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« on: Tuesday, March 21, 2006, 13:27:46 »

Fuck, just got back from town signing deeds for a house next year only to scrap down the side of someone's Rover 200, denting their wheelarch and leaving a pretty nasty scrap.  I had been turning round when an old man ran out his house (and I mean fucking old - 100 odd) started shouting at me.  I ignored him, but my mate wound him up, and I lost my concentration and hit the car.  Lots of students park in that road and the residents hate it, so he was having a go about that.

I jumped the car shouting "That's your fault you stupid old cunt" and he sorta fell back against a wall....  I feel really bad about it now, but he shouldn't have been so in my face, leaning over my car shouting while I was just turning around!  I then left my number under the wiper, before changing my mind and retracting it and speeding off!

Hope I don't get caught...   :|
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Asher

« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, March 21, 2006, 13:30:27 »

Hope you do get caught personally
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DMR

« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, March 21, 2006, 13:30:36 »

Walrus killed Yeovil Red  :shock:
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DMR

« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, March 21, 2006, 13:31:35 »

tbh mate as far as the car goes i've been there too. frankly it's the insurance companies fault for fucking over younger drivers. although such incidents perhaps show why...
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, March 21, 2006, 13:32:38 »

I hope you get mullet seeking AIDS
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, March 21, 2006, 13:33:16 »

In fairness this is the same road a resident keyed my car, presumably because he didn't like it there, so I have little sympathy for those who do that.  I've had my car bumped in carparks and people drive off, so I don't see why I should do any different, especially as I don't view that accident as wholly my fault.  When someone's screaming in your face it's bloody hard to complete a three-point turn.
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, March 21, 2006, 13:34:33 »

The old man probably didn't like your mullet
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DMR

« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, March 21, 2006, 13:35:24 »

http://thetownend.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?p=6437&highlight=#6437

Good work Walrus, serial car bumper
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, March 21, 2006, 13:36:18 »

Quote from: "Walrus"
Fuck, just got back from town signing deeds for a house next year only to scrap down the side of someone's Rover 200, denting their wheelarch and leaving a pretty nasty scrap.  I had been turning round when an old man ran out his house (and I mean fucking old - 100 odd) started shouting at me.  I ignored him, but my mate wound him up, and I lost my concentration and hit the car.  Lots of students park in that road and the residents hate it, so he was having a go about that.

I jumped the car shouting "That's your fault you stupid old cunt" and he sorta fell back against a wall....  I feel really bad about it now, but he shouldn't have been so in my face, leaning over my car shouting while I was just turning around!  I then left my number under the wiper, before changing my mind and retracting it and speeding off!

Hope I don't get caught...   :|


Did you help him up and see if he was ok then ?
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DMR

« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, March 21, 2006, 13:38:05 »

I'd have given the old bloke some Nelson treatment.

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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, March 21, 2006, 13:51:47 »

Poor old man. Imagine if that was your dad or your grandad walrus and someone did that to him  Sad
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, March 21, 2006, 13:57:56 »

walrus i hope you get caught.
morons like you shouldn't be on the road.
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DMR

« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, March 21, 2006, 14:01:08 »

Quote from: "arriba"
walrus i hope you get caught.
morons like you shouldn't be on the road.


He nicked a car doing a turn in the road, it's hardly like he's mowed down some little kid on a bike after drinking 17 pints.

You must have had an accident of some sort, some time?
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, March 21, 2006, 14:03:02 »

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I'd have given the old bloke some Nelson treatment.

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Piemonte

« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, March 21, 2006, 14:03:24 »

and who the fucks pablo anyway?
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