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Title: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Abrahammer on Sunday, December 16, 2012, 19:25:18
Got to be Wiggins surely?

Winning the TDF on its own is a greater achievement than anything any of the others did, chuck in a gold and its a no brainer for me.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Samdy Gray on Sunday, December 16, 2012, 19:28:54
Probably one of the most difficult ones to call from recent years due to the Olympics, but it'll be a travesty if Wiggins doesn't win.

If he doesn't, then it has to be Hoy.

Two cyclists winning two years on the trot will be a great achievement for the sport.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: joteddyred on Sunday, December 16, 2012, 19:33:50
It's a shame that this year there are a number of worthy winners.  Some years it's a struggle to think of one!

Wiggins I would say, but Murray has a big following, so could sneak it.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: SuggWillSugg MBE on Sunday, December 16, 2012, 19:36:21
Think Mo Farah will be in with a shout too.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Abrahammer on Sunday, December 16, 2012, 19:39:20
It's a shame that this year there are a number of worthy winners.  Some years it's a struggle to think of one!

The Zara Phillips and Giggs years spring to mind


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Arriba on Sunday, December 16, 2012, 20:04:01
Think mo will win.Wiggins second and a toss up between ennis,Simmonds and Murray for third.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: LucienSanchez on Sunday, December 16, 2012, 20:06:41
Wiggins or Murray for me... not sure who the public will go for though, maybe Ennis or Farah?


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: jonny72 on Sunday, December 16, 2012, 21:15:23
I'd go for Ellie Simmonds myself.

Sure winning the TDF is an achievement, but not so much when you're paid £2m a year, needed a team of other cyclists sacrificing themselves for you and having the most extensive support team in the sport. Same for Ennis, Farah and Murray.

Ellie winning a gold was one of the moments of the olympics for me, it actually meant something to her. Most of the others in the running had more of a thank fuck I've won and not fucked it up again response.


Title: Re: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: STFC_Chris on Sunday, December 16, 2012, 21:27:56
Sports PERSONALITY... Wiggins, no contest. Can't wait for his acceptance speech.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Posh Red on Sunday, December 16, 2012, 21:29:59
If it was simply based on sporting achievement it would have to be Wiggins.

To achieve something that no other Brit has ever done & then win Olympic Gold a couple of weeks later.

However, if its based on personal achievement then one of the athletes from the Paralympics should win.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: WEBBERhyde on Sunday, December 16, 2012, 22:23:00
Jess Ennis' arse may have just tipped the balance in her favour.

Gotta be Wiggo though..


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Samdy Gray on Sunday, December 16, 2012, 22:36:24
Don't normally do these TV voting things, but did just vote for Wiggo.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Bob's Orange on Sunday, December 16, 2012, 22:37:08
I hadn't realised what David Weir did. To get his 4th medal in the marathon when he was clearly knackered was some achievement.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Arriba on Sunday, December 16, 2012, 22:42:34
I voted for Ellie


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Swindon Please Win on Sunday, December 16, 2012, 22:45:54
Voted for Murray.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Shaw Rosso on Sunday, December 16, 2012, 22:48:56
Frankie Dettori


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: kerry red on Sunday, December 16, 2012, 23:02:31
Cant believe John Terry isn't in there!

My vote went to David Weir


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Sunday, December 16, 2012, 23:05:05
I voted mo farah for the two most exciting sporting moments of the year


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: TheMajorSTFC on Sunday, December 16, 2012, 23:05:37
I think 1) Wiggins, 2) Ennis and 3) Weir


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Shaw Rosso on Sunday, December 16, 2012, 23:13:26
Beckham and autocues just don't work


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Bob's Orange on Sunday, December 16, 2012, 23:21:36
What is Steve Ovett up to these days?


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Batch on Sunday, December 16, 2012, 23:23:46
Get on with it Coe.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Bob's Orange on Sunday, December 16, 2012, 23:26:14
Murray, 3rd.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Bob's Orange on Sunday, December 16, 2012, 23:27:36
Ennis 2nd.

Surely Wiggo 1st


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: TheMajorSTFC on Sunday, December 16, 2012, 23:28:25
Get in Wiggo! Well deserved!


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Batch on Sunday, December 16, 2012, 23:29:45
Well done Wiggo, but WTF has he done to his barnet!


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Bob's Orange on Sunday, December 16, 2012, 23:31:06
Finally a Sportsman with personality wins the award!


