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« on: Thursday, February 3, 2005, 11:41:06 »

Remember that slightly odd post about pies a couple of weeks ago? Well it inspired me to change my business coursework idea to a Pie Shop. So I thought you nice people would love to lend me a hand..... currently I'm doing a SWOT (strengths, weaknesses, opportunities, threats), any ideas? Any suggestions, however ridiculous will be greatly appreciated.
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, February 3, 2005, 11:47:26 »

strengths = pies

weakness = cakes

opportunities = pie variations

threats = brian howard
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, February 3, 2005, 11:48:39 »

People on diets are a threat.
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, February 3, 2005, 11:49:03 »

Quote from: "Onion_Jimbo"
strengths = pies

weakness = cakes

opportunities = pie variations

threats = brian howard


Maybe Brian Howard is Piemonte  :shock:
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, February 3, 2005, 11:50:25 »

Isn't Brian Howard an opportunity? Surely he'd be an excellent source of money?
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, February 3, 2005, 11:50:28 »

i thought brian howard would be a strength - good customer base and all
mind you the threat is he will explode, thus losing your entire customer base
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, February 3, 2005, 11:51:55 »

no because he doesnt care about purchasing the pies. All he'd want to do is eat your stock without paying. Kind of like a bear stealing your picnic basket
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, February 3, 2005, 11:52:50 »

That's a bit rude isn't it
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, February 3, 2005, 11:53:49 »

well thats brian howard down to  a tea. he doesnt care about anyone as long as  he is full of pie.
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, February 3, 2005, 12:00:28 »

I have heard Brian Howard is infamous for his non payment of pies, especially Mr Kipling's Apple Pies.  That's what he has for tea according to a very reliable source.
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, February 3, 2005, 12:01:38 »

personally i think your business idea is all pie in the sky.......i'll get my coat  :arrow:
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, February 3, 2005, 12:02:39 »

Maybe you could give a Swindon player a job there once he retires, maybe Sammy P-Igoe
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Amir

« Reply #12 on: Thursday, February 3, 2005, 12:03:35 »

A slice of humble pie for you then, Simon Wink
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, February 3, 2005, 12:04:10 »

now now let pie gones be pie gones
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, February 3, 2005, 12:06:55 »

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
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