f-1f75-4e32-b1c8-8be70b2053b1_412x232.jpg[/url]

Top shout, as a character she's pretty much the embodiment of this thread. Peep show is so fucking brilliant it's unbelievable.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Friday, December 24, 2010, 08:36:22
Karen Brady.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Power to people on Friday, December 24, 2010, 08:47:17
Stacey Solomon


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Batch on Friday, December 24, 2010, 09:40:12
Dobbie off Peep Show

[url width=412 height=232]http://www.channel4.com/assets/programmes/images/peep-show/cast-interviews/d2b5468f-1f75-4e32-b1c8-8be70b2053b1_412x232.jpg[/url]

Corfu 06...

I think I'm in the Dobby club!

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Dobby-Club/180992601917847


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bosey on Friday, December 24, 2010, 11:01:37
Carol McGiffin

Id rattle it


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, December 24, 2010, 11:12:01
Does Meg White fall into this category?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, December 24, 2010, 11:16:11
If KT Tunstall does then meg white certainly does.

On another musical theme, laura marling. even if she looks like a bit of a smackhead


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jb on Friday, December 24, 2010, 11:18:41
Carol McGiffin

She looks like a fucking chicken


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Friday, December 24, 2010, 14:22:39
ruth jones


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: adje on Friday, December 24, 2010, 14:27:28
Karen Brady.

Im with that.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Peter Venkman on Friday, December 24, 2010, 16:09:25
ruth jones

I am with that.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: steptoe41 on Friday, December 24, 2010, 17:29:37
ruth jones

Top Shout.

Fat, Welsh and probably really hairy too.

Why wouldn't you?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Melksham Red on Monday, December 27, 2010, 18:25:12
After watching the Incredibles this afternoon, gentlemen I give you Elastigirl.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Monday, December 27, 2010, 19:00:41
twiggy


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: nochee on Wednesday, December 29, 2010, 12:46:06
I'm watching top gear on Dave and Ellen McArthur just done the celebrity lap. I thought of this thread straight away


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Abrahammer on Wednesday, December 29, 2010, 16:57:29
Watching an old Only Fools earlier, Cassandra would get it.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Rich Pullen on Wednesday, December 29, 2010, 17:06:41
I've always liked Rebecca Front  :girlgiggle:

[url width=460 height=288]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01392/rebecca_front_1392565c.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Saxondale on Wednesday, December 29, 2010, 17:10:57
And Ive always rather liked Gina Mckee

http://entimg.s-msn.com/i/150/Movies/Actors7/ginamckee_150.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, December 29, 2010, 22:05:06
Mary Poppins

Just imagine what she could do in the bedroom...


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Highland Robin on Thursday, December 30, 2010, 09:17:33
Who's been watching daytime TV then, Sippo????


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Batch on Thursday, December 30, 2010, 09:21:52
Its impossible to watch Mary Poppins without correcting the lyrics to Chim Chim Cher-ee. FACT.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: leefer on Thursday, December 30, 2010, 16:28:34
Its impossible to watch Mary Poppins without correcting the lyrics to Chim Chim Cher-ee. FACT.

With the final line being...we ate those bastards in yellow and blue.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: nochee on Thursday, December 30, 2010, 16:36:11
Sheila reid


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bosey on Friday, December 31, 2010, 08:44:33
Sheila reid

 :eek:

Really? She looks dead...


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, December 31, 2010, 10:50:53
ruth jones

I've now got this mental picture of arriba...

[url width=500 height=299]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3525/4005308086_f1ce747b0d.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: PHIL!!!! on Friday, December 31, 2010, 11:27:57
Joan Jett (One for you older folk, i expect)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Barnard on Friday, December 31, 2010, 12:08:02
Julia Davis



Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: suttonred on Friday, December 31, 2010, 12:09:06
Photos need to be posted with suggestions, as I haven't a clue who 90% of these people are, and I'm sure I'm not alone.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: nochee on Friday, December 31, 2010, 12:09:38
Photos need to be posted with suggestions, as I haven't a clue who 90% of these people are, and I'm sure I'm not alone.

google is your friend


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: suttonred on Friday, December 31, 2010, 12:30:07
Better things to do than google dodgy women.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, December 31, 2010, 12:46:04
Joan Jett (One for you older folk, i expect)

I recall Joan Jett as being one you really should....


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Nemo on Friday, December 31, 2010, 12:51:50
[url width=420 height=436]http://images.smh.com.au/2010/12/29/2112565/420_jett_3012-420x0.jpg[/url]

Not bad at all for 52!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, December 31, 2010, 12:54:41
  52 is a good age for women....I like them young  :)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: PHIL!!!! on Friday, December 31, 2010, 13:08:05

Not bad at all for 52!
Exactly Nemo! There are better pictures, mind, but it's a good effort.

And Reg, i included her in this thread because i'm merely 22, so the thought of copping off with a women who's slightly older than my Mum, could be seen as a bad thing! Ha.

But yeah, i saw her live (Joan Jett and the Blackhearts) earlier this year at Wembley. Stunner.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: PHIL!!!! on Friday, December 31, 2010, 13:12:10
And she's good friends with Carmen Electra, so a threesome could be a possiblity


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, December 31, 2010, 13:16:21
Exactly Nemo! There are better pictures, mind, but it's a good effort.

And Reg, i included her in this thread because i'm merely 22, so the thought of copping off with a women who's slightly older than my Mum, could be seen as a bad thing! Ha.

But yeah, i saw her live (Joan Jett and the Blackhearts) earlier this year at Wembley. Stunner.

I see....good work


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bosey on Friday, December 31, 2010, 13:18:45
id smash it


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: PHIL!!!! on Friday, December 31, 2010, 13:21:39
[url width=481 height=423]http://media.nowpublic.net/images//da/b/dab0c6abca347fd73940eee2d22157da.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, December 31, 2010, 15:43:59
Jo Frost (Supernanny)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: nochee on Friday, December 31, 2010, 15:52:01
Better things to do than google dodgy women.
I thought that's what the Internet was invented for.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Nomoreheroes on Friday, December 31, 2010, 16:02:05
Jo Frost (Supernanny)
She'd just keep screaming 'That's not asseptible! That's not asseptible!!!!'


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Batch on Friday, December 31, 2010, 17:57:09
Jo Frost (Supernanny)

Go and sit on the naughty step and think about what you've said.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Leggett on Friday, December 31, 2010, 18:40:28
Jo Frost (Supernanny)

In her office/secretary/slutty skirt suit, I'd tap that.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: LucienSanchez on Friday, December 31, 2010, 21:36:40
Sheridan Smith


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Summerof69 on Friday, December 31, 2010, 21:50:07
Sheridan Smith

Oh yes !!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, December 31, 2010, 21:54:09
Why are their loads of pictures of Noel Fielding in this thread?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: blah blah on Tuesday, January 4, 2011, 16:56:18
Josie Long.



Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: LucienSanchez on Thursday, January 6, 2011, 09:58:44
Nicki Chapman...


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Craigo276 on Thursday, January 6, 2011, 10:09:19
Always said the queen of England would be a good notch


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jutty274 on Thursday, January 6, 2011, 16:15:20
Jenny Frost on Famous & Fearless last night, her top was definetly fearless but could have done with being slightly more undone.( check out 4od if you missed it )


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Thursday, January 6, 2011, 16:21:48
Jamies Future Wife.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: tans on Thursday, January 6, 2011, 16:23:21
Id slam one into sophie reade


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, January 6, 2011, 16:27:26
Why would you not? Remember the purpose of this thread plz


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jutty274 on Thursday, January 6, 2011, 16:42:15
But i am married so the title applies to every woman.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, January 6, 2011, 16:46:15
If we're going to include morals into it, Jessica Rabbit


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Nemo on Thursday, January 6, 2011, 16:55:07
If we're going to include morals into it, Jessica Rabbit

I see your Jessica Rabbit and raise you a Lois Griffin.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: tans on Thursday, January 6, 2011, 17:03:36
Why would you not? Remember the purpose of this thread plz

Mario balotellis had her



Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: tans on Thursday, January 6, 2011, 17:04:17
Lady penelope from thunderbirds


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, January 6, 2011, 17:05:14
Bennett in a dress.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: tans on Thursday, January 6, 2011, 17:14:36
Speaking of sophie reade, this is my mates tweet to her after reading her story in the sun

@xSophieReadex u seem surprised that fucking a footballer didnt end well,what a great roll model u are to all the misguided women out there

:D


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Thursday, January 6, 2011, 17:22:41
Bennett in a dress.

FUCKING SMASH! Just had a wank under my desk thinking about that.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, January 6, 2011, 21:05:07
I saw Bennett walking through town today *swoon*


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, January 6, 2011, 21:13:56
I saw Bennett walking through town today *swoon*

Wearing a dress?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, January 6, 2011, 21:20:21
Unfortunately not.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: bennett on Thursday, January 6, 2011, 23:27:43
i thought you sneered at me, it must've been your climax face


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Sussex on Friday, January 7, 2011, 07:30:03
Angela Rippon.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jutty274 on Friday, January 7, 2011, 10:43:13
Lisa Kudrow from Friends


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, January 19, 2011, 17:03:20
Tin-Tin Kyrano


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: leefer on Wednesday, January 19, 2011, 20:13:13
Miss Piggy.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jimmy_onions on Wednesday, January 19, 2011, 21:30:42
the bird from cbeebies with one arm


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: skin_im_buzzer on Wednesday, January 19, 2011, 21:33:25
the bird from cbeebies with one arm


Her arm completely hypnotizes me - I can't look at anything else


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Nomoreheroes on Wednesday, January 19, 2011, 21:46:27
Tin-Tin Kyrano
F.A.B. !


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Huwwy on Wednesday, January 19, 2011, 23:24:55
Sophie Ellis Bextor. Can't work out if she is a human or a pixie though.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jutty274 on Thursday, January 20, 2011, 08:30:25
Elaine the soccerette who was on with us on saturday, she looked a lot better without the make up.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: herthab on Thursday, January 20, 2011, 08:41:32
Elaine the soccerette who was on with us on saturday, she looked a lot better without the make up.

Fucking Bow Wow mate.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: tans on Thursday, January 20, 2011, 09:33:32
Sarah Jane mee


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jutty274 on Thursday, January 20, 2011, 11:30:34
Fucking Bow Wow mate.
When she was bent over doing her mime we were right behind her arse and them shorts were riding up her crack.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: bennett on Thursday, January 20, 2011, 11:38:52
When she was bent over doing her mime we were right behind her arse and them shorts were riding up her crack.
wow


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: land_of_bo on Thursday, January 20, 2011, 12:34:57
When she was bent over doing her mime we were right behind her arse and them shorts were riding up her crack.

Did anyone suffer with the shorts of shame?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, January 20, 2011, 14:16:55
Can I add one from my perspective

Enrique Englasias (spelling!!)



Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: pumbaa on Thursday, January 20, 2011, 14:26:32
Sarah Jane mee

Get out, she's far too good for this thread.

Clare Nasir.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: adje on Thursday, January 20, 2011, 17:45:30
Biancaa


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: guy66 on Thursday, January 20, 2011, 19:48:32
BBC News' Business woman Stephanie Flanders....old but looks like a right old minx


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Nomoreheroes on Thursday, January 20, 2011, 19:53:50
Suzannah York


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: steptoe41 on Thursday, January 20, 2011, 19:55:17
Suzannah York

What now, or before she died?



Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: LucienSanchez on Thursday, January 20, 2011, 20:45:26
I don't know if i've nominated Kate Silverton before, but if not, i am now.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Nomoreheroes on Thursday, January 20, 2011, 21:01:12
What now, or before she died?


Depends how Frankie Boyle-esque you want the response!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Summerof69 on Thursday, January 20, 2011, 21:02:13
Julia Bradbury


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Huwwy on Thursday, January 20, 2011, 21:23:27
Julia Sawalha


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: steptoe41 on Thursday, January 20, 2011, 21:26:02
Nigella Lawson.

After a night banging her brains out, she could rustle up a fantastic full english...


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: LucienSanchez on Thursday, January 20, 2011, 21:35:21
Katy Wix


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, January 20, 2011, 22:33:31
Nigella is far too good for here, you are pretty much gay if you'd have to think twice about that one.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Thursday, January 20, 2011, 22:38:38
Aleks Krotoski


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Huwwy on Thursday, January 20, 2011, 23:50:16
That northern bird who does the voice over for the Tesco adverts. Never seen her face but would ram my cock in her mouth just to shut her whiney voice up. Every little helps!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Highland Robin on Friday, January 21, 2011, 08:28:19
Victoria Wood.....and all three weather girls on BBC Scotland, except they are all heavily pregnant at the moment - how strange...oh and Gaby Logan


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: pauld on Friday, January 21, 2011, 09:26:53
Clare Nasir.
Like a badly set blancmange in a day-glo bikini:
[url width=468 height=624]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/07/21/article-1296669-0A7F700B000005DC-909_468x624.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bewster on Friday, January 21, 2011, 09:36:39
That northern bird who does the voice over for the Tesco adverts. Never seen her face but would ram my cock in her mouth just to shut her whiney voice up. Every little helps!

Isn't that Jane Horrocks ??


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: pumbaa on Friday, January 21, 2011, 13:28:26
Like a badly set blancmange in a day-glo bikini:
[url width=468 height=624]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/07/21/article-1296669-0A7F700B000005DC-909_468x624.jpg[/url]

Quote of the day, by far.

I much prefer the new, improved, Mk2 go-faster version though.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1346005/Clare-Nasir-showcases-slimline-figure-gold-bikini.html

Which now probably means she doesn't qualify for this thread.....