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: mystical_goat on Sunday, December 16, 2012, 23:31:51
I think he might be a fan of Paul Weller.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Swindon Please Win on Sunday, December 16, 2012, 23:32:41
Well deserved, well done Wiggo.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Samdy Gray on Sunday, December 16, 2012, 23:34:50
Well done Wiggo, but WTF has he done to his barnet!

He's a mod, innit.

First Cav, now Wiggo. Hopefully Froome next year.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: STFC_Chris on Sunday, December 16, 2012, 23:41:38
He's a mod, innit.

First Cav, now Wiggo. Hopefully Froome next year.
Did you see the look on his face when the camera cut to him during Bradley's section right at the start? Absolute look of death, priceless.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Samdy Gray on Sunday, December 16, 2012, 23:44:26
Missed the very start, so no didn't see that.

Will be interesting to see who Sky back for the Tour next year.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: THE FLASH on Monday, December 17, 2012, 11:02:49
Don't watch this since Zara Phillips won it....fucking joke that was.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Nemo on Monday, December 17, 2012, 11:04:58
Would be fair to say that anyone on the shortlist would have been more deserving than Zara Phillips and Ryan Giggs were.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Nick Bamosomi on Monday, December 17, 2012, 12:32:50
Disappointed that Mo didn't get a placing, but it was such a strong line-up.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Coca Fola on Monday, December 17, 2012, 13:30:49
He should have won.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: horlock07 on Monday, December 17, 2012, 13:33:22
Was disappointed that Sarah Storey got as few votes as she did, to have done it in swimming and now cycling is a great achievement, and to get top 5 in womans pro national champs was great!

The whole event was just a little too corporate for my liking, all the music and that, what has that Sandi woman got on the BBC, they roll her out on everything at the moment.

Couple of observations:

Cath Wiggins never smiled once!
Beckham even after all this time looks so self concious!
The handover of the trophy between Lennox Lewis and Murray was funny.
I wasn't aware that Coe had arranged the entire olympics on his own - fair play to the guy!


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Dostoyevsky on Monday, December 17, 2012, 13:47:41
Mr Steroids won, say's it all. He's another Lance Armstrong in the making.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: london_red on Monday, December 17, 2012, 13:54:07
Mr Steroids won, say's it all.

Says it all about what?


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: horlock07 on Monday, December 17, 2012, 13:58:08
Mr Steroids won, say's it all. He's another Lance Armstrong in the making.

Go on then I am going to bite, what is this based upon - and I mean hard evidence, not just conjecture.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Nemo on Monday, December 17, 2012, 13:58:33
A taxi driver with a tin foil hat on, I shouldn't concern yourself.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Dostoyevsky on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:00:29
Go on then I am going to bite, what is this based upon - and I mean hard evidence, not just conjecture.

Why do you think that his team-mates have distanced themselves from him? He got propelled to that position for a reason, Mark Cavendish despises him. Good luck Bradley, it won't last. Your team mates know how despicable you are


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: pauld on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:02:05
Go on then I am going to bite, what is this based upon - and I mean hard evidence, not just conjecture.
Well, there's this bloke who pretends to be a shouty taxi driver and he puts these funny videos on YouTube but you see the thing is they're all true, honest when you think about it, it's right isn't it, stands to reason the government are controlling us all by secret means under the orders of the Lizard King, eh that David Icke, people laughed but you know, eh, you know, there's more to all this and anyway so this taxi bloke he said he reckoned all them cyclists were wrong'uns and if you don't believe me then you're a sleeping sheep, send just $49.50 to this address to read our new pamphlet "Secrets of the Illuminati and how the Jews and their agents in the CIA control the BBC Sports Personality of the Year Award to secure their ongoing global dominance".

And all that.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:05:29
Why do you think that his team-mates have distanced themselves from him? He got propelled to that position for a reason, Mark Cavendish despises him. Good luck Bradley, it won't last. Your team mates know how despicable you are

Sounds a lot like conjecture to me.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: london_red on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:06:14
Why do you think that his team-mates have distanced themselves from him? He got propelled to that position for a reason, Mark Cavendish despises him. Good luck Bradley, it won't last. Your team mates know how despicable you are

Yeah he really seems to hate him, check out the anger in this interview

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/other-sports/cycling/mark-cavendish-praises-bradley-wiggins-1486730

Quote
"I am so proud of Brad,” said the Manx Missile. “It was an honour for me to ride the Tour de France and see a friend, almost a brother, win the Yellow Jersey"


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Flashheart on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:08:03
Yeah he really seems to hate him, check out the anger in this interview

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/other-sports/cycling/mark-cavendish-praises-bradley-wiggins-1486730


All rubbish spouted my the Illuminati controlled media to keep you all in the dark about, erm, Bradley Wiggins.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Bewster on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:09:40
Why do you think that his team-mates have distanced themselves from him? He got propelled to that position for a reason, Mark Cavendish despises him. Good luck Bradley, it won't last. Your team mates know how despicable you are

Are they hearing voices too ?


