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« on: Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 11:58:10 » |
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......and things you don't.
Do :
* Getting a tan
* Going on holiday
* Summer footie ei the world cup
* BBqs ooh yes
* Having water fights,sister gets you with a 2 inch water pistol,you get her with the hose on full power. Ace. (No crude comments please)
* Eating 3 ice creams a day
* Going to pre season friendlys in the sun
* Sitting in beer gardens in the evenings
* Going to the beach
Don't :
* Fucking Daddy long legs, I absolutely hate them.I'm seriously terrified of them. I cryed at work the other day because there was loads attacking me.
* Getting in the bath after you've been to the beach, and all the sand in your arse crack and you can feel it at the bottom of the bath.ewww.
* Seagulls - bastards - fact
* Men and women at the beach that wear thongs.
* My dad wearing socks and sandles and speedos.
* Melting ice creams
Er I might think of some more in a minute.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 12:02:02 » |
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Women dressed in very little, the opportunity to drink in the sun and everyone seems happier
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STFC Village
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 12:02:27 » |
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-Drinking outside without catching pneumonia
-Drinking outside at 10pm and it still being light
-Being too hot to cook a meal, so you make up for not eating by drinking more
-Drinking while watching back to back footy on the box everyday for a month
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 12:03:02 » |
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Women getting half naked everywhere...!!!  :cheers: |
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eality is just an illusion caused by lack of alcohol...
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 12:06:11 » |
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like
sex on the beach
going to the seaside
pub gardens and cold pints
BBQ's
my nieces paddling pool
not
being hot
men in vests
men in sandals
men in sandals and socks
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Sade
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 12:07:17 » |
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Yeah thats another good thing, I always seem to drop a few pounds in the summer cos I eat less. On holiday I usually have something for brekfast and that will last me throughout the day until the evening meal  But I do eat more ice cream though hmmm. Oh yeah I also like making a water slide up in my garden which is on a slight hill. I get a long peice of that stuff which is the same as black bin liners. Put it down the slope, hose pipe on it and slide down. Especially fun when drunk, like I did last year with some mates. You should try it but only if your willing to get dirty. I had grass stuck to me and mud and everything. My friend did it and her boob fell out. I've never laughed so much. |
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 12:13:57 » |
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You should try it but only if your willing to get dirty. |
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Sade
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 12:26:07 » |
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Birdy your so kinky.
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 12:28:59 » |
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 13:03:00 » |
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Women getting half naked everywhere...!!!
Thats not always a good thing,the sight of me half-naked is not a nice one  The best thing about summer is the CRICKET  |
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 13:06:58 » |
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Women getting half naked everywhere...!!!
Thats not always a good thing,the sight of me half-naked is not a nice one The best thing about summer is the CRICKET Don't believe you ! NMH |
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 13:25:52 » |
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Pro's:
Beer gardens
BBQ's
Hot women flaunting it
World Cup
Light til late
Playing cricket
Con's
Wrong people wearing too little
Too hot to sleep
Missing out while at work
Wasps/Bees
Hayfever
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 13:33:37 » |
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Come on then......own up........Who sleeps naked in the summer? |
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 13:34:36 » |
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I do all year, it's not unusual... :-))(
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, June 7, 2006, 13:37:02 » |
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Who sleeps naked in the summer
What a question :shock: .My nightie never ever comes off! |
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