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: nochee on Friday, January 21, 2011, 15:13:55

Quote of the day, by far.

I much prefer the new, improved, Mk2 go-faster version though.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1346005/Clare-Nasir-showcases-slimline-figure-gold-bikini.html

Which now probably means she doesn't qualify for this thread.....
[/quote]
Size 6 my arse!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: LJ9 on Friday, January 21, 2011, 15:21:15
That northern bird who does the voice over for the Tesco adverts. Never seen her face but would ram my cock in her mouth just to shut her whiney voice up. Every little helps!

Think it's Jane Horrocks. Famous for her role as "Little Voice"


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arch Stanton on Friday, January 21, 2011, 17:10:05
Not sure if she's appeared on the thread yet, If not, pure madness..... she's goooorgeous...

A bit of Pauline Calf anyone?

[url width=325 height=419]http://i373.photobucket.com/albums/oo177/archstanton1973/p5.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: stfcinbmth on Friday, January 21, 2011, 18:57:37
Probably been mentioned, but Victoria Beckham


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, January 21, 2011, 19:09:57
Not sure if she's appeared on the thread yet, If not, pure madness..... she's goooorgeous...

A bit of Pauline Calf anyone?

[url width=325 height=419]http://i373.photobucket.com/albums/oo177/archstanton1973/p5.jpg[/url]

best yet!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Huwwy on Friday, January 21, 2011, 22:16:07
best yet!
Fuckin hell! Why not put Rose West down you sick bastard! :no:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: suttonred on Friday, January 21, 2011, 22:21:39
best yet!

I recently downloaded the Paul Calf video diary on itunes, quality.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bewster on Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 08:54:00
Sian Massey   :wink:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Red Frog on Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 09:06:57
Victoria Wood.....and all three weather girls on BBC Scotland, except they are all heavily pregnant at the moment - how strange...oh and Gaby Logan

Um, aren't you a man of the cloth? Or has the boss become a bit more liberal about unhealthy thoughts these days?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bewster on Tuesday, February 1, 2011, 14:32:33
ClassyIpswichLass ??

http://www.twtd.co.uk/profile.php?id=6905


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Barry Scott on Tuesday, February 1, 2011, 16:12:26
Not sure she's completely eligible for this thread, but if Gaby Logan is, Jasmine Harman of A Place in the Sun fame must be.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, February 1, 2011, 16:57:00
Not sure she's completely eligible for this thread, but if Gaby Logan is, Jasmine Harman of A Place in the Sun fame must be.

Fucking smash!! She has no place in this thread. There should be another thread called "FIT BIRDS"


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Saxondale on Tuesday, February 1, 2011, 17:19:45
Fucking smash!! She has no place in this thread. There should be another thread called "FIT BIRDS"

To be honest neither has gabby logan.  The only reason not too with her is her husband will beat crap out of you.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, February 1, 2011, 17:30:07
Just offer him a cheeky wank before you fuck her. Works every time :D


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Saxondale on Tuesday, February 1, 2011, 19:23:43
Probably does, he's a rugby player after all.  All that dubious male bonding.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Friday, March 18, 2011, 14:37:56
alice plunkett


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DMR on Friday, March 18, 2011, 15:00:06
Nothing 'shouldn't' about Plunkett, bet she'd have a right old bounce on it as well


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Flashheart on Sunday, March 20, 2011, 09:52:47
What disturbed minds you have.

She is just oozing "shouldn't"


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Sunday, March 20, 2011, 14:50:56
My best friend...and no I am not posting any pictures :toocool:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, March 23, 2011, 13:39:38
[url width=640 height=873]http://i.imgur.com/tixoy.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Saxondale on Wednesday, March 23, 2011, 13:47:34
You really shouldn't do her now.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: tans on Wednesday, March 23, 2011, 13:51:30
Wacko jacko was


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: mrverve on Sunday, April 3, 2011, 22:41:12
One or two of the girl members of the westboro baptist church. With a bit of make up, they'd look hot. I feel so ashamed.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: guy66 on Sunday, April 3, 2011, 23:02:51
One or two of the girl members of the westboro baptist church. With a bit of make up, they'd look hot. I feel so ashamed.
PMSL>>>>You will not go to heaven with those sinful thoughts!!! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, April 4, 2011, 16:42:55
The bowel cancer adverts on the phoneboxes in ferndale having the word poo in them, instead of faeces or excrement


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Monday, April 4, 2011, 16:57:02
Um, what?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, April 4, 2011, 17:00:12
hahahahah


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, April 4, 2011, 17:53:09
I'm guessing wrong thread.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, April 4, 2011, 17:54:00
The bowel cancer adverts on the phoneboxes in ferndale having the word poo in them, instead of faeces or excrement
saved for posterity.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, April 4, 2011, 17:54:35
I'm guessing wrong thread.

Bingoooo. Not with it today


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, April 4, 2011, 18:08:55
The turds you would....


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Knig on Sunday, July 17, 2011, 22:17:25
karen brady


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Benzel on Sunday, July 17, 2011, 22:24:54
Gabby Logan.... I'm just scared of her nose.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Sunday, July 17, 2011, 22:28:29
Gabby Logan.... I'm just scared of her nose.
Depends where she puts it.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Eric Sabins Barn Door on Sunday, July 17, 2011, 22:30:38
Venus Williams


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Sunday, July 17, 2011, 22:33:04
Venus Williams
Oh fucking do one. thats got a dick hanging down to its knees. You desperate saddo.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: herthab on Sunday, July 17, 2011, 22:33:21
karen brady

Couldn't. Fucking horrible, poisonous bitch. Face like a slapped arse and her figure is best described as dumpy.

Her old man's a cunt too...


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Benzel on Sunday, July 17, 2011, 22:36:26
Oh fucking do one. thats got a dick hanging down to its knees. You desperate saddo.
Serena would get it.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Sunday, July 17, 2011, 22:37:38
Serena would get it.
Never shag a woman who has a bigger dick than you


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Benzel on Sunday, July 17, 2011, 22:39:13
Never shag a woman who has a bigger dick than you
Good job I'm hung like a horse then!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: SuggWillSugg MBE on Sunday, July 17, 2011, 22:42:48
karen brady

I'd rather fuck Nick.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Wednesday, July 20, 2011, 10:33:30
Louise Mensch


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Summerof69 on Wednesday, July 20, 2011, 10:41:53
Imogen Lloyd Webber


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: herthab on Wednesday, July 20, 2011, 10:45:55
Andrew Lloyd Webber

That's just sick and twisted.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bewster on Wednesday, July 20, 2011, 11:00:23
Dr Alice Roberts


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Power to people on Wednesday, July 20, 2011, 11:56:23
Milly on Sky Sports News


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Chubbs on Wednesday, July 20, 2011, 12:02:19
martha wainwright


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ginginho on Wednesday, July 20, 2011, 12:07:43
Milly on Sky Sports News

Why shouldn't you? She's gawjus!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: london_red on Wednesday, July 20, 2011, 12:09:56
martha wainwright

seconded


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Melksham Red on Wednesday, July 20, 2011, 12:20:51
Staying in the spirit of the thread which a lot of you appear to have mis-understood given your answers. I really, really shouldn't but there's always been something about Kelly Osbourne that makes me want to smash her shitter in.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: herthab on Wednesday, July 20, 2011, 12:34:04
Madge Bishop.




Harold could watch.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Chubbs on Wednesday, July 20, 2011, 12:40:00
Staying in the spirit of the thread which a lot of you appear to have mis-understood given your answers. I really, really shouldn't but there's always been something about Kelly Osbourne that makes me want to smash her shitter in.
ditto


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: leefer on Wednesday, July 20, 2011, 12:44:02
Madge Bishop.




Harold could watch.

Didn't he once try to murder her in an episode titled...Bashing The Bishop :D


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: herthab on Wednesday, July 20, 2011, 12:45:26
Didn't he once try to murder her in an episode titled...Bashing The Bishop :D

haha, must've missed that one. On a neighbours theme, I'd do Susan Kennedy as well.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DMR on Wednesday, July 20, 2011, 12:54:38
Tracy Emin.

Like a rat up a drainpipe.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Chubbs on Wednesday, July 20, 2011, 13:02:07
Tracy Emin.

Like a rat up a drainpipe.

fuck off.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bewster on Wednesday, July 20, 2011, 13:16:42
Like a rat up a drainpipe.

She does look like a rat thats been up a drain pipe


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, July 20, 2011, 16:38:57
Dr Alice Roberts

An interesting choice....doesn't quite do it for me, just seems to lack a dirty look.  Of Time Team women, I've always thought Brigid Gallagher would know what her fanny is for....

[url width=400 height=267]http://www.channel4.com/history/microsites/T/timeteam/images/2009/2009colworth-3.jpg[/url]

Costanza....discuss


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Gnasher on Wednesday, July 20, 2011, 16:48:30
Or a threesome with Alice Roberts and Miranda Krestovnikoff.

[url width=400 height=400]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_khnBA58ed2k/TF6Ejc88zFI/AAAAAAAAPtY/Zq5owHA8Hp4/s400/PDVD_048.JPG[/url]


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, July 20, 2011, 20:48:49
Or a threesome with Alice Roberts and Miranda Krestovnikoff.

[url width=400 height=400]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_khnBA58ed2k/TF6Ejc88zFI/AAAAAAAAPtY/Zq5owHA8Hp4/s400/PDVD_048.JPG[/url]

Yes to both them brainy babes. If i didn't put it in this thread ages ago i deffo thought about it


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Wednesday, July 20, 2011, 20:50:03
You lot have this thread all wrong. There's no point posting fit girls, that isn't what it is about... DMR has the right idea.

Tracy Emin is a fucking dog.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Costanza on Wednesday, July 20, 2011, 20:53:06
An interesting choice....doesn't quite do it for me, just seems to lack a dirty look.  Of Time Team women, I've always thought Brigid Gallagher would know what her fanny is for....

[url width=400 height=267]http://www.channel4.com/history/microsites/T/timeteam/images/2009/2009colworth-3.jpg[/url]

Costanza....discuss

Good call although I'm more of a fan of the fresh out of uni one-hit-wonders who are seen in the background :)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bewster on Thursday, July 21, 2011, 07:47:55
Or a threesome with Alice Roberts and Miranda Krestovnikoff.

ooooooooh I've just cum


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: wiggy on Thursday, July 21, 2011, 08:40:46
Just about anyone other than the new woman on Dragons Den


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Chubbs on Thursday, July 21, 2011, 08:44:07
Just about anyone other than the new woman on Dragons Den
the term woman being used in the loosest possible way.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Sippo on Thursday, July 21, 2011, 08:53:37
Super Nanny Jo Frost


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: wiggy on Thursday, July 21, 2011, 09:24:06
Super Nanny Jo Frost

Careful though, get it wrong and you'll be on the naughty step.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: mrverve on Thursday, July 21, 2011, 09:37:56
Careful though, get it wrong and you'll be on the naughty step.

She looks uncannily like the penguin from Batman Returns.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: phelpsieboy on Thursday, July 21, 2011, 09:38:33
Careful though, get it wrong and you'll be on the naughty step.

Oh I would put her on the naughty step ;) kinky bitch


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DMR on Thursday, July 21, 2011, 15:28:20
Rebecca Leighton (the bird who's been up to no good in that Salford hospital)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Grayson on Thursday, July 21, 2011, 15:32:26
Carol from Eastenders


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: wiggy on Thursday, July 21, 2011, 15:33:18
Rebecca Leighton (the bird who's been up to no good in that Salford hospital)

Noooo - steer clear of bunny boilers - they can come back to haunt you for a long time.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: LucienSanchez on Thursday, July 21, 2011, 15:34:09
Rebecca Leighton (the bird who's been up to no good in that Salford hospital)

Yep! i like her dangerous side...


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Summerof69 on Thursday, July 21, 2011, 15:40:37
Eliza Doolittle. I'd certainly do a bit more than a little with her !!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DMR on Thursday, July 21, 2011, 16:02:10
Noooo - steer clear of bunny boilers - they can come back to haunt you for a long time.

Bet she'd milk it dry though


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: LucienSanchez on Thursday, July 21, 2011, 16:39:46
Eliza Doolittle. I'd certainly do a bit more than a little with her !!

She's hot though, so misplaced...


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Gnasher on Thursday, July 21, 2011, 16:58:10
Rebecca Leighton (the bird who's been up to no good in that Salford hospital)

I heard she's a bit of a drip


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Doore on Thursday, July 21, 2011, 18:30:04
Caroline Quentin. 


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Thursday, July 21, 2011, 18:43:09
Wendi Deng


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Coca Fola on Thursday, July 21, 2011, 18:45:50
Anne Widdecombe.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, July 21, 2011, 18:47:57
laura marling


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Nemo on Thursday, July 21, 2011, 18:49:34
laura marling

Christ, if she's a shouldn't then I need a few pages of this thread.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Thursday, July 21, 2011, 21:01:33
Anne Widdecombe.

She's outta your league lad


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jutty274 on Thursday, July 21, 2011, 22:49:44
Brandi Schulz from storage wars on the history channel.

[url width=195 height=260]http://sharetv.org/images/storage_wars/cast/large/brandi_schulz.jpg[/url]



Danielle Colby Cushman from American pickers
[url width=460 height=250]http://www.history.com/images/shows/bios/american-pickers/american-pickers-danielle-cushman.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bewster on Monday, July 25, 2011, 08:02:49
http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/blog/article/224694/costumed-super-fan-descends-on-movie-convention.html

Princess Leia.............gold bikini............