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Dostoyevsky on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:09:49
Well, there's this bloke who pretends to be a shouty taxi driver and he puts these funny videos on YouTube but you see the thing is they're all true, honest when you think about it, it's right isn't it, stands to reason the government are controlling us all by secret means under the orders of the Lizard King, eh that David Icke, people laughed but you know, eh, you know, there's more to all this and anyway so this taxi bloke he said he reckoned all them cyclists were wrong'uns and if you don't believe me then you're a sleeping sheep, send just $49.50 to this address to read our new pamphlet "Secrets of the Illuminati and how the Jews and their agents in the CIA control the BBC Sports Personality of the Year Award to secure their ongoing global dominance".

And all that.

If you get your facts right, instead of putting mis-information out there for your lap dogs, you will know he abhors racism in all its forms, he calls for an open border policy, but you label him as an anti semite?

Bradley Wiggins is a drug cheat, why do you think he was so uneasy upon victory, not long now until we hear about this scumbag and his blood tests, his team mates know, they want fuck all to do with him.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: pauld on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:10:06
All rubbish spouted my the Illuminati controlled media to keep you all in the dark about, erm, Bradley Wiggins.
If that is indeed his real name. And what is he hiding under those sideburns eh?


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Flashheart on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:11:31
David Icke isn't anti-semite, he just thinks the Jews are really lizards.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Dostoyevsky on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:11:59
All rubbish spouted my the Illuminati controlled media to keep you all in the dark about, erm, Bradley Wiggins.

Damming him with faint praise, he switched teams, they wanted him out. MR Wiggins, sue me, you're a drug cheat


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: pauld on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:14:03
David Icke isn't anti-semite, he just thinks the Jews are really lizards.
He's really anti-lizard though.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Dostoyevsky on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:14:11
David Icke isn't anti-semite, he just thinks the Jews are really lizards.

It is an allegory Flashheart, lizard or no lizard, exploiting people through financial mechanism can't go on


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: DMR on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:15:49
What does that slosher who's 6 foot under make of it all?


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Dostoyevsky on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:17:41
Wiggins sue me you cunt, the lap dogs adore you, you piece of shit, heh, when the time comes you will face the wrath of these people who champion you name. Who said cheats never prosper? Sue Barker gave you a peck on the cheek, you drug taking cunt.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:19:17
Did Bradley Wiggins piss on your 9p steak?


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Nemo on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:19:19
I'm not sure he reads the TEF to be honest.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Dostoyevsky on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:22:35
Wiggins, sit on your freemasonic throne, you drug taking cunt, you don't fool me, time for you to face justice you puny legged twat, and this country annoints you as God almighty. Druggy druggy, the cycling industry knows it, and soon everyone will. FUCK OFF Wiggins


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Bewster on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:22:43
 :popcorn:

Another legendary thread


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Dostoyevsky on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:27:48
Performance enhancing druugy Wiigins is our annual hero, you can't make this shit up.

Give the title to Paolo.

Bradley is a druggy, pitiful emaciated shit, get him in the laboratary, the drug shit


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:29:05
Oh my.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: DMR on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:29:29
You've made your point but I suspect you may reiterate it further


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: horlock07 on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:29:47
Oh well I take it all back, fully evidenced and considered argument then... my bad!

You are not Chris Froome BTW are you?


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Nemo on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:30:36
You seem to be getting notably more exercised about a cyclist than you did about your insistence that the world is run by metaphorical Jew-lizards. Anyone else on the SPOTY list you aren't keen on, or do you like to focus your hatred?


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Bewster on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:30:46
You've made your point but I suspect you may reiterate it further

Has he ?? I'm not sure what the point was.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Dostoyevsky on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:33:37
Jade Jones should have won it, because she won clean, and the outpouring of joy was humbling

You guys, who I take on board, not one message ignored, need to realise we've appointed a fucking druggie as our sporting hero, this is insane, get the guy in court, test him, he's drugged to the eyeballs. How proud we should feel!


