It’s our wedding anniversary today - or it could be Sunday. Neither of us is sure which it is.
And they say romance is dead!
Facebook was kind enough to inform me of a recent anniversary.
"Thanks facebook", I thought before going to the other room to say happy anniversary to the wife, feeling rather pleased with myself.
"WTF", a confused looking wife replied. "It is not our anniversary"
On further investigation, it transpired that it was not our wedding anniversary FB was congratulating me on, but the anniversary of my wife and I becoming friends on facebook.
The moral of the story is: Don't trust Facebook.