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Monday, July 25, 2011, 11:57:30
Amy Winehouse.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Saxondale on Monday, July 25, 2011, 13:45:08
You really shouldn't now.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: adje on Friday, July 29, 2011, 20:00:47
The druggy off Eastenders


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: marvinTPA on Friday, July 29, 2011, 20:06:57
the 1st girl from human centipede ............oh ok and the 2nd


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: marvinTPA on Friday, July 29, 2011, 21:44:19
ive just found a owls nest


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Sippo on Friday, August 10, 2012, 22:00:01
Think this thread needs a bump.

The welsh/Italian michaela Chiappa woman on ch4.



Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Barry Scott on Friday, August 10, 2012, 22:03:00
Think this thread needs a bump.

The welsh/Italian michaela Chiappa woman on ch4.



Would but shouldn't Sippo? She's, would and really should, no?! Pretty, sexy, great accent, what's not to like?! 8)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Sippo on Friday, August 10, 2012, 22:06:00
Only shouldn't cos the wife would cut my balls off!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Barry Scott on Friday, August 10, 2012, 22:07:27
Ah, I see!  :zipped:

I'm sure I'd have mentioned her before in this thread, but for the sake of the much needed bump, I will mention her again, Mariella Frostrup. She'd get some.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Baggins on Friday, August 10, 2012, 22:20:22
I don't think I will be the first to say this on this thread, but Sarah Beeney.  I think I would happily die for ten minutes with those.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, August 10, 2012, 22:26:35
I don't think I will be the first to say this on this thread, but Sarah Beeney.  I think I would happily die for ten minutes with those.
our very own king of tonga has been there already. you don't want his sloppy seconds.

[url width=470 height=265]http://www.techchee.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/xd1.jpg[/url]
[url width=650 height=580]http://www.handball.no/local_showimage.asp?field=32605[/url]
kari aalvik grimsb


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Baggins on Friday, August 10, 2012, 22:29:55
our very own king of tonga has been there already. you don't want his sloppy seconds.

[url width=470 height=265]http://www.techchee.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/xd1.jpg[/url]
[url width=650 height=580]http://www.handball.no/local_showimage.asp?field=32605[/url]
kari aalvik grimsb

I don't know KOT.  I'll mop up...


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 11:16:05
A highly topical bump for Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Flashheart on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 11:18:19
That Argy bird is making herself look a bit of a tool of the Falklands thing. Her motive is so transparent.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 11:23:08
This comment got me:



JohnBEllis 2 hours ago−

Deliciously droll to be lectured on the iniquity of colonialism by a woman with Spanish forenames and a Germanic family name who lives in South America ...


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: fatbasher on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 11:38:54
Brandi Schulz from storage wars on the history channel.

[url width=195 height=260]http://sharetv.org/images/storage_wars/cast/large/brandi_schulz.jpg[/url]



Danielle Colby Cushman from American pickers
[url width=460 height=250]http://www.history.com/images/shows/bios/american-pickers/american-pickers-danielle-cushman.jpg[/url]

I love Storage Wars. Brandi needs it up the arse dry to stop her nasel whining. Poor Jarrod, he needs to ditch her.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DMR on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 11:47:51
Does anyone watch that Hardcore Pawn on Bio?

The daughter of the owner, Ashley... she's a fat repugnant pig, but I would absolutely love to bang her.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Abrahammer on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 11:52:12
The missues had Corrie on last night while i was playing FM but some tubby bird lying in a hospital bed caught my attention as she looked like a fun ride.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: LucienSanchez on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 12:03:18
Sharon Horgan


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 12:11:29
Sharon Horgan

Nah, she's fit!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Batch on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 12:50:07
That Argy bird is making herself look a bit of a tool of the Falklands thing. Her motive is so transparent.

Definitely bordering on GILD status, along with Nigella obviously.

She just needs to be told we already " "negotiate(d) a solution" to the problem in 1982.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: kerry red on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 15:15:13
June Whitfield


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Abrahammer on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 15:19:53
 :yikes:

At least you stuck to the title of the thread


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: kerry red on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 15:35:44
The only thing you'd find up there is a dust - but  . . . .


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: supermarioTV on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 15:38:44
Thora Hird


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bewster on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 15:49:44
Darcey Bussell


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: kerry red on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 15:59:20
Hattie Jacques


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ardiles on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 16:03:49
Hattie Jacques

If she wasn't dead, you might have had some luck there.  There was a biographical drama on TV about here a while back.  By all accounts, she had a voracious sexual appetite.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: kerry red on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 16:11:32
Ooooh Matron! No!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bewster on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 16:22:58
who is the other bird in the Carry On films, not Hattie or Babs but the other one ?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Flashheart on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 16:24:42
Joan Sims


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bewster on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 16:36:47
Joan Sims

Thats the one.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 17:10:50
Thats the one.

You could be the first TEF necrophiliac....although on second thoughts, I'm sure there must be others.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: guy66 on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 19:41:12
The posh totty from the Late Rooms advert


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 19:53:00
The posh totty from the Late Rooms advert

Do you mean this bird from the Secret Escapes ad?

[url width=510 height=305]http://www.eyefortravel.com/sites/default/files/secret%20escapes.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Leggett on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 19:55:23
this thread needs pictures!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: SuggWillSugg MBE on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 20:00:19
Do you mean this bird from the Secret Escapes ad?

[url width=510 height=305]http://www.eyefortravel.com/sites/default/files/secret%20escapes.jpg[/url]

I see no reason whatsoever why she is a "Shouldn't"


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 20:01:04
Do you mean this bird from the Secret Escapes ad?

[url width=510 height=305]http://www.eyefortravel.com/sites/default/files/secret%20escapes.jpg[/url]
who is she?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Flashheart on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 20:01:15
I see no reason whatsoever why she is a "Shouldn't"

I concur


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: kerry red on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 20:04:28
Ann Widdecombe must have some hidden charms


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 20:04:51
 I'm only trying to help....
 
 Having watched a couple of festive University Challenges, and on the subject of posh totty, I mentioned it elsewhere, but it should be on this thread....Rachel Johnson, Boris's sis would get it.

[url width=460 height=276]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Observer/Pix/pictures/2012/11/7/1352288301002/rachel-johnson-008.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Flashheart on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 20:05:27
I do not concur


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Honkytonk on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 20:12:45
I'm only trying to help....
 
 Having watched a couple of festive University Challenges, and on the subject of posh totty, I mentioned it elsewhere, but it should be on this thread....Rachel Johnson, Boris's sis would get it.

[url width=460 height=276]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Observer/Pix/pictures/2012/11/7/1352288301002/rachel-johnson-008.jpg[/url]

When her hair flops back and forth, you'll just be reminded of Bozza. Terrifying.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 20:14:25
When her hair flops back and forth, you'll just be reminded of Bozza. Terrifying.

Which is of course, why you shouldn't.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 20:14:52
Looks like a tranny


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Dozno9 on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 20:40:42
Square jaws on women don't really do it for me.



Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 20:43:04
Clare Balding


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Flashheart on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 20:45:22
Clare Balding

Oooh, good one.

While I probably shouldn't I possibly would because she has a sense of humour (putting aside the horsey stuff)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 20:48:15
Oooh, good one.

While I probably shouldn't I possibly would because she has a sense of humour (putting aside the horsey stuff)

Clare is a lezzer...which probably means shouldn't becomes...no chance.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Flashheart on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 20:49:28
Clare is a lezzer...which probably means shouldn't becomes...no chance.

Just makes it all the more intriguing reg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Honkytonk on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 20:50:31
Tulisa from N-Dubz/X-got's talent-factor/that badly focused tape from last year.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 20:51:43
Kristen Schaal


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 20:53:27
Edie Falco


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Barry Scott on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 20:54:52
Tulisa from N-Dubz/X-got's talent-factor/that badly focused tape from last year.

I'm sure some would disagree, but she's vile. Totally apt for this thread.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: THE FLASH on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 20:56:34
Boris sister......No!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 20:56:57
I have no shame in saying that I'd have a go on Tulisa with absolutely no persuasion needed.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Batch on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 20:57:44
I'm sure some would disagree, but she's vile. Totally apt for this thread.

Nope, thick as shit chav scum, can't stand her. Mind you Cheryl Cole doesn't do it for me either, if only she was mute....


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Barry Scott on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 21:00:54
Mind you Cheryl Cole doesn't do it for me either, if only she was mute....

[url width=408 height=225]http://i.imgur.com/miKMP.gif[/url]

I can't imagine many circumstances where I would tell her to sling her hook.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Flashheart on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 21:01:01
I have no shame in saying that I'd have a go on Tulisa with absolutely no persuasion needed.

Just don't expect much from a BJ though


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: SuggWillSugg MBE on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 21:25:20
[url width=408 height=225]http://i.imgur.com/miKMP.gif[/url]



I could watch that for hours.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Nomoreheroes on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 21:27:33

I could watch that for hours.
I have! (Especially imagining what she mouths 'OK' to !)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Abrahammer on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 22:16:15
Edie Falco

The definition of a A+ grade MILF when in The Sopranos.

Why the fuck Cheryl Cole is even mentioned on this thread is beyond me


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Barry Scott on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 22:17:18

I could watch that for hours.

:nod: There's something amazing about that gif.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Flashheart on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 22:17:22

Why the fuck Cheryl Cole is even mentioned on this thread is beyond me

That image is welcome in any thread


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Honkytonk on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 22:21:17
Interestingly Cheryl Cole and Tulisa are interrelated as they're both people who would have to be muted for any form of enjoyment to occur.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Batch on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 22:29:39
Why the fuck Cheryl Cole is even mentioned on this thread is beyond me

She was a contender for the Birds I should..but really wouldn't thread.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 22:47:48
Watching this 50 Greatest Plastic Surgery... thingy - Jodie Marsh, not looking too awful.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DMR on Thursday, January 3, 2013, 23:13:08
She was a contender for the Birds I should..but really wouldn't thread.

Whoever volunteered her in that context is without question a fucking bender. That it is an absolute fact.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Batch on Friday, January 4, 2013, 08:00:30
Whoever volunteered her in that context is without question a fucking bender. That it is an absolute fact.

See you later big boy xx


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: fittons_coaching_badge on Friday, January 4, 2013, 08:02:56
Who fancies a bit of the chunky one from steps who went into the bb house last night?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Leggett on Friday, January 4, 2013, 08:33:09
Cheryl Cole and Tulisa don't really belong in this thread... they're not exactly classy, but 90% would jump at the chance. Jodie Marsh, however, should have permanent residence in this thread. no doubt it'd be like chucking a hotdog down a hallway but she'd be a giggle (if she kept her mouth shut and isn't still in that bodybuilding phase...)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Friday, January 4, 2013, 11:35:33
Who fancies a bit of the chunky one from steps who went into the bb house last night?

Much prefer her now to her Steps days. I seem to remember she has a massive gob as well.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Leggett on Friday, January 4, 2013, 11:39:02
she does indeed.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: LucienSanchez on Friday, January 4, 2013, 12:10:49
On the subject of CBB, I assume its alright to ogle Tricia Penrose's funbags? Glorious.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: kerry red on Friday, January 4, 2013, 12:29:00
Kirsty Allsopp could do with a bit of trouser trout


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: dporter on Friday, January 4, 2013, 12:37:51
Kirsty Allsopp could do with a bit of trouser trout

Another one who should keep her mouth shut!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: mgstfc43 on Friday, January 4, 2013, 13:11:14
Susanna Reid from BBC Breakfast News.....

Perhaps it's that early morning thing...!!!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Friday, January 4, 2013, 13:22:38
Susanna Reid from BBC Breakfast News.....

Perhaps it's that early morning thing...!!!
she is lovely. Not one for this thread.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: hobodan on Friday, January 4, 2013, 15:43:18
Eastenders - Tanya's mum, Cora.  I know it's wrong, but she is a Gilf in my book


Title: Re: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: tans on Friday, January 4, 2013, 16:08:28
Ill raise you with Roxy Mitchells old dear a couple of years back.

Glenys Barber.

Now that is a gran who i would boff


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: guy66 on Friday, January 4, 2013, 16:12:27
Susanna Reid from BBC Breakfast News.....

Perhaps it's that early morning thing...!!!

Quality, good call


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jonny72 on Friday, January 4, 2013, 18:21:45
Does Miranda count as a bird you shouldn't?

I would.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, January 4, 2013, 18:40:47
Does Miranda count as a bird you shouldn't?

I would.

I can't believe you have to ask. Of course.

More like a man than a bird though.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Friday, January 4, 2013, 18:48:28
I can't believe you have to ask. Of course.

More like a man than a bird though.

more of a Herman Munster


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ardiles on Friday, January 4, 2013, 18:51:09
More like a man than a bird though.

[Looks at camera]

Cheeky!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: THE FLASH on Friday, January 4, 2013, 19:03:42
[Looks at camera]

Cheeky!

Tranny.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: dell returns on Friday, January 4, 2013, 19:07:25
The air hostess a couple of doors away :nod:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: pumbaa on Friday, January 4, 2013, 20:14:19
Susanna Reid from BBC Breakfast News.....

Perhaps it's that early morning thing...!!!

Get the fuck out. Way to classy for this thread.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Mother Brown on Friday, January 4, 2013, 20:22:06
Dobby :hmmm:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Batch on Friday, January 4, 2013, 20:24:07
Dobby :hmmm:

Peep Show? Yes....


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Flashheart on Friday, January 4, 2013, 20:25:48
Dobby without a doubt yes


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Red Frog on Friday, January 4, 2013, 20:27:30
Peep Show? Yes....