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: horlock07 on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:35:30
If we already know that he's drugged to the eyeballs why do we need to test him? Just asking like?

By suggesting that Jade Jones won, should we assume that all 12 cheated then?

Too many questions, not many answers


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: DMR on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:37:49
I would love to spill some jism on Jade Jones


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Nemo on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:38:03
By suggesting that Jade Jones won, should we assume that all 12 cheated then?

Of course they did, David Weir was using wheels for a start, can't believe he got away with that.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Batch on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:38:19
Well, that confirms Dostoyevsky is what I thought.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Dostoyevsky on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:38:33
Bradley, the Olympic legacy might hold you up, because the cowards won't rock about, you filthy cheating scum. The French know it, strip this guy of his accolade and give it to Nicola Adams, more worthy tahn you, scumbag druggie


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Nemo on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:40:15
Okay, so Nicola Adams is clean, that's two of the candidates screened. Care to sort the others out into categories so I can know which ones it's acceptable to enjoy the performances of? It's all very confusing for us sheep.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Dostoyevsky on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:42:12
Next time I see Bradley, i'm going to stick something in his spokes, he makes a mockery of us, take a syringe with me if he wants a top up. Druggy Wiggins, i'm waiting for you


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Flashheart on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:43:46
What about Chris Hoy, is he on drugs?


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: LucienSanchez on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:44:23
I would love to spill some jism on Jade Jones

I like the element of danger that would probably be involved in getting a piece of Miss Jones


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: horlock07 on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:45:26
Bradley, the Olympic legacy might hold you up, because the cowards won't rock about, you filthy cheating scum. The French know it, strip this guy of his accolade and give it to Nicola Adams, more worthy tahn you, scumbag druggie

'The French know it' I think you may have sadly illustrated your complete lack of knowledge of cycling, real life, the universe and everything there.

The comments from the French in the olympics related to the track cycling and the idea (promoted by a sarcastic remark from one GB rider) that our wheels were rounder than theirs. Particularly funny as our wheels are made by mavic, who as you will no doubt be aware are a French company! However this doesn't really have relevance to Wiggins as he didn't ride the track in London.

Or do you mean the TdF where the French loved Wiggins as he spoke to them fluently in their language, had some charcater and most importantly (especially after whats happened subsequently) was not American.

Next?


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Dostoyevsky on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:45:53
What about Chris Hoy, is he on drugs?

No, but he cheats with technology, all those cycling medals were gained through sophisticated, heavily funded, means, he's a TWAT.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: horlock07 on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:46:40
Next time I see Bradley, i'm going to stick something in his spokes, he makes a mockery of us, take a syringe with me if he wants a top up. Druggy Wiggins, i'm waiting for you

Oh and doping these days is all about blood doping so you need a transfusion kit for that, you will look a bit of a tit with just a syringe, but I suspect thats the least of your worries.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Paolo69 on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:47:30
What about Chris Hoy, is he on drugs?

No but his thighs are. They're as big as my waist.

I'm sure he'll be gutted to discover you think he's a twat. What with being so level headed and such a good judge of character yourself.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Flashheart on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:47:46
Is there any male British athlete that is not a cheating twat?


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Dostoyevsky on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:47:57
'The French know it' I think you may have sadly illustrated your complete lack of knowledge of cycling, real life, the universe and everything there.

The comments from the French in the olympics related to the track cycling and the idea (promoted by a sarcastic remark from one GB rider) that our wheels were rounder than theirs. Particularly funny as our wheels are made by mavic, who as you will no doubt be aware are a French company! However this doesn't really have relevance to Wiggins as he didn't ride the track in London.

Or do you mean the TdF where the French loved Wiggins as he spoke to them fluently in their language, had some charcater and most importantly (especially after whats happened subsequently) was not American.

Next?

Not according to the French i've spoken to. This idea of a classy English gent is a myth


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Paolo69 on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:49:06
Not according to the French i've spoken to. This idea of a classy English gent is a myth

When and how did you conduct such a poll?


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Nemo on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:49:31
He asked Marcel Marceau and he was very forthright on the subject.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: horlock07 on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:50:25
Not according to the French i've spoken to. This idea of a classy English gent is a myth

So you know Mark Cavendish and his interviews are rubbish, you know a French person (I assume thats because you are off to Bugarach on Friday) and we are all deluded.

