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flammableBen

« on: Monday, July 24, 2006, 20:07:15 »

My mum got given a gas bbq as a present the other day. Now I'm a charcoal man myself but I have to admit it is easier just turning it on instead of fucking around for ages. Although anything which involves a gas canister and a potentially drunk ben could easily result in a) fire, b) mega fire, or c) drunken terrorist attacks.

Anyhoo I decided to create some lamb kebab style things. I'm afraid the ingredients haven't got proper quantities cos I sort of just made it up from something similar I'd seen ages ago.

Some sort of cut of Lamb which is easy to hack up into bits (think you can buy diced lamb if your a lazy fucker, better if it's some with a nice fatty edge)
red onion.
mint
coriander
crushed coriander (dunno if this was really nescasary, meh)
olive oil
a lime
natural yoghurt. (I used low fat but only becauase it was what was in the fridge)

I finely(ish) choped up a good bit of fresh mint and some (slightly less) fresh coriander. put it in a  bowl and added some crushed coriander seeds. but in a bit of olive oil and a healthy amount of squeezed out lime juice and gave it a good stir.  Chucked in a several good dollops (table spoon sized) of yoghurt and gave it more of a good stir.

Hacked up the lamb in to skewerable sized chunks. Chucked it into a big bowl and tipped in all the marinading goodness (the stuff you made before). Got my hands in there and mixed it all together, covered it and left it in the fridge for a few hours.

Removed the aforementioned marinated lamb mix from the fridge and skewered it up with some tasty bits of red onion.. oh yeah you even get a picture.. mega ace.

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/cooooking.jpg

Chucked it on the bbq for a while (until cooked). Then served in toasted pitta bread. with some salad and a bit more minty coriandery limey yoghurty (with splash of olive oil) goodness that I made up.
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, July 24, 2006, 20:08:40 »

bukake marinade
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, July 24, 2006, 20:10:45 »

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bukake marinade


         

Ben...................... you should be on tele my friend !

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« Reply #3 on: Monday, July 24, 2006, 20:14:09 »

Nice one, I had a couple yesterday £2 for 10 in Tescos.

Looked like a Guiness turd on a stick but not bad.
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, July 24, 2006, 20:21:19 »

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Nice one, I had a couple yesterday £2 for 10 in Tescos.

Looked like a Guiness turd on a stick but not bad.


Had them Daz !!!!!

the doc persribed them insted of Senacot !!!!!     (fucking cheaper)
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, July 24, 2006, 20:55:17 »

FB did you wash your hands before geting to grips with the meat?

   floghorse .....I somehow get this mental image of Ben at work in the kitchen.
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, July 24, 2006, 20:56:53 »

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FB did you wash your hands before geting to grips with the meat?

   floghorse .....I somehow get this mental image of Ben at work in the kitchen.


I don't like that emoticon Reginald  Sad
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, July 24, 2006, 20:57:54 »

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FB did you wash your hands before geting to grips with the meat?

   floghorse .....I somehow get this mental image of Ben at work in the kitchen.


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thats just wrong Reg !
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, July 24, 2006, 20:58:08 »

yeah it'd be ok if you were going to eat a dead animal wouldn't it? or wear it's skin?
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, July 24, 2006, 21:00:05 »

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yeah it'd be ok if you were going to eat a dead animal wouldn't it? or wear it's skin?


But they didn't even take the saddle off that poor horse
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, July 24, 2006, 21:01:01 »

i think it's a wolf not a horse. plus the thing appears to have been dead for a while
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, July 24, 2006, 21:02:27 »

looks like a horse to me, but I haven't got my glasses on
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, July 24, 2006, 21:04:40 »

Did you see on the news today, that jockey who headbutted his horse?

What a cunt!
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, July 24, 2006, 21:05:46 »

can't say as I did, but if it's true then he is a cunt.
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, July 24, 2006, 21:10:36 »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_sports/horse_racing/5210036.stm

SSN showed the video earlier. It was a pretty hefty nut!
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