Harry Potter? No.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Flashheart on Friday, January 4, 2013, 20:30:44
If you were banging Dobby she'd help you make model spitfires and hurricanes. That's lots of plus points


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: leefer on Friday, January 4, 2013, 20:31:40
If you were banging Dobby she'd help you make model spitfires and hurricanes. That's lots of plus points

Not forgetting the Fokka ;)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Flashheart on Friday, January 4, 2013, 20:32:05
Exactly


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Mother Brown on Friday, January 4, 2013, 20:53:13
Lois Griffin . . .totally wrong i know but ho hum.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Barry Scott on Friday, January 4, 2013, 20:59:01
Ann Robinson. I kind of think I would. As long as she's descaled and pre-lubed.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Leggett on Friday, January 4, 2013, 23:30:15
Lois Griffin . . .totally wrong i know but ho hum.
Get the fuck out of this thread, she's a nailed-on yes, any day of the week. (for a cartoon)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Batch on Friday, January 4, 2013, 23:32:38
Get the fuck out of this thread, she's a nailed-on yes, any day of the week. (for a cartoon)

And Wilma too. But Betty belongs here.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Nomoreheroes on Friday, January 4, 2013, 23:36:18
Get the fuck out of this thread, she's a nailed-on yes, any day of the week. (for a cartoon)

Made this discovery when I tried to find out who she was (I don't watch cartoons):

Family Guy's, Lois, with her tits out. (http://www.laregion.es/imagenes/galeria/782_85b.jpg)

Edited by Barry, not sure it's safe for work and it does jump out a bit! :)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: TheMajorSTFC on Saturday, January 5, 2013, 01:59:40
Audrey Roberts from Corrie...really shouldn't though!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Leggett on Thursday, January 10, 2013, 17:39:40
Dani Harmer. she shouldn't really be on this list, but A. she's got really short arms, and B. she's been on tv since she was young, and it just seems kinda wrong to think she's cute.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Leggett on Thursday, January 10, 2013, 18:05:32
another one, Adele. never saw much in her until my Mrs got her Albert Hall DVD, she's made up to the nines in it, and looks stunning. (until she opens her mouth) plus I reckon she'd be a giggle, a voice like that means she's got to be filthy.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: kerry red on Thursday, January 10, 2013, 18:41:22
Felicity Kendall


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Saxondale on Thursday, January 10, 2013, 18:48:46
I agree.  Felicity Kendal is sweetly pretty and I want to protect her.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: fatbasher on Thursday, January 10, 2013, 18:52:17
Felicity Kendall

Concur


Title: Re: Re: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: herthab on Thursday, January 10, 2013, 18:52:38
I agree.  Felicity Kendal is sweetly pretty and I want to protect her.
No, you want to jizz all over her face after doing her up the wrong un.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Saxondale on Thursday, January 10, 2013, 18:54:46
Well yes, but it was a quote from the young ones.  They couldnt get away with saying your version.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Sunday, January 13, 2013, 09:57:09
Ruth Jones


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bewster on Sunday, January 13, 2013, 10:00:09
Victoria Coren


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Flashheart on Sunday, January 13, 2013, 10:06:47
Victoria Coren

I most definitely would.

She's smart, witty and she could give me some poker coaching.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Samdy Gray on Sunday, January 13, 2013, 10:11:56
I couldn't do it knowing that David Mitchell has been there first.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, January 13, 2013, 15:52:45
I most definitely would.

She's smart, witty and she could give me some poker coaching.

Absolutely, I bet she'd give as good as she got in bed too.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Mother Brown on Sunday, January 13, 2013, 20:54:48
Diane Louise Jordan. . after a few snakebites..maybe not.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: slinky on Sunday, January 13, 2013, 20:57:33
This thread needs more pictures. I suggest if you put a name forward you add a picture.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: slinky on Sunday, January 13, 2013, 20:58:27
Diane Louise Jordan. . after a few snakebites..maybe not.

Did she used to be a Blue Peter presenter? If so I would.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Mother Brown on Sunday, January 13, 2013, 21:03:51
Did she used to be a Blue Peter presenter? If so I would.
Does the god slot on radio 2 nowadays.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: slinky on Sunday, January 13, 2013, 21:08:19
Does the god slot on radio 2 nowadays.

Still would!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Mother Brown on Sunday, January 13, 2013, 21:14:30
This thread needs more pictures. I suggest if you put a name forward you add a picture.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: GoSWINDON on Sunday, January 13, 2013, 21:19:09
   Watching BB  , Gillian Taylforth ? Yep .Some other random woman called Tricia Penrose ? Yes . Claire Richards from steps? go lose some weight and lets talk


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Abrahammer on Sunday, January 13, 2013, 21:29:02
Penrose was a right corker in her youth, imagine she still has a cracking rack now and would still be a great ride


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: GoSWINDON on Sunday, January 13, 2013, 21:34:24
I prefer her to the young "model"  lacey , rough as fuck


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Chubbs on Thursday, January 17, 2013, 21:41:11
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2263866/Eyebrows-raised-Princess-Eugenie-drives-stop-sign-royal-visit--revealed-police-waved-through.html

Princesses Eugiene and Beatrice (4th pic down especially)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Dostoyevsky on Thursday, January 17, 2013, 21:47:10
Enid Blyton


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Friday, January 18, 2013, 09:49:46
I'd still do Jane Leeves.
[url width=400 height=602]http://images.starpulse.com/news/bloggers/8/blog_images/jane-leeves-2.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, January 18, 2013, 09:59:00
Oprah Winfrey

[url width=306 height=464]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/11/20/article-0-0E37DCFD00000578-326_306x464.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: BruceChatwin on Friday, January 18, 2013, 10:44:27
This is a little bit off topic, but I totally would zoey bartlet in West Wing.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/24/Zoey_Bartlet.jpg

Totally wouldn't Peggy Olsen in Mad Men.

[url width=411 height=623]http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Elizabeth-Moss2.jpg[/url]

 :hmmm: What the hell happened in the intervening years?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Flashheart on Friday, January 18, 2013, 10:47:17
That's fuckin' terrifying.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Peter Venkman on Friday, January 18, 2013, 11:12:19
Enid Blyton
Yeah but whodunnit first :D


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Friday, January 18, 2013, 11:29:00
Yeah but whodunnit first :D

she doesn't need a man, she has a rabbit


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: nevillew on Friday, January 18, 2013, 11:32:12
she doesn't need a man, she has a rabbit

Did she borrow Beatrix Potter's?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jutty274 on Friday, January 18, 2013, 14:48:43
This is a little bit off topic, but I totally would zoey bartlet in West Wing.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/24/Zoey_Bartlet.jpg

Totally wouldn't Peggy Olsen in Mad Men.

[url width=411 height=623]http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Elizabeth-Moss2.jpg[/url]

 :hmmm: What the hell happened in the intervening years?

Married life probably


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bewster on Sunday, January 27, 2013, 18:59:01
Aung Suu Kyi?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Sunday, January 27, 2013, 19:19:10
Just seen Anthea Turner on the tellie. Wouldn't say no


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Barry Scott on Sunday, January 27, 2013, 22:13:41
Just seen Anthea Turner on the tellie. Wouldn't say no

I've always found something a bit asexual about Anthea. I can see she has the right ingredients, but there's something missing. I don't know why, but I think she's like Noel Edmonds with tits.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Coca Fola on Monday, January 28, 2013, 00:32:14
Linda Barker. Over double my age but fair play!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, January 28, 2013, 14:53:19
I'd give Cristina Fernndez de Kirchner a lively hate fuck.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: wiggy on Wednesday, February 13, 2013, 20:02:54
Alex Polizzi


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Barry Scott on Wednesday, February 13, 2013, 20:58:51
Alex Polizzi

Fucking yes. She's why I used to avidly watch The Hotel Inspector. :)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: slinky on Wednesday, February 13, 2013, 23:44:53
Fucking yes. She's why I used to avidly watch The Hotel Inspector. :)

 :dito:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: fatbasher on Thursday, February 14, 2013, 00:02:59
I think you'll find she' about to drop one so either you've already done the deed you norty fucker or someone's beaten you to it....


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: kerry red on Thursday, February 14, 2013, 05:44:42
That ginger bird who's in the bath advertising Victoria Plumb.

Dawn French anyone?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Sunday, March 24, 2013, 23:26:41
Liza tarbuck


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Flashheart on Wednesday, March 27, 2013, 11:10:56
Amanda Knox


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: LucienSanchez on Wednesday, March 27, 2013, 11:13:55
I fucking love Amanda Knox... she's pretty fit, and dangerous to boot - what's not to like?!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, March 27, 2013, 11:14:30
Getting your throat slit (allegedly)?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DMR on Wednesday, March 27, 2013, 11:16:39
It would be a mad drill beforehand though. Bet she would have a right good bounce on it.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bewster on Wednesday, March 27, 2013, 11:40:45
Sheila Hancock


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, March 27, 2013, 18:06:04
Knox is fit.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Flashheart on Wednesday, March 27, 2013, 18:13:54
It's only really the possibility of actually dying that puts her in the 'really shouldn't' category!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, March 27, 2013, 18:20:19
Reckon i'd risk it


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: wiggy on Wednesday, March 27, 2013, 19:34:53
Sheila Hancock


Nooooo! I am not a fussy bloke by any standards, but that is just plain wrong.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, March 27, 2013, 22:42:51
Sue barker


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: BruceChatwin on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 18:49:19
Does old-age Princess Leia still count as Princess Leia and if so would it be worth it?

[url width=300 height=450]http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/mc/sorority_row_2_030909/carrie_fisher_2560759.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 19:38:29
Patsy Palmer


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: suttonred on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 19:43:44
Does old-age Princess Leia still count as Princess Leia and if so would it be worth it?

[url width=300 height=450]http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/mc/sorority_row_2_030909/carrie_fisher_2560759.jpg[/url]


I'll pass, she's quite obviously indicating what girth she expects.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: wiggy on Thursday, March 28, 2013, 20:01:27
I'll pass, she's quite obviously indicating what girth she expects.

I'm in then! And Patsy Palmer, oh my goodness yes.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, March 29, 2013, 11:18:50
Another yes for Patsy from me.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Batch on Friday, March 29, 2013, 12:40:20
Patsy Palmer? Freaks. She'd be in the "birds I wouldn't even with yours" thread, if such a thread existed.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Berniman on Friday, March 29, 2013, 19:47:50
I'm with Batch on that one!  :puke:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, March 29, 2013, 23:05:30
Patsy Palmer

I would tie the ginger birth to a chair and wank over her face


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Berniman on Friday, March 29, 2013, 23:31:05
I would tie the ginger birth to a chair and wank over her face

 :D


Title: Re: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Only Me on Sunday, March 31, 2013, 13:33:52
Suzie Dent from Countdown ::)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Batch on Sunday, March 31, 2013, 13:36:42
Suzie Dent from Countdown ::)

Why is she a "really shouldn't", she's more a rude not to!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Peter Venkman on Sunday, March 31, 2013, 13:38:58
Why is she a "really shouldn't", she's more a rude not to!
Damn right.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: sonicyouth on Sunday, March 31, 2013, 13:39:57
Why is she a "really shouldn't", she's more a rude not to!
throw Rachel Riley into the equation as well...


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Sunday, March 31, 2013, 13:43:19
throw Rachel Riley into the equation as well...
she is truly outstanding.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: adje on Sunday, March 31, 2013, 18:17:37
Amother "yes" for Biancaaaaaaaaaa


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Peter Gibbons on Sunday, March 31, 2013, 18:21:21
I dare say she has been mentioned somewhere in this thread, but how about Jessica Hynes (ne Stevenson)?


Title: Re: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: sonicyouth on Sunday, March 31, 2013, 18:58:48
Of course.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: woolster on Sunday, March 31, 2013, 19:03:18
Carol Jackson, Biancaaaa's mum would get it


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Flashheart on Sunday, March 31, 2013, 19:04:15
There's ginge and there's ginge

Bianca is not the right ginge


Title: Re: Re: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Only Me on Sunday, March 31, 2013, 19:06:21
throw Rachel Riley into the equation as well...
She is in a different league


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: nochee on Monday, April 1, 2013, 10:26:22
throw Rachel Riley into the equation as well...
She is Mrs material without a shadow of doubt


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: animalwilliams on Thursday, April 4, 2013, 13:26:53
Mad Tory MP Nadine Dorries, not bad looking considering that she must be nearly 60.   


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Peter Gibbons on Thursday, April 4, 2013, 17:54:51
Mad Tory MP Nadine Dorries, not bad looking considering that she must be nearly 60.   

Which one is she?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Tuesday, April 23, 2013, 18:58:04
Not sure if she has been mentioned but Kari Byron is super hot! A geek goddess :)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Flashheart on Friday, May 3, 2013, 18:41:36
Sarah Millican


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Mother Brown on Friday, May 3, 2013, 18:44:54
Sarah Millican
Didnt she do a duet with Nesbitt ?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bewster on Friday, May 3, 2013, 19:12:18
 Another vote for Bianca.

Bet she's got a minge like a run over fox.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: woolster on Friday, May 3, 2013, 19:32:56
Another vote for Bianca.

Bet she's got a minge like a run over fox.
:puke:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: fittons_coaching_badge on Friday, May 3, 2013, 20:46:58
Ex blue Peter presenter Konnie Huq anyone?

Or

The IPL presenter on itv4 who's name illudes me currently.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Honkytonk on Friday, May 3, 2013, 21:07:04
Ex blue Peter presenter Konnie Huq anyone?