Come out tell us whats wrong with David Weir, I bet you can tie yourself in all manner of knots with that one.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: pauld on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:51:41
You should watch more documentaries on YouTube horlock then you wouldn't be such a LAP shEeP!!!!!!!


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Dostoyevsky on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:52:07
God, this is a relentless, can you guys cut me some slack, you are like the playground bullies who round up on someone because they've got a revellation.

Wiggins equals drugs, equals Gold medal.


What part of that don't you understand?


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: thepeoplesgame on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:53:36
God, this is a relentless, can you guys cut me some slack, you are like the playground bullies who round up on someone because they've got a revellation.

Wiggins equals drugs, equals Gold medal.


What part of that don't you understand?

The part where you offer up any evidence whatsoever, perhaps?


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: horlock07 on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:54:22
Is there any male British athlete that is not a cheating twat?

John Terry?


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Nemo on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:54:36
Because slagging someone off with no evidence and on a forum that they have no knowledge of is perfectly acceptable behaviour.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: 4D on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:57:01
Where's Fred when you need him? Was it shady who offered him out?


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:57:49
God, this is a relentless, can you guys cut me some slack.

Maybe you should try some drugs.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Flashheart on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:58:52
Where's Fred when you need him? Was it shady who offered him out?

Dostoy Shady offered me out the other day as well.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: 4D on Monday, December 17, 2012, 14:59:45
must be one and the same then


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Nemo on Monday, December 17, 2012, 15:00:12
Dostoy Shady offered me out the other day as well.

That's a lengthy trip.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: london_red on Monday, December 17, 2012, 15:02:46
God, this is a relentless, can you guys cut me some slack, you are like the playground bullies who round up on someone because they've got a revellation.

Wiggins equals drugs, equals Gold medal.


What part of that don't you understand?

Haha well that clears it all up then. Thank fuck the justice system doesn't work the same way eh, who needs evidence?!



Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Nick Bamosomi on Monday, December 17, 2012, 15:22:57
This stuff was funny in a couple of threads, but when it starts to hijack other ones, it's just bloody annoying.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Dostoyevsky on Monday, December 17, 2012, 15:37:47
I'm having a private party tonight to stick two fingers up at Christmas parties, this is a one man parade, everyone welcome, corn beef sarnies, coca cola, walkers crisps, sod it, even, Tescos lager. All of Calne is welcome. For today is a special day, it's the JSA party :pint:


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, December 17, 2012, 15:40:45
Whereabouts? I might pop in.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: 4D on Monday, December 17, 2012, 15:43:11
JSA?


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, December 17, 2012, 15:46:21
Job seekers allowance, I'm guessing.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Flashheart on Monday, December 17, 2012, 15:49:10
I like corned beef sarnies


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Dostoyevsky on Monday, December 17, 2012, 15:51:50
God bless David Cameron, all the sausage rolls and bottles of Tizer are on him :clap: He couldn't make it tonight, something about a war in Iran :cry:


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: sheepshagger on Monday, December 17, 2012, 16:03:47
Fuck me I've only been out for a couple of hours and a new war has started !



Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: 4D on Monday, December 17, 2012, 16:06:59
Where's your party Dos? The con club closed quite a while back.  :sherlock:


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, December 17, 2012, 16:14:33
Maybe if you spent more time seeking a job rather than venting at Bradley Wiggins and worshiping lizard overlords you could afford better than tesco's lager and 9p steaks.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Dostoyevsky on Monday, December 17, 2012, 16:15:00
It is being held in the anarchist club, which prevails in every disillusioned man's heart, those who have been dispoccesed, those who scrape for an existence, this is our party, all welcome to join, we will smash this joint up, I will terrorize the House of Parliament, come and get me Policed twats. I know a guy in the Met Police, corrupt to the core


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Bewster on Monday, December 17, 2012, 16:16:43
It is being held in the anarchist club, which prevails in every disillusioned man's heart, those who have been dispoccesed, those who scrape for an existence, this is our party, all welcome to join, we will smash this joint up, I will terrorize the House of Parliament, come and get me Policed twats. I know a guy in the Met Police, corrupt to the core

Is he French ?


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: BruceChatwin on Monday, December 17, 2012, 16:20:33
This thread has definitely exceeded the 80% bollocks quota.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Dostoyevsky on Monday, December 17, 2012, 16:20:54
Is he French ?

