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« Reply #900 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 08:58:34 »

I could cope with that, she must have a few quid and it would mean I managed to hang on long enough to ejaculate in her and not on her.
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« Reply #901 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 09:06:56 »

Really?

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« Reply #902 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 09:11:45 »

In a heartbeat.
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« Reply #903 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 09:12:35 »

Maybe we should set up a 'Birds I wouldn't touch with yours' thread?.......
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« Reply #904 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 09:43:12 »

Yup, she's all DMRs.
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« Reply #905 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 09:48:15 »

Really?



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« Reply #906 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 10:01:06 »

What's the problem? I think they're perfectly suited to pair up and take themselves out of the game for the sake of the rest of humanity.
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« Reply #907 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 10:15:29 »

Can you imagine how obnoxious the bastard love child of Hopkins and DMR would be though ?

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« Reply #908 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 10:17:44 »

Can you imagine how obnoxious the bastard love child of Hopkins and DMR would be though ?

And the arguments over the choice of name...
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« Reply #909 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 10:21:53 »

She has one of those faces where you can tell exactly what she will look like when she's 70.

I have no idea what DMR's face looks like.
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« Reply #910 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 10:23:28 »

And the arguments over the choice of name...

Betting on horses would be fun - only backing horses with an upper class name
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« Reply #911 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 11:50:08 »

For some reason, I'm quite fond of Catherine Southon from Bargain Hunt etc.
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« Reply #912 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 12:02:49 »

Can you imagine how obnoxious the bastard love child of Hopkins and DMR would be though ?



Give it 18 yrs and your child will be able to tell you as he/she is washing my kid's car
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« Reply #913 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 12:05:07 »

Give it 18 yrs and your child will be able to tell you as he/she is washing my kid's car

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« Reply #914 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 12:35:32 »

Give it 18 yrs and your child will be able to tell you as he/she is washing my kid's car

 
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