Charlie Brooker's missus now. I vaguely recall her being pregnant. I suppose that's the really shouldn't part, but definitely would.


Title: Re: Re: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, May 3, 2013, 21:13:31
Ex blue Peter presenter Konnie Huq anyone?

Or

The IPL presenter on itv4 who's name illudes me currently.
nothing wrong whatsoever with Konnie Huq


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: red sheldon on Friday, May 3, 2013, 22:58:44
Another vote for Bianca.

Bet she's got a minge like a run over fox.

Its like that saying, once you've had ginge, you don't want no other minge!!!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: THE FLASH on Friday, May 3, 2013, 23:13:57
Mad Tory MP Nadine Dorries, not bad looking considering that she must be nearly 60.   

The dog can smell fish in that pic!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: horlock07 on Saturday, May 4, 2013, 07:30:30
Ex blue Peter presenter Konnie Huq anyone?

Or

The IPL presenter on itv4 who's name illudes me currently.

Isa Guha?  Unless you mean Matt Smith?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Peter Gibbons on Saturday, May 4, 2013, 08:26:52
Ex blue Peter presenter Konnie Huq anyone?

I'm seething about this.  Did you even read the brief?! :)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: BruceChatwin on Saturday, May 4, 2013, 08:43:44
The IPL presenter on itv4 who's name illudes me currently.

If you mean Shonali Nagrani then that's even more outrageous than Konnie Huq.

[url width=687 height=1024]http://i.bollywoodmantra.com/albums/candids/actresses/shonali-nagrani/shonali-nagrani___98426.JPG[/url]

If we're going to be abusing the rules, April from Parks and Recreation.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: nochee on Saturday, May 4, 2013, 08:49:00
If you mean Shonali Nagrani then that's even more outrageous than Konnie Huq.

[url width=687 height=1024]http://i.bollywoodmantra.com/albums/candids/actresses/shonali-nagrani/shonali-nagrani___98426.JPG[/url]

If we're going to be abusing the rules, April from Parks and Recreation.
I'd smash the granny out of that!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DMR on Saturday, May 4, 2013, 10:25:33
Bet she's got a minge like a run over fox.

Just laughed a mouthful of cereal all down my front, thanks for that


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: sonicyouth on Saturday, May 4, 2013, 10:53:17
Isa Guha?  Unless you mean Matt Smith?
Isa Guha is lovely too. Why are these names in this thread?

If we're going to be abusing the rules, April from Parks and Recreation.
This is just absurd.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: fatbasher on Saturday, May 4, 2013, 11:12:06
Not sure if she has been mentioned but Kari Byron is super hot! A geek goddess :)

Fuck me yes!, well metaphorically speaking. One of the main reason for watching Mythbusters. I knew there was a reason why I encouraged my son to like the programme, gives me an excuse to slobber and drool.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: adje on Saturday, May 4, 2013, 11:54:43
Oh ffs! Nelly Furtado then.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Peter Gibbons on Saturday, May 4, 2013, 11:56:16
Is he the one with the plasters on his face  :gay:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: carbonwhite on Saturday, May 4, 2013, 13:20:51
Katey Sagal  ;)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DMR on Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 08:18:39
Natascha Kampusch


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: wiggy on Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 09:10:42
Katey Sagal  ;)

Yep! And any excuse to google Christina Applgate, ger daughter in Married.....With Children is welcome.

(Applgate def doesn't belong in this thread though)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Thursday, May 16, 2013, 20:49:09
Natascha Kampusch

Massive shout.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: deltaincline on Thursday, May 16, 2013, 22:21:41
Gillian Tett - Financial Times assistant editor, appearing on QT as we speak. Deffo worth a portion.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: 4D on Thursday, May 16, 2013, 22:34:24
You watch question time Delta? I wouldn't assume that you were the political type  :)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bukkake Regiment on Thursday, May 16, 2013, 22:39:41
Jessie Ware.


Title: Re: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: otanswell on Friday, May 17, 2013, 00:27:13
The bird I met off this Badoo website, talked to her for an hour online then went round and gave her the ting tonight. Classy


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Drakes Way on Friday, May 17, 2013, 03:09:43
The bird I met off this Badoo website, talked to her for an hour online then went round and gave her the ting tonight. Classy

Hopefully you haven't ended up with a takeaway order of tiny livestock.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Leggett on Friday, May 17, 2013, 19:37:44
Pics or GTFO


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Honkytonk on Friday, May 17, 2013, 23:22:17
Hopefully you haven't ended up with a takeaway order of tiny livestock.

Pics or GTFO

This and this.


Title: Re: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: mystical_goat on Saturday, May 18, 2013, 07:21:02
The bird I met off this Badoo website, talked to her for an hour online then went round and gave her the ting tonight. Classy

Seriously? I looked at that app, seemed to be a bunch of frigid munters.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: tans on Saturday, May 18, 2013, 08:33:34
He hasnt said whether she said yes or not


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: mystical_goat on Saturday, May 18, 2013, 10:06:00
He hasnt said whether she said yes or not

I'm assuming that 'gave her the ting' means he laid her.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Honkytonk on Saturday, May 18, 2013, 10:08:36
I'm assuming that 'gave her the ting' means he laid her.

maybe he has a tiny bell he rings.


Title: Re: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: otanswell on Saturday, May 18, 2013, 11:36:13
soapy tit wank
Will post a pic when I'm indoors


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: deltaincline on Saturday, May 18, 2013, 22:29:06
You watch question time Delta? I wouldn't assume that you were the political type  :)

I'm not 'the political type'. I just watch QT to clock fit women in the audience and to laugh as the smug cunt politicians get owned by the smart-arsed intelectuals / comedians.

Best bit of terestrial telly on a Thursday night :-)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Sunday, May 19, 2013, 19:26:29
Fizz from corrie


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Peter Gibbons on Sunday, May 19, 2013, 19:44:34
[url width=451 height=368]http://www.shitmat.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/fizz.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bewster on Sunday, May 19, 2013, 20:19:41
Julia Bradbury


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Sunday, May 19, 2013, 20:21:04
[url width=451 height=368]http://www.shitmat.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/fizz.jpg[/url]

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Batch on Sunday, May 19, 2013, 20:24:13
Julia Bradbury

Not sure why she's a shouldn't?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bewster on Sunday, May 19, 2013, 20:33:07
Not sure why she's a shouldn't?

Unusual look, odd nose, mildy annoying.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Batch on Sunday, May 19, 2013, 20:41:06
Unusual look, odd nose, mildy annoying.

Fair enough, I would too though.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Peter Gibbons on Sunday, May 19, 2013, 20:42:53
[url width=400 height=398]http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/35467586.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, May 20, 2013, 05:49:54
Unusual look, odd nose, mildy annoying.

[url width=640 height=600]http://editorial.jpress.co.uk/web/Upload/SHEF/TH0_147201053Julia%20Bradbury(2)(4).jpg[/url]

I think you might be gay.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: fittons_coaching_badge on Monday, May 20, 2013, 07:29:31
I trust Adele had been discussed in this thread?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bewster on Monday, May 20, 2013, 07:50:22
I think you might be gay.

Hang on I said I would, not that I wouldn't - hence the title of the thread.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, May 20, 2013, 08:59:42
She should be in the 10/10, would bang thread. If there was one.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Honkytonk on Monday, May 20, 2013, 09:50:06
I trust Adele had been discussed in this thread?

I think she has somewhere.

I bet she's one who wakes the neighbours up...


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: horlock07 on Tuesday, September 10, 2013, 12:03:26
Sally Hitchenor


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: fittons_coaching_badge on Tuesday, September 10, 2013, 15:25:19
Vanessa Feltz anyone?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Gnasher on Tuesday, September 10, 2013, 15:39:00
Vanessa Feltz anyone?

Not even after 20 pints.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: horlock07 on Tuesday, September 10, 2013, 20:57:06
Vanessa Feltz anyone?

No, no and no!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Sir Pissalot on Tuesday, September 10, 2013, 20:59:22
Vanessa Feltz anyone?

It's a wind-up, right? She'd suck you in and blow you out in a bubble!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Mother Brown on Tuesday, September 10, 2013, 21:34:17
Helen Chamberlain.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Sir Pissalot on Tuesday, September 10, 2013, 21:36:57
Helen Chamberlain.

You'd never get her to stop talking.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Mother Brown on Tuesday, September 10, 2013, 21:43:52
You'd never get her to stop talking.
. . About TUFC.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Nemo on Tuesday, September 10, 2013, 22:08:20
Helen Chamberlain.

10 years ago she'd have been in the other thread. Many a pleasant Saturday morning with her and Soccer AM back when it was actually funny.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Nomoreheroes on Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 08:41:21
You'd never get her to stop talking.
I could think of one way.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DMR on Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 08:45:48
Katie Hopkins.

I'd do awful things to her.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 08:48:17
as long as those awful things involve a shovel, cable ties, a shallow grave and never having to hear of all the shite she spouts out to get attention, go for it. She's fucking ridiculous.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Nemo on Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 08:48:30
Katie Hopkins.

I'd do awful things to her.

Hopefully after telling her your name was Tyler


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ardiles on Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 08:57:35
Katie Hopkins.

I'd do awful things to her.

She would want one of your babies though.  She has babies with everyone these days.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DMR on Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 08:58:34
I could cope with that, she must have a few quid and it would mean I managed to hang on long enough to ejaculate in her and not on her.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 09:06:56
Really?

(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.parentdish.co.uk/media/2012/01/katie-hopkins.jpg)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DMR on Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 09:11:45
In a heartbeat.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DarloSTFC84 on Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 09:12:35
Maybe we should set up a 'Birds I wouldn't touch with yours' thread?.......


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 09:43:12
Yup, she's all DMRs.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Gnasher on Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 09:48:15
Really?

(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.parentdish.co.uk/media/2012/01/katie-hopkins.jpg)

(https://a4-images.myspacecdn.com/images03/22/2155c07878b6437cbeed87ed96e11e6d/full.jpg)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Red Frog on Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 10:01:06
What's the problem? I think they're perfectly suited to pair up and take themselves out of the game for the sake of the rest of humanity.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bewster on Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 10:15:29
Can you imagine how obnoxious the bastard love child of Hopkins and DMR would be though ?



Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Red Frog on Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 10:17:44
Can you imagine how obnoxious the bastard love child of Hopkins and DMR would be though ?

And the arguments over the choice of name...


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ardiles on Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 10:21:53
She has one of those faces where you can tell exactly what she will look like when she's 70.

I have no idea what DMR's face looks like.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bewster on Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 10:23:28
And the arguments over the choice of name...

Betting on horses would be fun - only backing horses with an upper class name


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: LucienSanchez on Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 11:50:08
For some reason, I'm quite fond of Catherine Southon from Bargain Hunt etc.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DMR on Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 12:02:49
Can you imagine how obnoxious the bastard love child of Hopkins and DMR would be though ?



Give it 18 yrs and your child will be able to tell you as he/she is washing my kid's car


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DarloSTFC84 on Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 12:05:07
Give it 18 yrs and your child will be able to tell you as he/she is washing my kid's car

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :clap:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bewster on Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 12:35:32
Give it 18 yrs and your child will be able to tell you as he/she is washing my kid's car

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Sir Pissalot on Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 12:48:18
For some reason, I'm quite fond of Catherine Southon from Bargain Hunt etc.

A bit posh, though. She would probably want to wear gloves before touching it.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Nemo on Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 14:54:48
DMR- knock yourself out - http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/5119149/katie-hopkins-on-why-posh-girls-love-to-strip.htm

(NSFW...or life in many cases)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DarloSTFC84 on Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 15:02:20
*shudder*


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Abrahammer on Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 16:29:06
Bit disappointed you need a login to view that, I not getting a Sun account.

The fact I felt that emotion is probably a bit worrying.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DarloSTFC84 on Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 16:32:54
Bit disappointed you need a login to view that, I not getting a Sun account.

The fact I felt that emotion is probably a bit worrying.

Google the headline, I did....wrong.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Nemo on Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 16:57:02
Bit disappointed you need a login to view that, I not getting a Sun account.

The fact I felt that emotion is probably a bit worrying.

I think you can see the headline without one, no? I can confirm that I definitely do not have a Sun account.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 17:51:42
I've been put right off my dinner now.. ugh.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, January 8, 2014, 23:28:10
The redhead with massive boobs off Geordie Shore. She looks fun.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Chubbs on Thursday, January 9, 2014, 15:25:44
The redhead with massive boobs off Geordie Shore. She looks fun.
dont pretend you dont watch it with the "i dont know her name" speil :-)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Leggett on Thursday, January 9, 2014, 16:57:49
Hand on heart, never seen an episode before!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jutty274 on Friday, January 10, 2014, 21:33:19
I don't know if it has been said before but Susie Dent from countdown


Title: Re: Re: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Batch on Friday, January 10, 2014, 22:00:39
I don't know if it has been said before but Susie Dent from countdown
I think it has. But it's worth saying twice.

Not sure she is a shouldn't though.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DMR on Friday, January 10, 2014, 22:02:46
I think it has. But it's worth saying twice.

Not sure she is a shouldn't though.

Word


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: tans on Friday, January 10, 2014, 22:07:16
A drills a drill


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Friday, January 10, 2014, 22:47:31
Word

How apt.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jutty274 on Monday, January 13, 2014, 08:05:24
Amy from big bang theory,


Title: Re: Re: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: herthab on Monday, January 13, 2014, 08:27:54
Amy from big bang theory,
Wrong.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DMR on Monday, January 13, 2014, 09:02:31
How apt.

