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« on: Thursday, July 27, 2006, 01:23:45 »

I shouldn't laugh really, but my better half currently has a total of 34 mosquito bites on various parts of her personage. I've been applying cream in places I didn't know existed  Tongue

Whats better is I've only got two bites. Clearly I'm a less acceptable meal to a mossie, but given the circumstances thats fine by me.

And I've just eaten the best tagliatelle carbonara ever. Fact!
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, July 27, 2006, 03:47:53 »

Watch out for West Nile !

Way of life here to pop on a bit of mozzy repelant if going anywhere near water or on grass (lots of water sprinklers to make the grass grow = lots of mozzies). The b*stards love me as they think I am an oasis in the arrid desert that is Denver.

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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, July 27, 2006, 08:19:52 »

try garlic and yeast tablets, worked for me in the chiapan jungle, a month in the jungle not one bite.
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, July 27, 2006, 08:44:56 »

Does it make you smell of garlic and yeast too?
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, July 27, 2006, 08:52:06 »

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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, July 27, 2006, 09:16:34 »

Quote from: "coxernator"
I shouldn't laugh really, but my better half currently has a total of 34 mosquito bites on various parts of her personage. I've been applying cream in places I didn't know existed  Tongue

Whats better is I've only got two bites. Clearly I'm a less acceptable meal to a mossie, but given the circumstances thats fine by me.

And I've just eaten the best tagliatelle carbonara ever. Fact!


Whilst in the US on holdiay the mossies constantly ingored me and munched on mrs monte instead ( :shock: )  they must like the smell of fish or something Cheesy
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