I shouldn't laugh really, but my better half currently has a total of 34 mosquito bites on various parts of her personage. I've been applying cream in places I didn't know existed
Whats better is I've only got two bites. Clearly I'm a less acceptable meal to a mossie, but given the circumstances thats fine by me.
And I've just eaten the best tagliatelle carbonara ever. Fact!