:toocool:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Chubbs on Monday, January 13, 2014, 19:42:40
Amy from big bang theory,

Nah, Bernadette on the other hand....


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: since 75 on Monday, January 13, 2014, 20:36:00
Anna Chancellor,knocking on a bit now but I deffo would.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: TheMajorSTFC on Monday, January 13, 2014, 21:19:43
Sharon Watts off EastEnders


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: @mwooly63 on Monday, January 13, 2014, 21:21:10
Sharon Watts off EastEnders

Pig in a wig


Title: Re: Re: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: herthab on Monday, January 13, 2014, 21:46:51
Pig in a wig
Best description of Letitia Dean ever.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jutty274 on Tuesday, January 14, 2014, 00:52:58
Nah, Bernadette on the other hand....
that is why i said her & penny in the 10/10 would bang thread


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: adje on Tuesday, January 14, 2014, 11:24:22
may have been done before(by me)-Biancaaa!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: adje on Tuesday, January 14, 2014, 11:27:05
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbbm6mMuB71runamko1_1280.jpg


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Trashbat? on Tuesday, January 14, 2014, 11:30:34
Only if she wore a split crotch kappa tracksuit.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bewster on Tuesday, January 14, 2014, 12:47:57
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbbm6mMuB71runamko1_1280.jpg

Lets face it her character is so rough it really puts you off - but thats a nice pic of her although I always wonder if she could fit a plate in her mouth.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: suttonred on Tuesday, January 14, 2014, 12:53:49
Fuck a duck Adje. Get yourself down Specsavers..


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: adje on Tuesday, January 14, 2014, 12:57:01
does she look better with glasses Sutton?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: kerry red on Tuesday, January 14, 2014, 12:59:56
And why is she clutching a giant tampon?

Good hand position, though


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: suttonred on Tuesday, January 14, 2014, 13:00:51
Yes adje, about 15 glasses of super T


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, January 14, 2014, 13:15:53
Patsy Palmer is better than a fair few mentions in the 10/10 thread.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, January 14, 2014, 13:19:54
Patsy Palmer is a guilty pleasure.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Abrahammer on Tuesday, January 14, 2014, 20:15:10
Whilst being subjected to that bake off program by the missus, I've come to the conclusion I'd love a go on Kirsty Young.


Title: Re: Re: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: sonicyouth on Tuesday, January 14, 2014, 20:17:39
Whilst being subjected to that bake off program by the missus, I've come to the conclusion I'd love a go on Kirsty Young.
She lives in Oxfordshire if that puts you off at all


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Abrahammer on Tuesday, January 14, 2014, 20:20:28
Not in the slightest


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, January 14, 2014, 20:30:20
Whilst being subjected to that bake off program by the missus, I've come to the conclusion I'd love a go on Kirsty Young.

When I read the first half of your sentence, I was very nearly expecting the second half to say Mary Berry.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jutty274 on Friday, January 17, 2014, 00:19:47
Lydia Rose Bewley
i would completely agree.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Leggett on Friday, January 17, 2014, 00:35:55
Bagsy first go, she's mint.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: kerry red on Friday, January 17, 2014, 10:33:32
Although a plumpish girl, I wouldn't mind clambering aboard Kirsty Alsopp - especially after being forced to watch Kirsty's Hand Job  Made Christmas


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Friday, January 17, 2014, 11:58:20
Janice off Benidorm


Title: Re: Re: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Only Me on Friday, January 17, 2014, 12:58:34
Janice off Benidorm
Is that the old lady in the wheel chair? :D


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bewster on Friday, January 17, 2014, 13:29:40
Janice off Benidorm

is that the one from Rita, Sue and Bob too  ?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Friday, January 17, 2014, 13:36:39
Yes mate.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: @mwooly63 on Friday, January 17, 2014, 13:41:23
Although a plumpish girl, I wouldn't mind clambering aboard Kirsty Alsopp - especially after being forced to watch Kirsty's Hand Job  Made Christmas

Nothing wrong with plump
Would deffo wanna get a go on Alsopp


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, January 17, 2014, 14:18:34
Janice off Benidorm

Decent


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Foggy on Friday, January 17, 2014, 14:39:45
Alex Pollizi


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, January 17, 2014, 14:52:10
Janice off Benidorm

I would.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: kerry red on Friday, January 17, 2014, 15:01:50
Alex Pollizi

There is something about her, for sure. Just can't get passed the moustache!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, January 17, 2014, 15:51:01
Alex Pollizi

terrible.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Victor Mildew on Friday, January 17, 2014, 17:00:33
i would completely agree.
You told me in the Sir Dan saturday that you would do Pauline Quirk off Birds of a feather :no:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DMR on Friday, January 17, 2014, 17:08:46
terrible.

Thread title too subtle?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Barry Scott on Friday, January 17, 2014, 19:28:45
Polizzi would be a solid goer for me. There's something about her.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Mother Brown on Friday, January 17, 2014, 19:43:06
Lily Allen.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Batch on Friday, January 17, 2014, 22:09:31
Kathy Burke

Each to their own, and its in the right thread.


But

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Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: fatbasher on Friday, January 17, 2014, 22:11:58
Alex Pollizi

Not long had a baby....


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: smalltowngypsymassacre on Saturday, January 18, 2014, 01:58:15
Siobhan Fahey as the witch in Shakespear's Sister


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Saturday, January 18, 2014, 12:49:37
Sarah Millican


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: fatbasher on Saturday, January 18, 2014, 16:45:47
Sarah Millican

I wouldn't, you'll become the butt of her stages jokes a few months down the line like all her exes and feminist material.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Peter Venkman on Saturday, January 18, 2014, 16:48:56
I wouldn't, you'll become the butt of her stages jokes a few months down the line like all her exes and feminist material.
I know her boyfriend well and he actually writes a lot of her material, shes been with him 5 years. His name is Gary Delaney, nice bloke, shes better looking in real life than she looks on TV.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Samdy Gray on Saturday, January 18, 2014, 16:50:44
Not that well then, they got married last week ;)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Peter Venkman on Saturday, January 18, 2014, 16:51:39
Not that well then, they got married last week ;)
No TBF I havent spoken to him since Edinburgh in August, he said to me she didnt want to marry him!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: donkey on Saturday, January 18, 2014, 16:57:18
I know her boyfriend well and he actually writes a lot of her material, shes been with him 5 years. His name is Gary Delaney, nice bloke, shes better looking in real life than she looks on TV.

Gary Delaney as in the comedian? Fucking funny bloke. His Edinburgh show this year was my favourite.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Peter Venkman on Saturday, January 18, 2014, 16:59:31
Gary Delaney as in the comedian? Fucking funny bloke. His Edinburgh show this year was my favourite.
It was a brilliant show I agree, I had an invite to the Edinburgh preview show in June at the Stand in Edinburgh and saw him twice at the festival, top bloke and one of the funniest men on the circuit.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Saturday, January 18, 2014, 17:44:08
Not that well then, they got married last week ;)

 :clap: Owned


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jutty274 on Saturday, January 18, 2014, 18:02:15
Lucy porter

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Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Saturday, January 18, 2014, 20:07:13
Lucy Porter is bloody lovely. Fancied her for years.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bewster on Saturday, January 18, 2014, 20:10:42
Lucy Porter is bloody lovely. Fancied her for years.

And Sally Phlilips


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Abrahammer on Saturday, January 18, 2014, 20:28:01
Sally Phillips reminds me of Sarah Alexander, which is good thing, lovely stuff


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jutty274 on Saturday, January 18, 2014, 21:32:49
Lucy Porter is bloody lovely. Fancied her for years.
same as.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, January 20, 2014, 12:44:03
Sally Phillips reminds me of Sarah Alexander, which is good thing, lovely stuff

Both fantastic, Porter too. Should all 3 be in the other thread.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: adje on Wednesday, January 22, 2014, 20:38:55
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/i413725-8/celebrity-pictures-090612-150612-rebekah-brooks.html


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bogus Dave on Saturday, January 25, 2014, 12:24:05
Does Carrie Brownstein go in this thread or the other one?

(http://foammagazine.com/system/images/content/articles/0004/5540/carriebrownstein_span7.jpg)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Saturday, January 25, 2014, 12:52:53
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/i413725-8/celebrity-pictures-090612-150612-rebekah-brooks.html

For a while no I've felt very guilty about thinking the same.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Berniman on Saturday, January 25, 2014, 23:11:54
Does Carrie Brownstein go in this thread or the other one?

(http://foammagazine.com/system/images/content/articles/0004/5540/carriebrownstein_span7.jpg)

Er this one... IMO


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Saturday, January 25, 2014, 23:15:46
Er this one... IMO
the ' I wouldn't touch it with yours thread' more like


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Peter Venkman on Sunday, January 26, 2014, 10:51:03
the ' I wouldn't touch it with yours thread' more like
I'm with you on this one.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Quagmire on Sunday, January 26, 2014, 10:55:19
I've paid for worse.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Batch on Sunday, January 26, 2014, 13:00:06
Does Carrie Brownstein go in this thread or the other one?

For some strange reason I look at her and she reminds me of Brian Cox.

Cosmic.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: since 75 on Sunday, January 26, 2014, 19:23:54
Michela Tabb,the scottish snooker ref.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Saxondale on Sunday, January 26, 2014, 19:29:55
For some strange reason I look at her and she reminds me of Brian Cox.

Cosmic.

Now I know who she is, I probably would so Bogus Dave she is in the right thread in my opinion.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DMR on Monday, January 27, 2014, 17:28:30
Not sure if I mentioned her years ago, but Tracey Emin is a repugnant beast, however I would drill it to within an inch of it's life.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, January 27, 2014, 17:45:16
Not sure if I mentioned her years ago, but Tracey Emin is a repugnant beast, however I would drill it to within an inch of it's life.

Ooh.... DMR you're going into some strange territory here....is it because of her art?

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1G4xUHsxtJw/UMe3JYhR44I/AAAAAAAAB7g/aA9S-lZq1lM/s1600/tracey+3.jpg)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: adje on Monday, January 27, 2014, 18:48:15
Not sure if I mentioned her years ago, but Tracey Emin is a repugnant beast, however I would drill it to within an inch of it's life.
:nod:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bewster on Monday, January 27, 2014, 18:49:37
Interesting bj with all her missing teeth


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Posh Red on Monday, January 27, 2014, 19:53:49
Interesting bj with all her missing teeth

Shane Macgowan lookalike


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Barry Scott on Monday, January 27, 2014, 20:32:27
Interesting bj with all her missing teeth

It'd be like blowjob roulette with all that aids in her blood.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DMR on Monday, January 27, 2014, 20:43:06
A bit of danger, deece


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bewster on Tuesday, January 28, 2014, 09:32:37
Emily Maitlis

(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q486/Bewster/BritishAcademyTelevisionAwardsWinnersJe16qQAdIMjl_zps9b458e12.jpg) (http://s1160.photobucket.com/user/Bewster/media/BritishAcademyTelevisionAwardsWinnersJe16qQAdIMjl_zps9b458e12.jpg.html)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Honkytonk on Tuesday, January 28, 2014, 11:57:20
Emily Maitlis

(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q486/Bewster/BritishAcademyTelevisionAwardsWinnersJe16qQAdIMjl_zps9b458e12.jpg) (http://s1160.photobucket.com/user/Bewster/media/BritishAcademyTelevisionAwardsWinnersJe16qQAdIMjl_zps9b458e12.jpg.html)

Looks like she'd suck out your soul through your old chap.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bewster on Tuesday, January 28, 2014, 12:10:45
Looks like she'd suck out your soul through your old chap.

Fine by me  ;D


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jutty274 on Tuesday, January 28, 2014, 12:15:33
Emily Maitlis

(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q486/Bewster/BritishAcademyTelevisionAwardsWinnersJe16qQAdIMjl_zps9b458e12.jpg) (http://s1160.photobucket.com/user/Bewster/media/BritishAcademyTelevisionAwardsWinnersJe16qQAdIMjl_zps9b458e12.jpg.html)
she has good nipples as well.
(http://images.dailystar-uk.co.uk/dynamic/1/281x351/222671_1.jpg)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DMR on Wednesday, January 29, 2014, 21:23:21
Haha


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, January 29, 2014, 21:23:23
You definitely shouldn't, you sick fuck.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Costanza on Wednesday, January 29, 2014, 21:26:05
Karen from Outnumbered

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4x4waIk2t1qgjqmwo1_400.gif)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Flashheart on Wednesday, January 29, 2014, 21:30:51
I just googled 'Karen from Outnumbered'

What the actual fuck?



Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DMR on Wednesday, January 29, 2014, 21:31:36
She's a bird, and you most definitely shouldn't...


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Flashheart on Wednesday, January 29, 2014, 21:41:08
I think we have a troll


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: slinky on Wednesday, January 29, 2014, 21:59:50
Obviously she's a shouldn't. Just wanted to see the reaction it got.

Cunt


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: suttonred on Wednesday, January 29, 2014, 22:00:26
I thought it was funny. I don't even know what outnumbered is but guessed. And that ladies and gents is why you should post a photo, you lazy bastards.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: LucienSanchez on Wednesday, January 29, 2014, 22:13:53
Like no-one called Emma Watson early doors...


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bewster on Wednesday, January 29, 2014, 22:14:42
Like no-one called Emma Watson early doors...

It's only because she was on the one show. And has potential


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: since 75 on Tuesday, February 4, 2014, 19:02:58
I know she looks like shes been round the block a few times but I'd love a go on Sally Bercow. Bet there's nothing she wouldn't do.