He is Irish, and will rip the shit out of this rancid establishment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: fuzzy on Monday, December 17, 2012, 16:53:48
If I post something in relation to SPOTY, will I now be hijacking this thread?

Fuck it, I don't care what that cunt Doss Toy Fucking Evsky might think.

Wiggo? Right fucking result!

The look of horor on the face of Mrs Wiggins when she saw Susan hand him a microphone was priceless :D

To be honest though, any one of the 12 would have been a worthy winner. A very good short list this year.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: 4D on Monday, December 17, 2012, 16:58:06
I think Doss has too much time on their hands. Be interesting to see him trying to "educate" some of the locals tonight.  :)


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Bewster on Monday, December 17, 2012, 17:09:23
Wiggo was a deserved winner and quite rightly so after the debacle of Ryan Giggs and Zara Phillips.

I think they should have all got some sort of award as they are all legends.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, December 17, 2012, 17:58:45
It is being held in the anarchist club, which prevails in every disillusioned man's heart, those who have been dispoccesed, those who scrape for an existence, this is our party, all welcome to join, we will smash this joint up, I will terrorize the House of Parliament, come and get me Policed twats. I know a guy in the Met Police, corrupt to the core

How much do you pay a month for your internet/internet cafe?

Can I suggest if you are struggling for cash that this might be the first luxury that you live without?

Although I'm sure this guy is Spacey or Ben trying to liven this bollocks part of this place up.


Title: Re: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: herthab on Monday, December 17, 2012, 18:11:54
This bloke reminds me of all the fucktards that audition for X Factor, or Britain's got Talent: you laugh but a part of you feels guilty. It's like mocking the afflicted.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: joteddyred on Monday, December 17, 2012, 18:32:03
This stuff was funny in a couple of threads, but when it starts to hijack other ones, it's just bloody annoying.

Agree totally.  I'm dreading looking at other threads now in case they've gone the same way.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Abrahammer on Monday, December 17, 2012, 18:53:12
The wind up merchant was funny to start with now its reached the boring and totally unbelieveable stage


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Posh Red on Monday, December 17, 2012, 19:28:07
Well, that confirms Dostoyevsky is what I thought.

What, a kiddy fiddler?


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Peter Gibbons on Monday, December 17, 2012, 19:47:45
It is being held in the anarchist club, which prevails in every disillusioned man's heart, those who have been dispoccesed, those who scrape for an existence, this is our party, all welcome to join, we will smash this joint up, I will terrorize the House of Parliament, come and get me Policed twats. I know a guy in the Met Police, corrupt to the core

[url width=500 height=378]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2r2ksDXUM1qgppzlo1_500.gif[/url]


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Batch on Monday, December 17, 2012, 19:49:28
What, a kiddy fiddler?

A cunt. Obviously.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Coca Fola on Monday, December 17, 2012, 20:08:00
Alcoholic for sure. Mental breakdown too probably, not a good mix.


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: pauld on Tuesday, December 18, 2012, 00:27:15
More likely SONN or someone of that ilk, shurely?


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: Barry Scott on Tuesday, December 18, 2012, 08:05:19
The return of, the legend that is, Mickyhazardwasgod6?


Title: Re: Re: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: tans on Tuesday, December 18, 2012, 08:25:33
Dostoy Shady offered me out the other day as well.

Haha i remember when he offered me out too


Title: Re: Re: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: tans on Tuesday, December 18, 2012, 08:26:08
Maybe you should try some drugs.

In vast quantities hopefully


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: pumbaa on Tuesday, December 18, 2012, 13:58:49
It beggars belief that Dostywhatshisface supports the same football club that I do. Still, we all have our inner demons, it just appears he wishes to share his on this forum....

Lord know what might happen when the schools break up later this week


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: nevillew on Wednesday, December 19, 2012, 12:41:34

To be honest though, any one of the 12 would have been a worthy winner. A very good short list this year.

*sorry* Would that be Ellie Simmonds? *sorry*


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: DMR on Wednesday, December 19, 2012, 12:45:57
Careful Nev, you can make people feel small with wisecracking like that


Title: Re: BBC SPOTY
Post by: nevillew on Wednesday, December 19, 2012, 16:51:26
Careful Nev, you can make people feel small with wisecracking like that

You're right,I shouldn't belittle them.