Please dont judge me. ::)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Wednesday, February 5, 2014, 07:36:59
I doubt you could make her shut up long enough to actually get it in.


Title: Re: Re: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Only Me on Wednesday, February 5, 2014, 10:45:56
I doubt you could make her shut up long enough to actually get it in.
You do realise it doesn't have to go in her mouth?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: kerry red on Wednesday, February 5, 2014, 10:55:41
I've always had a bit of a penchant of Amanda Lamb but she's had 3 kids now so probably like a wizard's sleeve


Title: Re: Re: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Honkytonk on Wednesday, February 5, 2014, 13:55:40
You do realise it doesn't have to go in her mouth?

Yeah, but she talks out of her arse a lot.


Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Only Me on Wednesday, February 5, 2014, 18:57:20
Yeah, but she talks out of her arse a lot.
:D


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Leggett on Friday, February 7, 2014, 22:41:31
Kat Slater. Proper slaggy. Same goes for her daughter in the show too.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Saturday, April 5, 2014, 19:14:07
Paloma Faith. Reckon she'd kill you if you didn't make her cum


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: fittons_coaching_badge on Tuesday, April 15, 2014, 09:10:23
Fern Britton


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: mystical_goat on Tuesday, April 15, 2014, 18:45:26
The milfy one off Homes Under The Hammer.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: kerry red on Tuesday, April 15, 2014, 19:41:57
She's a bit of a dwarf.

But then again . . . .


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jutty274 on Tuesday, April 15, 2014, 20:21:15
The milfy one off Homes Under The Hammer.
Lucy Alexander. Definitly

(http://www.surreylife.co.uk/polopoly_fs/1.1911608.1360445460!/image/3147613367.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_630/3147613367.jpg)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Costanza on Tuesday, April 15, 2014, 20:23:57
I remember when Lucy Alexander was on Nickelodeon.

That folks, is my first contribution with this thread.

 :bye:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, April 15, 2014, 21:15:27
Hayley the tea lady from the call centre. Amazing body, but dumb as fuck.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: LucienSanchez on Tuesday, April 15, 2014, 21:18:05
Agreed


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jutty274 on Tuesday, April 15, 2014, 22:08:11
I bet she's a right goer.

(http://www.heatworld.com/images/118903_615x10000_STD/2013/6/hayley1.jpg)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Abrahammer on Tuesday, April 15, 2014, 22:26:24
It would be a golden opportunity for some teabagging action


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Quagmire on Thursday, May 8, 2014, 21:41:29
Lily Allen, I bet she's filth.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DMR on Thursday, May 8, 2014, 22:02:08
Lily Allen, I bet she's filth.

Why is she a "shouldn't?"

I'd leave some load in her


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jutty274 on Thursday, May 8, 2014, 23:43:52
Lily Allen should be in the other thread. The only reason I can think of not to bang her is if you are scared of her dad, but i would take a beating to as DMR said leave a load in her.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Power to people on Friday, May 9, 2014, 12:23:26
Has prtichard contributed to this thread - saying the club seccy :>)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Quagmire on Friday, May 9, 2014, 13:07:09
To be honest, I couldn't find the other thread to chucked her in here.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ardiles on Friday, May 9, 2014, 19:30:43
I bet she's a right goer.

(http://www.heatworld.com/images/118903_615x10000_STD/2013/6/hayley1.jpg)

She's a pig in knickers.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Honkytonk on Friday, May 9, 2014, 19:31:29
She's a pig in knickers.

I love you sometimes Ardiles.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Sunday, May 11, 2014, 13:01:20
Fizz off Corrie


Title: Re: Re: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Batch on Sunday, May 11, 2014, 15:33:54
Fizz off Corrie
sometimes I worry about you arriba


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Sunday, May 11, 2014, 15:40:05
sometimes I worry about you arriba

Particularly as I'm sure that isn't the first time he's posted that...


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Sunday, May 11, 2014, 16:23:53
She was on family fortunes earlier and thought to myself I deffo would.
Dunno if I've mentioned her previously? Apologies if I have.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Samdy Gray on Sunday, May 11, 2014, 16:47:10
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_trdXsHqLjUk/TQI7rlRSDhI/AAAAAAAAAu8/uv9oiwqMzJ0/s1600/birth.JPG)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Peter Venkman on Sunday, May 11, 2014, 17:23:32
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_trdXsHqLjUk/TQI7rlRSDhI/AAAAAAAAAu8/uv9oiwqMzJ0/s1600/birth.JPG)

(http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd262/joe1black/goonies_sloth.jpg)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DarloSTFC84 on Sunday, May 11, 2014, 17:34:30
(http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd262/joe1black/goonies_sloth.jpg)
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Sir Pissalot on Sunday, May 11, 2014, 17:37:22
Good work, PV.  :)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Batch on Sunday, May 11, 2014, 17:38:10
(http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd262/joe1black/goonies_sloth.jpg)

(http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r66/batch_2001/evans.jpg) (http://s141.photobucket.com/user/batch_2001/media/evans.jpg.html)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Flashheart on Sunday, May 11, 2014, 17:55:41
Heeeey yoouuu guuuuyyysss!


Title: Re:
Post by: Batch on Sunday, May 11, 2014, 17:58:13
Can't believe a Goonies sequel is being mooted.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Peter Venkman on Sunday, May 11, 2014, 18:00:22
Can't believe a Goonies sequel is being mooted.

(http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/goonies-truffle-shuffle.gif)


Title: Re:
Post by: Batch on Sunday, May 11, 2014, 18:04:16
TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Arriba on Sunday, May 11, 2014, 19:21:39
Fizz aint that bad at all. Scrubs up pretty well.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: pauld on Sunday, May 11, 2014, 20:58:48
Fizz aint that bad at all. Scrubs up pretty well.
Dunno where the thread was about someone wanting to sell a telly, but think you need to get on it arriba, the picture on yours is clearly badly distorted.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: THE FLASH on Sunday, May 11, 2014, 22:21:43
(http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/goonies-truffle-shuffle.gif)

This is jutty in the club shop.... 'I am a medium....I am...I am!'


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Sippo on Friday, August 22, 2014, 20:58:53
Whitney from eastenders has a cracking rack.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Leggett on Friday, August 22, 2014, 22:25:48
too fucking right, thoroughly enjoy a good perve when 'stenders is on at work!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Leggett on Friday, August 22, 2014, 22:27:47
(http://celebmafia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/shona-mcgarty-2014-british-soap-awards-in-london_1.jpg)

om nom nom on those tits for sure!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: suttonred on Friday, August 22, 2014, 23:23:34
Maybe I've been spoilt, but that's a pair of golf balls


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Sippo on Saturday, August 23, 2014, 04:56:25
That's an old picture or it doesn't do them justice.

Recently she's been wearing quite low tops...


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Jayk on Thursday, October 8, 2015, 08:51:48
Nadiya from Bake Off


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Batch on Thursday, October 8, 2015, 09:24:50
is it the hair?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Super Hans on Thursday, October 8, 2015, 09:29:06
90% of the Hollyoakes females.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Saxondale on Thursday, October 8, 2015, 15:07:12
I'd probably agree with that, only because at my age I really shouldnt be looking at girls of that age.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Leggett on Monday, October 12, 2015, 22:35:47
Amy Schumer. She's got a weird face. Reckon she's a go-er.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DarloSTFC84 on Tuesday, October 13, 2015, 14:03:31
Amy Schumer. She's got a weird face. Reckon she's a go-er.

I work with a girl who looks like her, reckon she's also a go-er..


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Flashheart on Thursday, March 31, 2016, 20:23:06
Yolandi Visser

I'm not even sure whether or not this should be in the 'other' thread.

I think you freaky, Yolandi, but I like you a lot.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Leggett on Thursday, March 31, 2016, 22:13:49
oh no. oooooooh no.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: deltaincline on Thursday, March 31, 2016, 22:35:23
Francesca Martinez.



Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DarloSTFC84 on Friday, April 1, 2016, 07:04:02
Yolandi Visser

I'm not even sure whether or not this should be in the 'other' thread.

I think you freaky, Yolandi, but I like you a lot.

Yeah I get that too..

You just know she's filth.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DMR on Friday, April 1, 2016, 22:12:26
(http://i.imgur.com/eOlqgWD.gif)

Anyone who thinks that pumping her would be anything other than absolutely incredible is totally, unequivocally bent


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ells on Friday, April 1, 2016, 22:14:24
Her bra's not great is it?
Nearly as bad as the tattooist


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Talk Talk on Friday, April 1, 2016, 22:27:18
Nearly as bad as the tattooist

Is that a full sized penis and bollocks she has tattooed on her left upper arm?

When I say "full sized" I obviously mean smaller than your better endowed man  8)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DarloSTFC84 on Saturday, April 2, 2016, 06:43:27
(http://i.imgur.com/eOlqgWD.gif)

Anyone who thinks that pumping her would be anything other than absolutely incredible is totally, unequivocally bent

Agreed.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Red Frog on Saturday, April 2, 2016, 06:52:17
(http://i.imgur.com/eOlqgWD.gif)

Anyone who thinks that pumping her would be anything other than absolutely incredible is totally, unequivocally bent

May I refer the gentleman to the seminal 1979 work of The Monks?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Saturday, April 2, 2016, 07:58:45
Cracking set on her


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Wobbly Bob on Saturday, April 2, 2016, 10:54:00
The Queen. (Doggy style).

Excuse the irreverence if any easily offended Royalists are reading.
Had a couple of beers this morning on top of a skinfull yesterday.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ells on Saturday, April 2, 2016, 20:27:47
Can't everyone do that with their hips anyway? Just give them a hula hoop..



Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Quagmire on Saturday, April 2, 2016, 23:21:53
Some of the girls I've had can't even see their hips let alone move them.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Talk Talk on Saturday, April 2, 2016, 23:22:44
Can't everyone do that with their hips anyway? Just give them a hula hoop..

I think you will find that potato based snack is a bit too small to fit around a lady's hips.

Oh, you are quite tiny though, aren't you Ells...


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Berniman on Monday, April 4, 2016, 09:18:58
I think you will find that potato based snack is a bit too small to fit around a lady's hips.

Oh, you are quite tiny though, aren't you Ells...

I can't help but read this in a Hannibal Lector voice, whilst stood behind glass talking to Clarice.. :puke:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, April 4, 2016, 11:20:32
Yeah but if you ignore the stalkerish comments, and the rape and murder threats, he really is the perfect gentleman.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DarloSTFC84 on Tuesday, April 26, 2016, 22:13:03
(http://i.imgur.com/eOlqgWD.gif)

Anyone who thinks that pumping her would be anything other than absolutely incredible is totally, unequivocally bent

http://thefappeningnew.com/category/yolandi-visser/


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ells on Tuesday, April 26, 2016, 23:09:48
Anyone who faps to a photoshopped image of a woman who has been made to look like a robot that's been doodled on by a 10 year old needs to have a serious word with themselves.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: horlock07 on Wednesday, April 27, 2016, 11:08:13
Anyone who faps to a photoshopped image of a woman who has been made to look like a robot that's been doodled on by a 10 year old needs to have a serious word with themselves.

I don't think I have ever heard it described as fapping before, perhaps I am getting old.....


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Leggett on Thursday, October 27, 2016, 18:34:23
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/09/12/16/383FB01900000578-3784975-image-m-18_1473693768378.jpg)

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTS98Q_PGnxeEnu4md-pLQRdobrjMqjX2npBy6XhwgGTPgJ8em3)

Angela Rayner...


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: suttonred on Thursday, October 27, 2016, 18:44:17
Is that Corbyn behind, looking up her skirt the dirty bastard?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Mother Brown on Thursday, October 27, 2016, 20:20:23
As long as she hasn"t got cankles . . I would.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Sippo on Friday, November 11, 2016, 21:47:06
I'm undecided on Chanelle Hayes. She's a porker. But bet she's filth.

(http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article8250113.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Chanelle-Hayes.jpg)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: suttonred on Friday, November 11, 2016, 22:21:56
I'm lost for words.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Samdy Gray on Saturday, November 12, 2016, 08:13:54
Phwoar.

(http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article8618812.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/PAY-Chanelle-Hayes.jpg)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Legends-Lounge on Saturday, November 12, 2016, 08:25:13
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/09/12/16/383FB01900000578-3784975-image-m-18_1473693768378.jpg)

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTS98Q_PGnxeEnu4md-pLQRdobrjMqjX2npBy6XhwgGTPgJ8em3)

Angela Rayner...

You'd give up once you looked at all the written paperwork, disclosures, disclaimers, liabilities, previous liasons etc.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Quagmire on Saturday, November 12, 2016, 08:50:56
I'm undecided on Chanelle Hayes. She's a porker. But bet she's filth.

(http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article8250113.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Chanelle-Hayes.jpg)
What has happened to her, she used to be superb.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Flashheart on Saturday, February 10, 2018, 11:29:10
Kim Yo Jong

The 'shouldn't' part being on account of who her brother is, of course.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Saturday, April 7, 2018, 00:31:29
 Yulia Skripal....


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: china red on Saturday, April 7, 2018, 00:48:03
Kim Yo Jong

The 'shouldn't' part being on account of who her brother is, of course.

You got a thing for skeletor too? 


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: bamboonoshop on Saturday, April 7, 2018, 10:41:05
Olive Pipit...


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Sir Cliff Pipehard on Saturday, April 7, 2018, 15:05:56

Rose West


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: 4D on Saturday, April 7, 2018, 19:03:57
 ???


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ells on Saturday, April 7, 2018, 19:10:30
Is it the glasses?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Saturday, April 7, 2018, 19:21:37
or the dismemberment and being buried


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Sir red ken on Saturday, April 7, 2018, 20:11:14
Yulia Skripal....
While she's passed out on a bench In Salisbury! UMMM nice.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ginginho on Tuesday, April 10, 2018, 08:36:28
She's been discharged now, and only an hour away. Off you go, Reg :)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Tuesday, April 10, 2018, 08:44:21
While she's passed out on a bench In Salisbury! UMMM nice.

Good grief, your dick would end up looking like a glow stick


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey on Tuesday, April 10, 2018, 17:05:22
She looks like Janine from Eastenders


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ginginho on Tuesday, April 10, 2018, 17:34:15
In some photos she does look quite fit:

(https://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/1/photos/459000/620x/Yulia-Skripal-694604.jpg)

Then in others.....

(https://e3.365dm.com/18/03/1096x616/skynews-sergei-skripal-an-yulia_4250962.jpg)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: RobertT on Tuesday, April 10, 2018, 17:59:14
They have a dating site called FarmersOnly.com over here, seems she was getting her profile pic ready in the bottom one.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: adje on Sunday, April 29, 2018, 19:10:53
Caroline Lucas


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Sunday, April 29, 2018, 20:09:13
Your nob would go green


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: adje on Monday, April 30, 2018, 17:32:49
😁


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Red Frog on Wednesday, May 23, 2018, 18:51:34
In some photos she does look quite fit:

(https://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/1/photos/459000/620x/Yulia-Skripal-694604.jpg)

Then in others.....

(https://e3.365dm.com/18/03/1096x616/skynews-sergei-skripal-an-yulia_4250962.jpg)

Tell you what though, shes looking good on that novichok diet.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/may/23/yulia-skripal-we-are-so-lucky-to-have-survived-attempted-assassination?CMP=fb_gu


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Private Fraser on Wednesday, May 23, 2018, 20:09:23
Bloody hell! The conspiracy theorists are out in force on Twitter tonight. Even David Icke has come out from under his stone.  :)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: bamboonoshop on Friday, June 1, 2018, 22:02:56
Anais Gallagher. She's actually really bloody pretty but all I can see when I look at her is Noel looking back (quite possibly in anger).


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: suttonred on Saturday, June 2, 2018, 23:28:32
If all anyone can do is name names that not many of heard of, without a photo, this thread is pointless.

Stop being so lazy.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Flashheart on Sunday, June 3, 2018, 08:16:04
(https://i.imgur.com/lqBmc15.jpg)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Flashheart on Sunday, June 3, 2018, 08:17:02
That meme takes on added meaning in light of recent allegations.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Peter Venkman on Sunday, June 3, 2018, 09:04:27
Anais Gallagher. She's actually really bloody pretty but all I can see when I look at her is Noel looking back (quite possibly in anger).
Sorry but I think she looks like Noel Gallagher in a long wig, but each to their own :)

And yes I agree, post a pic of the alleged each time, its not difficult.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: bamboonoshop on Sunday, June 3, 2018, 12:49:24
If all anyone can do is name names that not many of heard of, without a photo, this thread is pointless.

Stop being so lazy.

Hahaha, you must be getting old  :soapy tit wank: Here you go....


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: bamboonoshop on Sunday, June 3, 2018, 12:50:59
Sorry but I think she looks like Noel Gallagher in a long wig, but each to their own :)

And yes I agree, post a pic of the alleged each time, its not difficult.


Hahaha, that's my "...but you shouldn't point". Anyway, above ^^^^^


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DarloSTFC84 on Sunday, June 3, 2018, 13:00:22
Hahaha, you must be getting old  :soapy tit wank: Here you go....


I'd Roll With It.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: bamboonoshop on Sunday, June 3, 2018, 13:04:14
I'd Roll With It.

Would you take your time though?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Chubbs on Sunday, June 3, 2018, 13:38:44
Say what you say, but I aint letting anyone get in my way.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: DarloSTFC84 on Sunday, June 3, 2018, 13:55:59
Kind of expected something to do with Morning Glory.. disappointed in you pricks.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Peter Venkman on Sunday, June 3, 2018, 13:56:13

Hahaha, that's my "...but you shouldn't point". Anyway, above ^^^^^
True :D


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: bamboonoshop on Sunday, June 3, 2018, 15:25:40
True :D

Have you changed your mind about her PV? 😀 Sally can wait can't she?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: bamboonoshop on Sunday, June 3, 2018, 15:26:42
Kind of expected something to do with Morning Glory.. disappointed in you pricks.

"...Anais'd a little time to wake up, wake up!"


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Peter Venkman on Sunday, June 3, 2018, 15:40:59
Have you changed your mind about her PV? 😀
No :D


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: bamboonoshop on Sunday, June 3, 2018, 15:49:03
No :D

Brown paper bags are available... 😂


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Flashheart on Friday, February 22, 2019, 23:02:57
Is it wrong for a middle-aged man to develop a crush on Olivia Colman?

Just asking for a friend.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Friday, February 22, 2019, 23:36:02
Is it wrong for a middle-aged man to develop a crush on Olivia Colman?

Just asking for a friend.
Your friend is seriously pissed. I hope you sober up soon.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: 4D on Friday, February 22, 2019, 23:39:36
She had a role in The Office


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Saturday, February 23, 2019, 09:14:14
Is it wrong for a middle-aged man to develop a crush on Olivia Colman?

Just asking for a friend.

Pretty normal if youve seen Confetti, I reckon.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ardiles on Saturday, February 23, 2019, 09:19:21
She had a role in The Office

I'd completely forgotten that.  Olivia Colman and The Office.  Two of my favourite things.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Costanza on Saturday, February 23, 2019, 09:26:29
Colman did the comedic rounds (Mitchell & Webb, The Office, Green Wing, Look Around You, Peep Show, Twenty Twelve), insurance ads, went more serious and now she's a serious contender for an Academy Award.

Fair play to her.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ardiles on Saturday, February 23, 2019, 09:51:01
It was Broadchurch that changed things for her.

She's in line now to inherit the 'national treasure' mantle (which I've never liked, but basically means that no-one dislikes you) from Helen Mirren & Judi Dench.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Flashheart on Saturday, February 23, 2019, 09:59:45
She's not 'fit', aesthetically speaking, but she's got something else about her. She'd be a good laugh over a few beers. 


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey on Saturday, February 23, 2019, 10:05:47
Just for you FH

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=464489300746386&id=309309215887340&_rdr


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: 4D on Saturday, February 23, 2019, 10:08:39
I'd completely forgotten that.  Olivia Colman and The Office.  Two of my favourite things.

https://youtu.be/XPZtQBkqbv0


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Batch on Saturday, February 23, 2019, 10:35:48
Quote from: Flashheart
She's not 'fit', aesthetically speaking, but she's got something else about her. She'd be a good laugh over a few beers. 

Early peep show Coleman wasn't too bad looking. And she certainly has something about her, can see where you're coming from to be honest.

also her story about the sponge and fingering on Graham Norton was the type of story I think supports your evidence


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Batch on Saturday, February 23, 2019, 10:36:18
have I mentioned Susie Dent from countdown dictionary corner in this thread?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ardiles on Saturday, February 23, 2019, 10:45:09
have I mentioned Susie Dent from countdown dictionary corner in this thread?

A few mentions over the years, but none from you.

I imagine owing to Americanisationism (gotten). However, noted wordy Susie Dent seems less bothered.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b08qxd02

Deffo yes Sally Nugent,Lucy Verasamy & Susie Dent,add to that list Anita Rani,Kirsty Gallagher & Susanna Reid.

Does countdown still have Rachel Riley on it?  If so, its not shit.

Quite fancy Susie Dent as well.

And the winner...

We'd have both got the ten points but Rachel Riley would be sucking on my cock whilst susie dent stuck a finger up my arse.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Batch on Saturday, February 23, 2019, 11:42:41
soapy tit wank


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, February 23, 2019, 13:04:08
Classy


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Peter Venkman on Saturday, February 23, 2019, 13:05:12
Classy
You certainly have (or had) a certain way with words!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, February 23, 2019, 13:27:03
It was a nice bit of maths spotting 512 is a power of 2.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey on Monday, February 25, 2019, 18:06:59
Ive always thought Laura Kuensberg, the BBCs Political Editor, would be a dirty little bitch.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: bamboonoshop on Monday, February 25, 2019, 20:24:05
Steve Bruce would get it, wouldn't he?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: bamboonoshop on Monday, February 25, 2019, 20:26:12
Sorry, wrong thread and about a month late. Was talking about his chances of getting the Sheff Wed job  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Mother Brown on Monday, February 25, 2019, 21:23:17
Ive always thought Laura Kuensberg, the BBCs Political Editor, would be a dirty little bitch.
Along with Katya Adler.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: RedRag on Tuesday, February 26, 2019, 09:45:27
Sorry, wrong thread and about a month late. Was talking about his chances of getting the Sheff Wed job  :soapy tit wank:
Sure ;)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Bewster on Tuesday, February 26, 2019, 13:23:39
Ive always thought Laura Kuensberg, the BBCs Political Editor, would be a dirty little bitch.

Yep, I'd have to agree.

Louise Minchin


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: bamboonoshop on Tuesday, February 26, 2019, 23:25:12
Sure ;)

 :D


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Wednesday, February 27, 2019, 09:11:32
Heidi Allen

(https://www.huntspost.co.uk/polopoly_fs/1.5744827.1539971607!/image/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_1024/image.jpg)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, February 27, 2019, 09:24:00
Heidi Allen

Since she popped into view, I've been thinking the same.... been trying very hard to reprogram the brain, but does she still count as a Tory :hmmm:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: horlock07 on Wednesday, February 27, 2019, 09:25:40
MP's is a rich vein these days, however, time is not being kind to the old favourite Caroline Flint.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: suttonred on Wednesday, February 27, 2019, 09:30:05
Polite reminder that jayo above has got the spirit of this thread right with a picture. Just names are pretty useless to us more middle aged gentlemen that dont have a clue who anyone is talking about...

I still dont have a clue who his suggestion is, but it's certainly better than guessing.

Moan over, carry on..


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Wednesday, February 27, 2019, 11:48:49
She's an ex-Tory, now TIG MP for Cambridge (I think).

Reg, she's still a Tory really, hence the 'really shouldn't.'


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Ginginho on Wednesday, February 27, 2019, 14:15:38
I'd love to try and fuck the Tory out of Esther McVey.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/844845795392143360/zARCJyvV_400x400.jpg)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: horlock07 on Wednesday, February 27, 2019, 14:28:41
I'd love to try and fuck the Tory out of Esther McVey.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/844845795392143360/zARCJyvV_400x400.jpg)

Following in the illustrious footsteps of Phillip Davies and IDS, do you hate poor people and/or women, if not I fear you are just not her type!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, February 27, 2019, 17:00:16
Bang on there, John.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: bamboonoshop on Wednesday, February 27, 2019, 18:16:01
Heidi Allen

(https://www.huntspost.co.uk/polopoly_fs/1.5744827.1539971607!/image/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_1024/image.jpg)

Definitely someone I'd take home to meet my mother. Pretty.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Wednesday, February 27, 2019, 18:27:39
MP's is a rich vein these days, however, time is not being kind to the old favourite Caroline Flint.

Flint says no,no, no


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Chunkyhair on Tuesday, March 12, 2019, 22:16:58
Katya Adler (probably spelled wrong)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, March 12, 2019, 22:21:39
though that was one of the strictly professional dancers until I googled :)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, March 13, 2019, 09:33:38
Susannah Fielding, from the new Alan Partridge show.

(https://images-i.jpimedia.uk/imagefetch/c_fill,f_auto,h_492,q_auto:eco,w_980/https://inews.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/this-time-with-alan-partridge-1550854168.jpg)


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Flashheart on Wednesday, March 13, 2019, 09:34:45
I don't see how she falls into the 'but really shouldn't' category.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Wednesday, March 13, 2019, 11:47:15
Yep, tidy.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: since 75 on Wednesday, March 13, 2019, 12:12:47
Francesca Cumani from itv racing. Horsey type & posh so bound to be filth.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: horlock07 on Wednesday, March 13, 2019, 12:20:06
Francesca Cumani from itv racing. Horsey type & posh so bound to be filth.

Again fails the 'but really shouldn't' criteria?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: 4D on Wednesday, March 13, 2019, 12:44:43
And fails on the lack of pics  :no:


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Flashheart on Friday, March 15, 2019, 12:13:10
Paris Jackson

(https://i.imgur.com/DB9CggP.jpg)

One probably shouldn't because of her creepy family.


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: bamboonoshop on Friday, March 15, 2019, 13:09:09
If she calls out "has anyone seen my other glove" during coitus then you know it's time to make a fist of it and make a sharpish exit...and take Bubbles with you for God's sake!


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Red Frog on Friday, March 15, 2019, 20:17:18
Paris Jackson

(https://i.imgur.com/DB9CggP.jpg)

One probably shouldn't because of her creepy family.

Did anyone ever explain how she's supposed to have Michael Jackson's DNA?


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: Abrahammer on Friday, March 15, 2019, 22:13:41
I doubt she he has, her mother was the wrong gender and age for Jackos taste


Title: Re: The birds you would...but really shouldn't
Post by: suttonred on Friday, March 15, 2019, 22:18:20
Did anyone ever explain how she's supposed to have Michael Jackson's DNA?
Did anyone ever explain how she's supposed to have Michael Jackson's DNA?

Yep He sucked Boris Becker off in a cupboard. After that bit it gets a bit murky